Hey user, do you mind watching my form while I do some squats?

Hey user, do you mind watching my form while I do some squats?

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>proceed to shit all over her form when she's done
"No need to thank me, it was the least I could do!"

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>lower faggot

>have a girl with dat ass ask me for spot since I'm deadlifting behind the squat rack and instead of using the free one a few feet away she wants to use the one right in front of me
>sure I say
>says she's going to do 3
>sure I say
>stay far enough away so she isn't feeling awkward but close enough that if she fails I'm right there
>every time she goes up we catch eyes and just looking at her get up
>on the 3rd rep I go closer to her to help her up
>she begins going up so I go and put my hands near her to help her if she needs it without touching the bar
>out of nowhere she drops again and starts like pulsing on the bottom up and down
>freaked out so decide to step back but before I can she begins going up can't move out of the way fast enough
>my sack literally drags across her back, her ass is sticking out and pushing into my legs as she's using me as a brace to stand up
>entire time we are just staring at each other in the mirror

Closest my weiner has been to a vagina

Where can I get those socks

do I even need to say it

Only if you sit on my face after

why didn't you bang?

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>spotting her on deadlifts
>not penetrating her on the spot
Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you? How much larger of a hint does she need to drop?

a true /fitizen hero

hey I have a similar story

>super hot gril regular at my Uni gym
>5,5, redhead, banging body
>always wears extra-skimpy outfits revealing her butt
>one day comes to me asking for a spot on squats
>the gym was packed and she picked ME deliberately
>275 on the bar
>she says she's going for 5
>I know for a fact she can't get that up for even 1
>get behind her
>she fails, I pick her up
>she puts 225 and goes for 10
>shittiest quarter reps you've ever seen
>all the while I'm bracing her with my arms keeping her upright
>booty is literally an inch from my cock
>resist the urge to dry hump her right there in the gym
>feels her up instead while "spotting" her
>afterwards she chats me up telling me how she always sees me but that I was too intimidating to approach
>we joke around a bit and I know for a fact I'm gonna fuck
>she never came back

why is life so unfair fit, it would have been my first fuck buddy from the gym

Why didn't you take her snapchat or something? God damnit user

because I don't have a phone
usually when I chat up a girl I have her add me on facebook and we set up a date that way

it's making me miss some opportunities but I'm not about to pay 40 bucks a month + price of the phone. Plus those things are distracting

reported for underage fagot

>no phone

enjoy having sex zero times, you fucking creep

> plus those things are distracting

nigger you're shitposting on a zimbabwean bushmeat purveyor's forum right now

>no phone
Wow you were never going to fuck

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lmao no wonder it didn't happen you fucking autist

How did you not have sex after this? I swear the shit I read on hear makes me wonder how you fuckers tie your damn shoes.

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i literally want to shove my nose up her sweaty asshole and take long, deep inhales until i climax my brains out.

Same, it would be fucking instinctual at that point for me.

sometimes when i'm out and i see a pretty girl showing off her body/tits in tight clothes i just want to make her pay for making me feel like i do. who is she to stir up these feelings and then know i will nevr have a chance with her? what makes her feel so safe? does she think the police will save her? does she think they will be fast enough to stop what i will do?

calm down muhammad

Yeah why dont they cover up with some polyester, amirite muhhamad?

you've done enough squats for today, ham hams

>not getting smoothies together after
>not banging her when your finished

What's wrong with you user?

Oh shit, I thought this was the Chilean cryptography deciphering forum

Im White and sometimes feel the same, maybe Islam and the west can get along after all

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>her ass is sticking out and pushing into my legs as she's using me as a brace to stand up

>being this autistic
>nice bait i took it all

Thank you for a little test boost, man.

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>asking for a spot for squats in the rack
People don't actually do this, do they? I mean possibly aside from girls who were sexually abused by their personal trainers

what just smash her right there?

sad virgin

>my sack literally drags across her back

top fucking KEK

You can squat on my dick, bitch.

no, its just how the fuck do you fuck up when she literally rubs her body on your nuts?

>get a used ~1yo android
>learn into custom rom
>literally good as new phone for $100 max
That plus a sim only for 10 bucks a month. Did it for years before my boss decided to start paying for my cell plan

I like your style