Wow user, you look so fit! Do you work out a lot?

>Wow user, you look so fit! Do you work out a lot?

90% of Veeky Forumsizens will answer this question incorrectly.

If its a girl who wants "natural muscles" AKA a retarded girl then I'm not interested anyway.

From time to time

>"not really, just a few sit ups and push ups, guess i'm just blessed with great genetics. lets grab a slice of pizza"

T-thanks, y-you too

>She mentions how big my thighs are

Fuckkkkkk you rippletoad

Couple of pushups and situps before bed. Anyone can do it

>lets grab a slice of pizza

Jesus Cringing Christ.

I think hes from a 1980s teen movie.

Chad only eats pizza and has a better body than you without working out.

ayy lmao, mister alien.

well once in awhile I do some wii fit

>Yes
Is the only correct answer because I'm gonna fucking make it

>Not really, I just play .

>lets grab a slice of pizza"
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Yes

>hating women for adhering to their biological programing instead of capitalizing on it

"Eh, sometimes I do some pushups. It's these strong German genetics, baby."

I do zumba from time to time

this. well said, m'sir *tips*

>didn't even flex a cep

only correct answer

zumba and wii fit

>I drive

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I haven't been to a gym in years (My home isn't a gym). Mostly I like to do stuff outdoors, sometimes I'll do pushups and pull ups in the morning.

Honestly for most scenarios it's not even worth saying that you lift because you will either have some jealous DYEL try to play off your dedication with something like "pffff well of course you have muscles because I mean you must spend all of your time in the gym and I'm too busy for that.". Or you will get bombarded by basic fitness questions and your answers will be ignored usually or someone will respond with "I know xyz who tried *proven method* and it didn't work for them. The worst case scenario is let's see those abs user!

Just dodge the situation altogether whenever possible.

>"I stay active with kayaking and yoga."

>zumba
>Wii fit

I guess I'm just a lucky guy.

"A couple of push-ups and sit-ups every now and then."
>"You can't look like that from a couple push-ups and sit-ups!"
>"I guess you've just been doing them wrong."

>yeah once or twice a week when i'm feeling motivated

really not hard

not this, this is autism

*stares vacantly*

i only like dicks

I'm just a lucky guy

Nah, I bang on drums more than I workout.
Which is actually true.

this
where the dickgirls at?

once a month

>incel autistic "PUAs" think they're smart for saying dumb shit like "haha just im naturally fit, I go rock climbing and play soccer sometimes"

you can not trick women into thinking you have amazing genetics, they are not autistic like that. They see a hot body, it turns them on, how you got it is not fucking important as long as you don't autistically dwell on fitness in conversation

It's called "za" user
I thought it was implied that he flexing a cep at all times. But never acknowledging it

I suck dicks

Yeah, baby, I do crossfit with my friends.It is super fan.

>i play football

>being this new

Just slowed down on sodas and 10 minutes exercises out of bed, guess it's enough to get noticed, thanks!

Yeah i enjoy working out so go most days a week, fun way to relieve stress and stay in shape.

>Honestly if you lie or make up some cheesy response your a loser.

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I plan and dedicate my life to fitness. Either you like it or gtfo

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fun*

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>tfw your own mom is one of those retarded girls
She won't shut up about how her new bf is "naturally fit unlike those guys who go to the gym".

cringe

>"gravity room on my spaceship, babe"

Jokes aside what would be a good answer? I usually say inverted shit like "yeah, just a bit " "just go to the gym few times during the week "

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>Jokes aside what would be a good answer?

Lifting them up and OHPing them for a clean set of 8.

She cant articulate it, but she refers to athleticism not an unbalanced, overblown physique

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>just go to the gym few times during the week "

Once or twice a week

Yeah i do some cardio here and there

Helps me wake up in the morning

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I'm not gonna change who I am for some girl. That's not how you create healthy relationships

"You mean the same ones that got shit on in two wars?"

Every once in a while. I played sports all my life. Which is true
If you slave away 6 times a week for a mediocre physique, your best of downplaying your hard work no matter how proud you must be. Its not supposed to come hard to you, since it signals that you need to put in more than high t guys who easily build and maintain muscle.

>Nah, only faggots work out, It's all genetics gurl ;)
Then she will unconsciously want you to breed her.

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>has never been in a relationship
Thats not how it works user. I wish you will one day come to understand this better, good luck

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Flex my biceps then grab her by the pussy without saying anything

>wow, this t-shirt really looks good on muscular guys like you!
unironically what should I answer to this. A girl I don't know asked me that the other day.

"thanks"

>

>fucking newfags, not wasting their whole lives here, dumb fucking losers

You showed them, bro.

the answer is "yes"

>virgin trying to act big

Lurk more

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What exactly are "natural muscles"?

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>"lets grab a slice of pizza"
>"grab a slice of pizza"
>"grab"
>"a slice OF pizza"
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*inhales*
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She specifically means how big his muscles are.
>tfw she's trying to make you look at them

Wanna help me with my dick workout tonight, baby? It is my most developed muscle.

not a muscle though

>place her hand on your body
"You tell me..."
(Sarcastic version with a dead look and tone)

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Badminton

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Fuck off, space nigger.

>waste more of your life here, like me, fucking loser

Damn, you guys are good. You win.

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I do zumba

muscles that come from lifestyle choices, like maybe working as a labourer or something, rather than training for them out of vanity

I guess

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