So Veeky Forums I was offered a job as a stripper on a gay club. I'm tempted to accept because the money was pretty decent.
The thing is that I'm straight and I don't like cocks (not even feminine cocks). If I do accept the job, what am I getting myself into? Will I be forced to fuck gay people or what?
Has anyone ever worked as a stripper before? What do you have to do? Just dance naked?
P.S. I'm better than those 2 dyels
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Unless you REALLY need the money... Don't do it.
nobody will fuck you, in fact, strippers ARE NOT allowed to touch/fuck the clients at all, period, if anyone touches you youre supposed to call a bouncer
>not liking feminine penis
I think you're in the wrong place user.
they're gonna make you get on stage and sit on a beer bottle
Does dry humping fat ugly men for cash sound like a good idea to you, faggot?
If you want this to be your future then go for it: youtube.com
How decent is pretty decent money?
Thats what I was told...nobody will touch me.
But I'm afraid those kind of jobs will actually get you involved with gay prostitution, mafia, drugs etc.
>strippers ARE NOT allowed to touch/fuck the clients at all, period
Never been to a strip club, have you.
Nigga depending on where you work that asshole is getting fingered. Some clubs/managers don't give a fuck. Do you know enough about this place?
this guy grabs your dick while you are working, what do you do?
I've heard that male strippers are fairly different than female strippers. It's a lot more light-hearted, particularly if you get a group of females in (which will happen).
if you want to make money though, chum up with the homos
More than the basic salary in my country, for 2 days. Keep in mind I live on a shitty balkan country that is destroyed economically
I know nothing about that place.
Jesus, have some integrity. Do not fucking do it.
as a gay man.
nobody will take offence if you dont fuck them.
all the clubs where i've been and they've had gogo dancer type guys everyones kinda just ignored them..
desu dancing in your underwear is a bit tragic but guys will do it in certain gay clubs without even having to be paid.
tl:dr having your dick out isnt a big deal to the gays. People probably wont even pay attention to you for more than 5 mins
I would probably do it, by specifying that if a fag touches me i will kick him in the face
Thats sweet money
You two are as good as whores.
I was getting snapchats of a bridesmaid sucking a male stripper's cock just last week. It was in Vegas. Gay stripper scenarios are going to be even more extreme.
Expect to have a cock shoved into your mouth, OP. But hey, at least the $2,000 you walk home with that night will buy a nice toothbrush.
great way to lose said job and prove to the whole world you're an ignorant douchebag.
Do it, it'll be an adventure if nothing else
>I was getting snapchats of a bridesmaid sucking a male stripper's cock just last week
Thats why I'll never marry any western slut
Strippers fuck their clients, period.
The ones who don't are part-time and aren't making any money compared to the ones who are prostitutes.
Gays are going to be a lot more aggressive than drunken whores, especially the kinds that go to strip clubs. Expect to be at the very least groped, likely raped if they can get you alone.
all these stereotypes of gay men.
Have any of you even met a gay man?
>(not even feminine cocks
People feel obligated now to post such bullshit. Gay is gay, son.
>ignorant douchebag.
>ignorant
ignorant of exactly what you dumb twat? did you ever think about the shit spewing out of your mouth for a second before you start preaching your retarded buzzwords
jesus christ that pisses me off
If a fem user said this about stripping for guys would you reply the same?
yes. all of them are disgusting filthy manwhore degenerates who are incapable of feeling or caring about anything beyond sex. fuck you.
>not understanding memes
Found the old man
all that shit is consensual. Straight people fist and go dogging and shit too. Give a shit what people do if it's consensual between adults.
you implied that they were gonna lay their hands on him against his will. Then you said the only course of action you could use would be violence.
Shows something about your personality there.
Honestly, I feel straight men and women is slightly different.
Just because women are often put into the role of the submissive, I would feel it would be more dangerous for a femanon. However saying that, I'm sure dancers of both sexes are looked after in their workplace. You're making yourself vulnerable to a degree.
I know from experience though that seeing guys dancing in a jockstrap isn't a big deal.
If it's lapdancing/private dancing that's different.
You're going to meet stereotypes in a gay strip club
Okay okay, I never thought this day would come, but I can finally use my giggalo experience to help someone on Veeky Forums. What a day to be alive.
Now usually I just use my chad looks to fuck desperate and fat chicks. but more than once I was solicited by gay men to perform my services at gay outings and what-not. I'm not gay in any form, so no fucking or anything, but I did do gay gigs. From my experience, you have to be real careful, your body type is EVERYTHING to gay men. Your entire personality is defined by your looks which will be front row and center in a strip club, so depending on that alone will define how they interact with you.
