He can't grow facial hair

>he can't grow facial hair

lift all you want, you're still a little bitch

>having facial hair when it's the flagship of numales and tryhards

>Facial hair looks like shit and has to shave everyday
>2 minutes on average each morning
>mfw 12 hours a year of shaving my face

>He doesn't have a strong jawline

my facial hair is like steel wool. can never get past a week of attempting to grow it out.

Facial hair doesn't mean shit anymore. All the Reddit nu-males have facial hair.

i'm a real fucking man, bitch. i'm not a faggot 4 eyed numale feminist.

what is minoxidil

Op confirmed for jawlet

You go to hell. YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE

Alright I'll bite

Your beards are just a pathetic try hard attempt from nu males trying to have a "manly" feature, but guess what, it doesn't mean shit if you just gotta sit in your ass and just let nature do its thing

>tfw patch under chin
>tfw moustache is kinda shit too

I can grow a mean neckbear

>numales ruined beards forever
What a time to be a beardlet, thanks god

lol spot the baldlets

Maybe you should treat it nicely so it won't be mean.

>32
>mexican 12 year olds have more facial hair than me

>good jawline
>grow a beard anyways

D E V I L I S H

And Muslims and Jews

>one of the clearest signs of a high test alpha male is actually "numale"

this meme from low test geneticlets always cracks me up

cry about newmales all you want but theres absolutely nothing more unmanly than having patchy facial hair, no ammount of muscles will help with that

lol

>sitting in cafe today, reading lolita and mirin high school girls
>5'6 cuck with beard struts in, wearing cream coloured sports jacket and pants that stop above the ankle
>proceeds to order an espresso shot and stroke beard while trying to catch female eye contact for 30 minutes
>fails
>leaves

OP was this you?

...

Ever since the dawn of mankind, being clean shaven was a requirement to be deemed as a civilized man. You have never seen any roman patrician with a beard, for example. It was always the trademark of filthy barbarians. Like you, OP.

kek.
This is spot on.
"beards are manly bro"

Nigga this is Marcus Aurelius, philosopher emperor of the Roman Empire and arguably one of it's greatest rulers. You are dumb as shit.

Implying Marcus Aurelius was a roman patrician and not the descendant of a filthy hispanian peasant. I am talking about the Roman Republic, not the Empire that came afterwards, where the emperor could do practically anything, including matricide and burning of Rome. (I am looking at you, Nero)
Check out real romans patricians, like:
Publius Cornelius Scipio Africanus
Gaius Julius Caesar
Lucius Cornelius Sulla

Even outsiders like Marcus Tullius Cicero and Gaius Marius were clean shaven, though the latter was commonly deemed as a peasant who does not even speak Greek before he became the only man in History who was elected as a Consul 7 times.

So, shut up, dipshit.

Hadrian also had one and the 'philosopher's beard' as a symbol of wisdom has been a thing since antiquity.

Hadrian was also a hispanian fucking peasant and an Emperor, not a proper roman Patrician. Also, philosophers of the era were usually a bunch of drunken old faggots who, instead of working, tried to get a rich patron to fund them.

Symbol of wisdom my ass.

Name a single first world Leader with a Beard currently alive.

Groom all you want Achmed, people still mentally tag you a potential terrorist.

who hurt you user

No one, actually. :) I am just tired of this new wave of beard fashion. In my father's time every pretentious faggot had long hair and a stupid porn mustache. Then it was okay to be clean shaven. Now came an age where all pretentious faggots are growing a beard and trying to feel superior because of it.
I have a very good friend who was actually a pretty handsome guy in high school, then he jumped on the beard wagon and now he looks ridiculous plus posts about all sorts of stupid overpriced beard cosmetics on FB.

That has to do with forming an image, a completely vanilla look that upsets no one gets you elected. You don't even want to know the amount of advisers that manipulate this shit behind the scenes.

i used to hide behind facial hair until i came to the conclusion that i have a baby face and it needs to be gone.
I shaved and now everyone calls me ugly.
My crush literally said "you used to look hotter".
Its giving me alot of motivation to lose weight. ill keep shaving till im skinny. motivation for you too

you must have weak jawline if you want to hide it with beard

sure you are, faggot

Maybe if he wasn't chubbymode he'd look better. Chubbymode hides any pleasing aesthetics of the face like jawline and cheekbones

Nah bro, im just not into homosex

Every time I try to grow a beard, there's a bald spot on the left side of my face that just won't fill in. I've been trying once a year for 4 years now. I wonder if I had a ringworm there once because it's absolutely hairless.

This tbqh. It's to hide their piss poor face genetics and their triple chin.

only jawlets need beards

>be me
>able to grow full beard since 16
>hairy legs
>hairy arms
>no hair on chest apart from some fluff around nips
>no hair on back

What does it mean?

also downloaded faceapp to see how i would look like skinny. obviously way better

Babby's hurt because his bro's beard scratches on his balls when he sucks his dick

Jesus you're handsome user

Nice dicsuking lips

i suck dick for money actually

ITT
>Beardlets mad that they can't into proper facial hair
>Jawlets mad that they can't into proper jawline
There's a reason why were on this board

'tis but a scratch. Try harder, faggot, this was a very weak insult. :)

>he thinks beards are "cool"

Ive been able to grow a full beard since i was 18 and i shave every 3 days because beards are disgusting shit. Maybe if you need to hide your double chin or weak jaw it can do you good, but everyone looks better clean shaven.

You won't look like that skinny. The app turned your fat cheeks into a lantern jaw that you most likely don't have.

>he can't grow facial hair

lift all you want, you're still a little bitch

all it does for me is shave a little bit off the sides off the cheek fat and it makes me look 10x better. i think he has a good shot

You should go back to lurking

Are you me? its not hairless but the density goes way the fuck down. At least I have a decent chin so I can get away with stubble, but damn it i want to grow a beard

I know this feel

>doesn't know that fashion has distinct and repetitive cycles

Beards went in and out of style in Rome, just as beards have gone in and out of style in the modern day. In a few years, beards will mean nothing again, then 20 to 30 years later they'll be a meme again.

to be constantly butthurt and bitch about our appearance?

> have a weak jawline
> have shit beard genetics and can only grow a goatee

Just kill me

The only people growing anything more than a stubble are either terrorists,jews,jawlets or hipsters
wew lad

once again Veeky Forums is around 5 years behind trend, bears went out of fashion last year after they went past the point of saturation.