How do I get a bigger dick, Veeky Forums? I know some people say there isn't a way...

How do I get a bigger dick, Veeky Forums? I know some people say there isn't a way, but there must be something that works and isn't a scam since male pornstars are running around with huge dicks.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctrine_of_signatures
mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html
trousersnakeoil.co/
tlctugger.com/vlc-tugger-pe-ads/
goodlookingloser.com/sizegenetics-before-and-after
youtu.be/b4pL1eTRmcc?t=22
twitter.com/AnonBabble

use google

penis extention exercises work, and give permanent gains

desu archives uprisings posts on the subject, they are correct

oh yeah, if u want a routine just pirate some ebook about penis enlargement, lel there are like 9 goriiliion

happy gains m90

jesus christ man, why? why do you want a bigger dick? because you're so used to looking at porn stars? having a big dick is a meme. women get off from emotion and through their thoughts, not physically. don't fall for kike propogana.

i've got a 5" and i've made every woman i've been with come to orgasm. it's about reading their body language and conforming while looking good doing so and whispering romantic bullshit in their ear.

PEGym and Thunder's Place offer beginner routines that work. Just troll those forums for a while until you feel like you have enough of an idea of jelqing before starting a newbie routine. It works, but takes a long time and a lot of work.

I'd say this is partially true. The vagina has way more pleasure nerves than a dick (especially cut ones), and you can override every thought/feeling a woman may have if you're good at sex, the key there being to find great joy in making her as wet/squirming as possible.

Dude big dick is such a meme. If you want go ahead but you have to realize most likely you can't change your dick size. You have to accept that and move on bro. It takes time but you need to realize having a big dick doesn't make you desirable to women. It's about having the right strokes and motions. For example, my ex told a friend of mine how her new boyfriend is better at fucking than me. Keep in mind though that he has a notoriously smaller penis than me. She explained he had better motion and rhythm. I'm working on it but that's what women want mate. Not some foot long schlong that'll tear their insides.

>The vagina has way more pleasure nerves than a dick
It actually has the same number of them. Exactly equal.

>male pornstars are running around with huge dicks
Protip: They're all manlets and the dicks like proportionally huge to their tiny bodies

be born a nigger.

if it worked some dicklord would have jelqed his way into the world records by now

>tfw girthlet

I'm 6.5" and thicc; it's painful and fulfilling but pointless since it leads to less sex for me.

Basically if you're above 5" and below 7" you're solid. 4" or 8" just listen to her body and be patient. Everyone else is unfortunately stuck with thot. Most people are meh at sex, read up on it and talk to your partner if you want to get better.

Remember that girls can get off with a good massage and a finger, you have to make them want to.

No, there's no way to enlarge your dick without surgery. Jelqing is a scam and a 1 way trip to ED.

>Thunder's Place
can confirm what they have there works. did the routine 3 or 4 times a week for 3 months and gained about 3/10 inch, and was significantly longer when flaccid (i didnt measure flaccid before i started)

i stopped to see if it was permanent and it is not. back to around 6.7 and soft is back to a nub like it used to be

I stopped some time in april, so over about 3 months ive lost the gains

i know you faggots wont believe me but i honestly want other people to know it works, although i dont know how far you can push the limits

JELQING DESTROYS YOUR DICK
THE PENIS IS NOT A MUSCLE, WHEN THE SPONGY TISSUE REPAIRS ITSELF IT DOES NOT REPAIR ITSELF BIGGER LIKE A MUSCLE
AT BEST NOTHING WILL HAPPEN, AT WORST SCAR TISSUE WILL GROW IN YOUR DICK REDUCING BLOODFLOW
DO NOT JELQ, DO KEGELS INSTEAD TO STRENGTHEN YOUR PELVIC FLOOR WHICH IMPROVES BLOODFLOW AND ERECTION STRENGTH
THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Yeah, sure, working out your penis totally works. Thats why theres so many before after pictures floating around. I went from 4" to 8x6"! Pics? No way fag.