You mentioned your bigger and better than pic related, which is [spoiler]very good.[/spoiler]
You'll probably be classified as ruski, which in the gay circles is a derivative of bear, usually attributed to men without the hair and more definition. Imagine a russian bodybuilder or strong man, that dealio. Keep in mind you might not think your anywhere near that standard, but most gay men are twinks, don't let porn fool you, they are rarely built.
So, with all this in mind, what is my advice? Take the job, ohh yeah, that it asap. While your performing, never fully smile, give off cocky smirks and frown when flexing. Be the big, strong, capable and unstoppable mass of muscle that will carry 10 men on your arms. Be gaston basically, and there wont be a single gay man out there who will fuck with you. Build your whole shtick and stage persona on being the guy you don't fuck with. Look... But no touch. That kinda shit, you'll have regular nu-male twinks lining up for miles for you just to WINK at them.
Good luck op, its a good world if you keep your head on straight, and know your own boundaries.
As foe the drugs and shit, just decline. If your a good piece of ass most places wont throw you out. But make no mistake, they WILL try and hook you in. DON'T take extras, and DON'T do bonus'. They're only there to snag you.
>giggalo
How did you get in that business?
At $150 per 3 minute song, yes. Yes, it does.
Don't do it
It will be degrading and terrible. The stigma is real, people will judge you. You probably won't have to suck cock or anything but it's not worth the money unless you are in serious need.
That screencap....god damn, wew.
I'm curious: How did you end up on Veeky Forums?
And you will lose any sense of pride in yourself you may have had. Do you not value your own integrity or not? You'd wave your dick in front of room of lusting fags and feel no shame in yourself? What the fuck is wrong with you?
OP don't listen to these fuckers saying not to do it. Swallow your pride and try it out, if you like it then stay, if not then leave. You'll walk home with an answer and a fat wad of cash.
because I compete in oly.
Pederčino degenerična
You can't exchange integrity for essentials and luxuries, same goes for shame. $150 on the other hand
Fag here
It all really depends on your club location and clientele
If its a seedy joint dont expect more than $100 offers to put your penis in somebody's mouth in VIP
If its a high end joint ($10+) drinks, you can make $1,000 per bareback anal sex, but you need to have just turned 18
the fact that you're even considering this suggests you are a flaming faggot
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Bareback. From a gay dude. For 1k??? The chances of catching an STD like hiv are like, 75%, maybe more, are you insane?
Gr8 b8 m8
>start browsing Veeky Forums a week ago
>stare at male bodies in the CBT threads
>now i'm looking at dudes with erections
What the fuck
Except i's probably not bait, gays are chock full of STDs because "why wear a condom if they cant get pregnant?"
...
WOW, a thousand dollars??? AND I get some free AIDS as well? GEE WHIZ SIGN ME RIGHT UP.
Don't let it go any further, user.
memes aside, look at STD rates and number of partners among gay men. Before you give me a response of "not all gays" remember that this is referring to a person trying to essentially buy a hooker.
While never universally true, stereotypes often have a basis in reality,
finish in his girly hands.
STDs are on the rise in both the straight and gay community (in my city at least).
Yes gay men probably do have more partners than straight men, but that's just obvious. It's readily available and if straight men had the same opportunities with girls they'd take it (imagine a straight version of Grindr where all the girls just want NSA). With more opportunity for sex comes more opportunity for sexually transmitted infection.
However, I myself know very few gay men who have sex without a condom/being on PREP. Unless they are in a committed relationship.
I know more straight people who have one night stands unprotected than gay.
>lurking /hm/
Are you gay or what?
T-thanks for the link tho..I'm gonna take a l-look..
you are retarded. stop generalizing your own experience to the general populace. having bareback sex with any gay dude is a bad deal, there is a fucking reason why you faggots bring your testing papers around so frequently
Never generalised my own experience.
I work in sexual health medicine and I just find your proposed lack of education quite sad.
If sexual health classes were taught properly then we would lose a) a lot of stigma behind testing and treating sexual infection and b) reduce the number of sexually transmitted infections.
Good luck with your future though!
HIV is not a big deal anymore, especially in the gay community, its more of a rite of passage.
In Cali its not even a crime anymore to POZ load someone without telling them you're POZ
>Good luck with your future though!
i work in a hospital ER in a large city. we have at least 4-5 of you come in every weekend asking for PReP. the statistics are from studies that have been done since the fucking 70s, and there are thousands of them
the fact is that sex health IS taught broadly, even at the lowest level of public education. people are ignorant and will always be ignorant. so typical of you queeny pussies to act snarky and superior just because dick gets sacrificed at the altar of the hole where shit comes out
fuck off
You can call the bouncer if anyone tries shit but you'll get a reputation as the guy who calls the bouncer and people wont want private dances.
