Veeky Forums recipes thread

Veeky Forums recipes thread

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not really a recipe, but has anyone tried putting protein powder in oatmeal?

Every morning lad

god tier bulking snack

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how much? a whole scoop seems like a lot fit one serving of oatmeal

that looks like shit m8

how old is this pic?

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does anybody have the recipes from the guy who called himself tuna?

This belongs in the fph thread

>instructions how to make oatmeal
fucking dumb americans

Fucking hell. That's not a recipe. That's just shit.

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Reminder these are almost identical macros to 10oz of chicken strips.

Make these a lot. Good.

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Google for Terry crews Mac and yeezy.

> hundreds of fit recipes on old hd
> saved for posterity
> millenials get macdonaldsed instead

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This is no way less than 1000 kcal.

I do 1-2 scoops. It's good.

Is there a was you could upload them?
Or some more of them?
Im a fat fuck who is losing weight and this recipe alone will help me a lot

you r right. either its a troll pic, or he cant count

>put in oven proof bowl
>food comes out raw

THE FUCKING MAGICAL MEAL
>no time to write the recipe tho

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Good because that looks awful

Looks like ratatouille made by a retarded 5 year old my man

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>chocolate in pastry or cookies
fucking disgusting

what the fuck is wrong with you, dude

>chocolate is still melty
literally garbage tier, gtfo

>263 grams of sugar
Please don't drink this.

kys faggot

These look good, I think I'm going to try them with sardines.

fuck, gonna make it.

wow maybe you should just kill yourself

Subtle troll? Or disgusting pig?

That seems like the desperate last meal before payday of a working class bachelor. Have some dignity and if you ever have to get that desperate, at least have a el cheapo generic frozen pizza on hand.

At no point do these people just consider getting a job instead of having to resort to this misery of a meal?

>only young people in America were never taught to cook

Bro, all the first world is proper fucked. In Sweden girls swell with pride to show off that they can't even toast bread, eating every meal either prepared or in the street is seen as "normal".

Also works well with canned chicken or deviled hate.

rip hair bro

OBSESSED

Here's a fucking recipe
>buy a fucking steak with a bone and fat on it
>put some fucking salt and pepper on it
>let it sit on the fucking counter while you heat up your fucking grill or a fucking cast iron skillet
>slap the steak on a very fucking hot surface
>cook for a couple fucking minutes per side
>take it off the fucking heat and let it sit on the fucking counter for a few minutes
>throw some fucking spinach and blue cheese in a fucking bowl
>throw some fucking blue cheese on your fucking steak cuz you're a fucking boss
>eat your fucking dinner
>enjoy your fucking gains

Ck was a mistake

>bone in chicken thighs
>literally any sauce or marinade
>rice
>broccoli
>wala

Pro tip for chef quality chicken/beef/fish/whatever

get a stainless steel pan, sear the thing you want to sear in it and then throw it into the oven

it's glorious, I tried cod for the first time this way and jesus, didnt even need a fork

>didn't even need a fork

Fuck off Mohamed

meant knife, fuck.

REEEEEEEEE NOBODY WANTS THIS RECIPE

>buy nice quality top round every once in a while
>salt, pepper, bit of rosemary
>sear on stove, slow cook in oven
Tastes amazing

>buy meat
>buy cast iron skillet
>sear
>flip
>finish in oven
>green veg
>boil potatoes or rice

Repeat forever
It's not that hard guise

>put onions and peppers in a pan with olive oil
>put in chicken(season however you want)
>put in black beans and whatever hot sauce(I use peaches and Vidalia onion hot sauce, but you can use any like sriracha, tabasco, or franks red hots)
It's literally that easy, just some veggies chicken beans spices and heat

Fatggot detected.

Pro tip. If it feels as solid as your forehead it's well done. If it feels like your chin it's medium well. If it feels like your cheek it's medium rare.

>not the the index, middle and ring fingers hack

pleb

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>/b/ food

Are the measurements per pancake or per all three? If it's for one, Jesus Christ.

shut up low test milk drinker

/>kek

how about you post your pic

I want to see who is behind this post..

>brownie
>not having some form of chocolate
Autism alert

Yeah try adding up all the ingredients together on the left there and figure it out.

Just made some basic turkey burgers. Pan fried them mofos in non-stick olive oil spray. Seasoned them with lawrys or w/e. Then put some fucking jalapeno chunks on em and some low-fat cheddar cheese. Shit is gonna be good.

99% of recipes are too much effort tbqhwyf

reddit tier post

>lunch for three days
The fuck?

I only have activated almonds will they work for this?

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Put this shit in a slow cooker
>Chicken thighs
>Lentils
>Chickpeas
>Diced carrots
>Diced tomatoes
>Tomato paste
>Curry powder
>Garam masala
>Chili powder

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I'm gonna fucking die if you keep posting this

That's how you tell if you're gonna give birth though.

chocolate protein powder + peanut butter + oatmeal

high calorie high protein meal for anyone doing actual athletics

not recommended for just lifting, its so ridiculously calorie dense its dangerous

That looks pretty good actually. I'll give it a shot.

Why do these things curse so much, do these people think that makes them fucking cool?

Cook until grey to prevent flavour

Vile

>chicken stock
>olive oil
This is a travesty

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imgur.com/r/Veeky Forums/5nbmA

HOW.
THE.
FUCK.

Tell me it's shooped.

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i looked at their menu and couldn't find this. confirmed fake.

Usually I just fuccin look at it, or cut a small piece off
fuccin life hack right here, just eat the fucking thing

Anyone have that imgur link for like 100 recipes?

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>carbs, fats, sugar and no protein
>protein bar

imgur.com/a/5nbmA

meant to reply to you

fuck im dumb

This link should really be included in the sticky.