Haven't read the entire thread but what if I get turned on by hurting with my hypothetical huge schloong over how huge it it's. And making her useless for any other man.
There is something wrong with me I know.
I had a gf once I was a virgin before her, she wasn't, she had done with like 3 other guys before, I wouldve like to know that at least I was the biggest one

7'' lonely horseman reporting in

eat a lot of sausage, eat so much you choke on it, eggplants, cucumbers, carrots, bananas, gogurt


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctrine_of_signatures

Why do they get all the physically superior attributes?!

they were kings and stuff

Stop smoking, get shredded. Also edging/keggels for stronger erection, it won't add inches but some nice volume overall. Other than that some surgeries and shit, not worth unless you are < 4 inch pencil dick

Google goodlookingloser jelqing

Ur welcome

Source goodlookingloser says otherwise

Sauce cuz this is super serious

Just like liftan it pretty simply, but requires hard work...

First off, it works. It's possible, it just requires consistent effort. I do 3 things and have gained 1.5 inches in the last 6 months.

1. Traction where possible. So, studies published in peer review indicate that on average 1000 hours in traction will give you an inch in growth. So, how many hours tv / vidya have you done in the last year. Strap up the traction and grow.

2. DLD's Newbie routine. mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html
DLD is a legend in the penis enlargement world. I hit this routine first thing in the morning. Then my penis is basically 'pumped' or 'has cellular fatigue' so that throughout the day I'm growing (through repair) and traction where possible.

3. Trouser Snake Oil trousersnakeoil.co/ , the slogan is literally 'your cock on steroids' and I don't know what they put in it but it makes my pumps a million times more intense and they last for hours after (protip, if you use it you probably will be walking around with a fat semi for an hour after). I started with the TSO and now I use the jelq fuel and the TSO.

Regards traction; it's hard... use whatever method of force you like, an autoextender, weights, whatever. What matters is how you attach them... and for this nothing comes even close to the VLC tugger. I wouldnt use anything else. tlctugger.com/vlc-tugger-pe-ads/

Alright be real, are you saying you strap like a 1kg weight to your dick and hide it in your pants all day?

>fill an empty bottle with wasps
>put dick in bottle
>???
>profit

100% guarantee your dick will swell

No, you can use a traction device like the autoextender, or you can wear a leg strap, or a belt strap, etc. Anything that generates force... and less traction is more according to the studies.

yeah there definately has been attempts to use bee and wasp stings and there's been some success... super risky though.

I'd love to try it with trouser snake oil. I think that'd be fucking fire.

Buy a Bathmate

Bathmate is trash!

Air pumps are genuinely better.
>b-b-but the penis knows the difference between low pressure fluids!

It's inconvenient which means you won't use it regularly and you won't use it consistently.

Trash.

How the fuck is it inconvenient to take something in the shower with you?

how many showers to you have each day?
do you shower at the gym?
etc
etc

I just jelq in the shower. My benis has gotten a little bit longer after just over 2 months but noticeably thicker. Even my gf asked if my cocks gotten bigger. I got sloppy though and left the Vaseline next to the shower. She asked about it and I didn't want to tell her so I said I have jock itch on my asshole and that soothed it until I bought tinea cream.

One
No

Yeah... way less embarassing. haha

Well it was the smarter thing to do. I have a decent sized cock as is, so taking steps to increase it would seem insecure in her eyes. Truth be told every dude wants a bigger dick and I just want to see if jelqing works. So far it does.

It absolutely does!

If you start traction or trouser snake oil report back with results!

>coping dicklets

Sorry OP, big dick is determined by genetics, there really isn't anything you can do about it. Anybody who says otherwise is kidding himself.

Wow, look at all the sources and citations in this thread.

In short, nothing works. Stuff like pumps can give temporary gains (like a few minutes) and jelquing can damage your dick.

Surgery is the only option, but pretty much unheard of unless you're deformed/seriously injured but we're talking transplants. Surgery to lengthen your existing dick will likely only change flaccid length, and even then it's a huge and expensive risk for like an inch on your flaccid length.

OP - how big are you? You'll probably be surprised. I always thought I had a small dick (body dysmporphia) and avoided measuring it. Was surprised to find that I'm not only 7 inches, but that I'm also in the 95th percentile as a result.

just don't bother commenting if you've nothing to contribute.