As in a regular strip club, the real money makers give extras.
Honestly you probably shouldn't do it but it might be an adventure.
>hiv
>living your whole life on a cocktail of drugs
>rite of passage
>not a big deal
This is what faggots actually believe.
Kind of related but has anyone ever jacked off dudes on craigslist for money? it seems like easy cash on the side if you can handle the fact it might be a bit weird, but it would not at all be gay. There is nothing gay about pleasuring cocks to completion for money. In fact I kind of am turned on by dicks cumming but am fully straight, so how bout that?
Ive seriously considered doing this I guess and wondered if anyone else has done it?
99% of the other strippers will be straight too
Ah you're American, that explains a lot
>works in ER
>has people come in for PReP
PRE-exposure prophylaxis
You don't go to the ER for PReP. You get PEP
If ur gonna fake a job, at least do some research!
Wow good response can't even hate
Half the time I can't tell if people around here are ironicposting or genuinely retarded.
>living life on cocktail of drugs.
>not a big deal.
Sooo, /fraud/ ?
Fucking disgusting
This is the type of shit that reinvigorates facism..i start to actually consider the tenants of national socialism when I hear this nonesense
You should regardless of a crazy statement like that. NS is actually quite moderate in comparison to the worldviews we live under today.
>comparing healthy steron needles
>to disgusting AIDS heroin needles
SHIGGY DIGGY
I think the fact that the app grindr has HIV status as a field speaks to the prevalence of HIV/AIDS-- among other STDs/STIs-- in the homo population.
Fucking same. Luckily I'm not with anyone in that group, just one of the chicks thought I'd get a laugh. Granted, I did, but it pretty much makes me feel that I can't marry a single fucking broad on this continent. There's just too many instances that I've SEEN, so what nefarious shit hasn't been shared with me that I'll find out 5 years down the line? I've had too many hookups that ended with "well I've got a bf so you better be going" like that's just fucking cool to hide that shit. Can't even look a woman in the eye without wondering if they woke up naked in a baseball dugout that morning (of which I personally know 3). And before someone says it ain't like that everywhere, I'm in the small town Midwest where we're supposedly less prone to that shit.
How is this even a debate?
>Do you value your body and pride enough?
>yes
Don't do it
>no, money is worth it
Do it
Why are stripping and prostitution considered selling your body any more than any other form of wage labor is? It is the body that does work, after all.
This. And I'm [spoiler]homosex[/spoiler].
Think mid-1900's Scandinavia and there's the natsoc paradise, if you don't go completely overboard.
this. I've never been to a gay strip club, but at a normal one you can touch whatever the girl allows you to touch. For $200 you can even go into the back room and have your way.
are you retarded
so if you had HiV it would be no big deal
people with herpes are borderline suicidal and have virtually no love life, especially when they get it later in life. imagine having hiv, knowing you will DIE
holy shit end yourself you stupid faggot
>oh you're american
>that explains it
>when i just called you out for generalizing shit to a populace
lmao. nice show dumb eurocuck. i hope the muslims rape you
if you're gonna be g4p why not do it on webcam so no one can grope you, can even hide your face prolly
people come in off the street all the time through the ER for shit like that in big cities. its not uncommon to go to an ER to ask for something and have them admit you and transfer you up to another floor
maybe instead of googling how shit works you should actually learn how it works. dumb faggot
Fuck off cultural marxist scum. You know what "selling your body" means in this context. Stop playing with the english language to sell a failed idea.
Not gonna lie, at a shady gay-club I know friends who frequent, a lot of the strippers there do some prostitution on the side and the club turns a blind eye to it. I go to the nicer gay club in my town and pretty sure that doesn't happen there. You will not be forced into prostitution or anything, or otherwise coerced, I think that a lot of people who strip just end up doing that because of the money.
At most you will have to deal with drunk faggots copping a feel or offering lots of cash for sexual favors. Just say no and you'll be fine.
Do male strippers really need to call bouncers?
>getting mad that fags are ok with killing themselves
scared you gunna slip on their dick?
I was talking about the pozzed-user you responded to, idiot. I couldn't fathom that someone like him could seriously believe what they were typing.
>tfw you're more ripped than the bouncer but you can't do anything because you're a dancer
>Nothing gay about pleasuring cocks
>Turned on by dicks cumming
>Completely straight
You're living a lie.
> maybe its her dad d... dancing
Textbook joke delivery
I know a few male strippers, all straight.
They say they actually prefer gay clubs because guys pay much more, since they actually have income. They're also more respectful, no shrieking bachelorette parties.
You're a stripper, not a prostitute, so you don't have to suck any dicks. All you will have to do is lap dances, which is where the real money is.