Wtf. I never knew alcohol fucked with your testosterone. that explains a lot. in case you need some context to this

wtf. I never knew alcohol fucked with your testosterone. that explains a lot. in case you need some context to this

>be poor fag
>always had a lot of testosterone as a child
>nobody fucked with me because I was taller than everyone
>never worked out as a child and I was a little shit
>the power started going to my head. I required more
>allied myself with an autist (keep in mind that it's normal for autists to have more testosterone)
>we were Giants that beat the shit out of everyone that didn't do what we wanted.
>autist bro did whatever I told him, so essentially people did whatever I wanted
>I was cocky as fuck and I had never lost a fight
>one day I fuck with some dude who is older than me and that regularly works out
>I swing first and he jumps me and lay me flat on the ground
>litrally in shock
>older dude hates me from that day on, even though we were friends for a while
>everyone in his class starts to hate me as well
>is now known as some violent little shit
>starts in middle school
>everyone hates me
>relise it's because I still hang around with autist bro
>ditch him for a new kid
>only have one friend that entire year and everyone ignored me, even though I tried to be nice
>become antisocial and still kind of am
>one day a relative of me starts in my class
>our bond strengthen
>he is like me, but no one dislikes him
>he befriends everyone and lose his virginity in 9th grade
>I only have new guy and him as my friends
>decide to start working out so people will like me for being attractive at least
>start at high school
>meet a pretty cool dude that knows my relative as well
>befriend him. he is popular as fuck without me knowing
>gets invited to a shitload of parties
>drink for the first time. it's 96% concentrated homemade alcohol
>shit is fire. literally can't feel my mouth, neck or belly
cont

honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?

>drinks a lot at parties with new friends
>new guy from middle school is obsessed with working out and went from a t h I n n gamer to a strong MMA guy in a year of practising and workout every day
>I have stopped
>take it as a vacation
>try to start again
>take 20 pushups (I'm t h I n n) and stop
>my arms burn, but that's good. will continue in an hour or something
>dont
>me and relative bro start going to a gym
>payes for it (50$ month) only went once that year
>feel like a piece of shit
>become depressed
>drink more
>shake off the depression and force myself to eat more so I'll get energy
>still won't work. now I'm t h i c c and weak and broke
>go to Veeky Forums to look for solutions
>can't find shit. asked and got called lazy by a shitload of guys. some helped though
>read every single word on the sticky just in case I have forgotten something
>"alcohol reduce testosterone"
>read that little testosterone can impact a man's ability to get erect
>I fap like once a week, and when chicks want me to send them a dick pic, I can't anymore because I can't get it up. it just flaps around half erect.
>FUCKING ALCOHOL STOLE MY TESTOSTERONE
now I'm a broke borderline alcoholic t h i c c boii without a social life because I isolated myself after my life went to shit.

my question is. am I fucked, or is there a way for me to recover my lost testosterone? is it enough to stop drinking? do I need to eat more? do I see a doctor? please help me.

>cont

Must be crazy if you think I'm reading all that shit

its a call for help. I lost my testosterone to alcohol. I can't get my dick up

That only happens WHILE you're drunk

no need. just read the last part that's not green. the story is just for context in case anyone believes I'm some kid who tasted alcohol once and think he's an alcoholic.

I am permanently fucked. I was working out like a madman, then suddenly I couldn't get my dick up anymore, and working out seemed impossible. you sure about it? do you think my testosterone is fucked in another way? should I seek a doctor or something?

It's probably all in your head

Nice bloglost! How do I upvote?

The test loss from alcohol is only a problem if youre still drinking. The issue most likely is your circulation and being overweight.

I think your issue is your mindset. Youve lost so many times youve learned to be helpless and hopeless.

If you can feel bad and sorry for yourself and hate yourself you know what else you can hate? The fact that you arent working towards something. Use the hate to fuel yourself forward.

You need small wins. Set some small daily goals for you to achieve, but dont cheat yourself make it a challenge start with something like do cardio today. After some wins move to weekly goals. Once those wins lift you up keep weekly goals however add in monthly goals too.
Winning boosts test, on mobile, but google it.

thank you. this makes sense as it didn't really become bad before I decided to bulk up. I have never been fat before. maybe what you say is true. I will try it. thank you.

EAT MORE ZINC IT GETS THE TEST HIGH

AND YOU NEED THE HIGH TEST

ZINC MOTHERFUCKER ZINC

I had this happen to me recently. I workout 3-4x a week hard and my dick suddenly stopped working. I wasn't having it though and went to a urologist to get bloodwork done. On top of that, I was given Cialis. I'm 25 so my dick is basically rock hard all day now. We'll see what the bloodwork comes back saying.

you're the autist

>dick not working, here's a pill, now it works again

What a time to be alive. No, truly. It still amazes me that billions of dollars was spent funding a fix for broken dicks, and they found it and you can buy it from the comfort of your own house.

I wouldn't care if I got shit for it anyway. It's pretty disturbing going from constantly getting wood to hardly anything at all. I was stoked when I was given Cialis cause I knew it would work (and works well). Hopefully this ED is temporary but if I'm lucky I'll be given a prescription as a backup. I'm still on my sampler pack from the urologist.

idk i think you deserve everything thats happening
to you since you're such a faggot

>a snot nosed little puke who bullied people smaller than him got put in his place by someone bigger and ruined his own life by being stupid
Justice.

keep pushing this stage of your life is a true test of your character. If you let yourself down now you will realize how much worse things can get. Fight the good fight show yourself what you're made of.

From reading your story it just sounds like you're Autistic (and I mean that genuinely, not in the "we're on Veeky Forums so I'll just use it as an insult" type way) and making lazy excuses. I see no evidence, anecdotal or otherwise that you're low test or used to be high test.

Looks like you're just using "Muh alchohol" as an excuse for being lazy.
Also you totally deserve it.

please stop forcing this pasta

You really are autistic aren't you?

Sort yourself oot

i'm a borderline alcoholic and i can get it up even when i'm pretty wasted. i think you are legit depressed.

tl;dr

Jesus where do you think you are, normie book?

i wasted time reading this shitty greentext. don't make threads again

Do you smoke?
Hypercoagulation is linked to erectile dysfunction.

Eat some cruciferous veggies like broccoli to kill your estrogen, don't smoke, if you do drink keep it to a minimum and go do compound lifts, pomegranates are great for circulation. Also not being a cuntimus prime like yourself helps

>Another blog thread

I'm not reading this shit

Alcohol (post-workout) raises testosterone, reaching a peak that involves taking a shot around 4-6 hours after a workout.

You can also drink a shot after gym but the testosterone peak won't be as high. But it's still an increase.