I've gained lenght and girth from jelqing, the effectiveness of traciton has been proven and the results published in peer review, and if you drink protein shakes then you should use trouser snake oil.

It's all just like training fitness or strenght... unfrotunately little bitches like you should 'muh genetics' or 'working out is bad for you'.

Fuck off loser. Come back when you're serious about improving yourself (for yourself... none of this 'b-but I please women)

Have you increased your girth? It seems like this is much harder to increase than length

Lose bodyfat is probably the quickest way.

The guy who pays "models" for his staged pickup YouTube videos?

Yeah real fucking trustworthy.

Yeah okay, let's see a before/after. If ONE person in this entire god damn thread can provide that I will shit my pants

4.5 reporting 2 points to make
>Women don't really care
They have terrible spatial awareness
I've been told, "you're so big" and "you feel great in me"
Once you have it out it's too late
Being confident, In control, and agressive all matter more

>If ur a homo ur out of luck dudes do really care
Source: this thread

listen m8, unless you have a micro penis like not even pinky small, then just man up and know how to play with a clit, also if you're fat lose it because for me half of my dick was under a blob of fat

eh there's a pretty compelling before and after on trousersnakeoil.co I never took a measured before photo.

I've increased girth.. to my chargrin. Apparently you're better off gaining lenght first... because a thinner penis is easier to stretch and lenghten than a thick one (apparently), but I've gained a solid half inch in girth. I think it's easier to gain girth than lenght.

However, people who know way more about this stuff than me say that it doesn't matter... all the effort makes your cock 'bigger'...

I guess it's like when a newbie lifter says "how do I gain striations across my pecs" and everyone says 'how about you just start lifting'.

My gains were permanent (half-inch in around 10 months). There's tons of posts about this on the Thunder's and PE Gym's forums. You usually can't just stop cold-turkey or else gains might be lost. You have to wean off PE.

You get banned here for nudity pictures. Just register on PEGym or Thunder's Place and you can see thousands of successful before and afters. Jelqing does work, faggot. Don't talk about things you're unaware of.

Jelqing is a girth exercise, especially if you jelq 75%+ max erect. Something like the VLC tugger and manual stretching almost exclusively focuses on length. And it's true about it being harder to grow length with a bigger girth. There's just a lot more mass you have to work with.

I regged on those forum and stretchdevice forums and asked around.

Never a single, legit before and after picture. Only ridiculous imaginary E-stats.

If it worked those ladmags and narcissist bodybuilding forums would be all over it.

Why are you lying? They have, again, thousands of before and after pictures, time stamped, with the same ruler pressed against their dick from one date fast forward a year later with the same rule, and a bigger dick.

Nice can u show us? U can post it on /b/ and link.

I was around 6'5 then went up to 8' because I stretched it whenever I jerked off.

I'm not registered on those forums anymore, and the before and after pics are only available if you register because of nudity. I did PE years ago. Go do so if you like. Someone also talked about Goodlookingloser above. He used to have before and after pics on his site for public viewing.

There's literally a video of a before and after on trousersnakeoil.co

You don't need to be registered on half of those forums, and if it's too much bother to register, you obviously don't want a bigger dick... which is totally fine... lots of fat people don't want to get ripped... but they shouldn't feel that they have a valid opinion about getting in shape.
You are just wrong.

Nigga does this snake oil work? $100 is extremely steep

HGH2GO

Yes goy register on the site yeeesss.

Not a single before after posted yet? Its ok ill wait.

Ahhhahhhahhhhh AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Keep making excuses boyo. You remind me of that gook uggo on lookism who swears by face pulling but refuses to provide before afters.

works for me. seems to work for others. But like a protein shake you should use it in conjunction with other exercises!

Do NOT listen to this LITERAL SHILL. This guys a con artist. Its a scam. Think about it.

>conforming while looking good doing so and whispering romantic bullshit in their ear

I seriously hope you guys don't do this

>having a big dick doesn't make you desirable to women

The same could be said about looks, hair, height or social status and it's all COPING

Any truth to the rumour that HGH makes your dick bigger? And I assume this means proper injectable HGH and not Mk-677

why you say this?

I'm not shilling TSO. I said it works for me, I dunno if it'd work for others... the only thing I've recommended that has per reviewed data is the traction method (granted they use a 'clamp' or 'noose' style attachement whereas I'd recommend the VLC tugger (which, again, I'm not shilling)... I'm not shilling autoextender, either but I recommend it. I'm not shilling the MOS forum, but I recommend DLD's newbie method, and I'm not shilling air pumps either, even though I recommend them.

>think about it.

Why don't you think about it.

It's like saying I'm shilling steroids if I recommend them (I do), or Adidas if I recommend Adipowers (I also do).

So go fuck yourself, enjoy your no gains, enjoy your small cock, and enjoy your no-life-other-than-sharing-my-worthless-opinion-on-a-kazaksthani-rice-hoarding-forum

goodlookingloser.com/sizegenetics-before-and-after

Here, this is from before and afters with an extender, which is a device, not manual exercises like PE, but they also work. You all are faggots. Thunder's Place and PEGym have millions of posts in their 15+ year history. PE is real and extremely well-documented/developed. It just takes time and effort.

Not in my expereince. Some guys inject pge-1 (or whatever that analogue of HGH / insulin) is, but I'm not sure they got any results.

Google chemical PE... there's dudes doing the bee sting method, and I think combining that with topical HGH/pge1 but again, you need special gloves, etc., it's largely inconveneint... and like weight training convenience helps consistency, which is most important... but I'm a literal shill so what do I know

Hey, mate. Do you know anything about using an extender with the TLC-X? I already have the TLC-X and use it for foreskin restoration, but heard it's possible to add an extender to it and have both at the same time, so why not if that's possible? Know anything?

PS all these people are perpetual cycnics from being on chans too long. PE has been around for thousands of years and works. They're a bunch of cringey faggots who never believe anything. They don't even bother going to the biggest PE forums like matter of size, thunders, and PEgym to confirm for themselves or not.

To be fair, those measurements are faily ambiguous given they're not bone press erect lenghts or actually straight rulers (tailors measuring tapes are very unreliable) and the dude who made the most gains has some sort of 'pencil case' with a ruler along it....

However, I fully agree that overall there's growth. And, if you do any amount of research you'll find loads of dudes who've made gains.

I'm uncut so I've no idea about TLC. Sorry about that! I love the VLC tugger though. Really brillaint with the autoextender (or leg trap / weights depending on your situation)

Thanks man.. it gets tiring reading constant faggot posts. I guess they're the same people who would have claimed Sandow was a freak (he was) so therefore they shouldn't bother exercising.

>Literally fucking called snake oil...

Bro you ever seen a snakes dick? It's fucking tiny.

>Goodlookingloser
ayy lmao that guys dong is a mangled, bruised mess
he might not be lying about stats but that thing looks like a boxers fist after a long match with a brick wall

lol!

I think it's quite funny that it's called snake oil.

>...every dude wants a bigger dick..
Not if it's big enough to already hit the cervix from time to time (7.5x5 here).
The only thing I would get off of it is women crying in the fetal position more often leading to less sex....


Listen to these guys please, one at 7, the other at 4.5: sex is mostly emotional for women (in my experience, too).
Sure, if your dick was a little bigger and filling her out just that extra bit she would enjoy it more, but she also will if you know what you are doing.
Read up, speak to her, try to read her body language (both inside and outside her vagina), elongate foreplay you can also enjoy, caress her, whatever; make sex an experience for her rather than a quick in'n'out.


Finally: women smell insecurity.
If you're confident in what you are doing (which you can get by talking to the women you sleep with to gauge what you're good/bad at), you will give her a better night with an 4-incher than that 7" dude that wishes he was 8".

Sorry bro.... I left to get big... for myself.

I grow my cock to get big... for myself.

I don't do anything for women. I don't give a fuck about their emotional well being... when I find the one, I'll care... but for sluts I meet in bars... I like ripping them up.

>having a big dick doesn't make you desireable to women

I used to think that.. but then my ex bragged to all her friends about me having a big dick.

When we broke up, on 2 seperate occasions her friends approached me and straight up asked me to fuck because they had heard about my big dick.

Everyone read these posts. Be nice to your cocks.

Keep ruining your sponge tissue you pathetic dicklet

Are you serious? Those are not fully erect dicks vs erect dicks. You can't be this fucking dumb.

>women get off from emotion and their thoughts

Haven't laffed like this in a long time

I made clear that I'm open to the idea of it working. But you still provide no evidence.

You're either a troll or angry about your dick size.

Okay bro... this is what your asking...
>I'll go to trousersnakeoil.co
>I'll screen grab the video
>I'll go over to /b
>I'll start a thread and post the screen grab plus the link to the video
>I'll come back here and post the link to the thread

instead of you;
>going to trousersnakeoil.co

fuck yourself

The problem I have is fucking women aggresivly.

I just like to hug and cuddle because they're soft.

But I've been called a "Faggot" or "Coward" for not "Just going for it..."

I dunno anymore, I really like my job and what I've worked for, to throw it all away just because you want to bust an extra milky nut at the risk of allegations?

Pump work well for a temporary boost.

It's like the Stealthing of schlong size.

It looks legit, then mid-way through it reverts back to natural.

Will okaydick ever come back up? I literally got to 7 inches and then the site went down so I'm repeating the 3rd to last workout from the end of the noob program until something better comes along

no worries, I gotchu, pham.

I'm glad I enjoy both, and sometimes women need just a good, rough fucking aswell; it hasn't to be aggressive, though.

It's more about being dominated by you than by being all out aggressive.
You may start slowly, as you like, but I'm sure you know the body language they have when they want "more".
This isn't the point where you have to turn into a jackhammer, you can simply use other means of dominating her in the first place.
Restrain her, choke her (lightly), pinch her nipples, squeeze her ass, whatever suits you most or at all.

Ideally, you should be turned on a bit differently by now (greedy for more) and this should do the trick just fine, let it flow.

If not; erm, well....
Gradually increase your thrusting speed, make her yours, your touch should get ever firmer, it's ok if it's at the verge of pain.
If your bored of hammering or just don't want to anymore and go back to slow, hold her really tight and give her your whole dick, let it rest there for several seconds, merely using you hip to push hers, your penis mustn't move relative to her vagina at all.
After this, they're most susceptible to slow thrusting normally, because it feels rough, as you're hugging her tightly, but it should be what you want. I hope!?

Rinse and repeat in variations of timing and speed, I'm sure you'll get the hang of it quickly if the ladies respond positively, and trust me, they will.

/blogpost

The actual solution is to address your insecurity. Not even trying to be mean, it's just the truth.

Who here has dick hiding under fat? I've put down like 30lbs and am currently at 6.5". I'm pretty sure if I get muh Adonis belt I'll be at 7"-7.5" easily. Probably the best part of losing weight is all the extra dick gains.

Making every woman out of 0 you've been with cum from your 5" penis is easy.

28lbs of fat lost = ~1cm extra dick

>i dont try to make my dick bigger for women
the delusion lol, i can see how you cpuld lift for yourself but this is absurd.
>those ellipses
are you an old man? Because you type like one.

what sauce do you need nigger? he said everything in his post, I hope you dont need a source to prove that you dick is not a muscle. When you do curls your muscle tissue breaks and then repais itself thus making it grow. YOUR DICK IS NOT A MUSCLE, so when you tear it's issue while jelqing it doesnt repair itself, these broken tissues stay broken which can cause ED problems

Mate, dick size is not everything
i am 6'4'' and i have an 8'' dick, when i fuck my gf it hurts her alot, i literally can't go balls deep or deep throat her
fuck my life

>i literally can't deep throat her
you are not trying hard enough

Stop samefaggin you pathetic cuck. You're wasting precious internet kilobytes on your subhuman presence.

i got an inch and a half through jelqing

WE WAZ KANGS AND SHTUFF

youtu.be/b4pL1eTRmcc?t=22

joe rogan on big dick pills. rundown is if there was an actual way to make your penis bigger, every guy would be doing it. it wouldn't be a secret.