Am i too skinny for Bane costume?

am i too skinny for Bane costume?

Why do you wear the mask?!

>headlet

did you shop your head smaller and traps higher?!? what the fuck it's so unnatural looking

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No OP, you look just fine.

>all the newfags ITT

So obscenely new. Please lurk for a year before posting you retard

post the story pls

For the unknowing

I kek'ed so fucking hard

Falling for this.

Nice stume bro

your head looks kinda small

enough is enough

nice 'stume bro

Haha, so are you, like, Bane in middle school or something?

can someone make one of those
"YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY..." things, with
"You have been visited by Bane in Middle School'
"You'll become a Big Guy™ but only if you type "nice 'stume bro"

Or you know, make it funnier, just throwing out ideas here

One of the best fit stories ever. I wonder what happened to that guy. Probably killed himself

i hope he is still lurking

>be guy
>still lurk
>see same story making fun of me for thw 256th time
>slowly reach for gun again

I hope he became a big guy

If he's not a bitch he probably became big

One day he's going to come back and crash this board with no survivors

I am

I currently have tears streaming down my face because I have been laughing so hard for 5 minutes straight now at how fucking small your head is
Thank you for this OP

Hey, he's a big guy

CMON SON drink that MAD MILK

why are his feet different sizes

What mode to be Dangle for Halloween

It was confirmed that the guy in the story and the guy in the pic were different people.

Someone get this hothead outta here

Faggot mode. Seriously when people see you they're gonna think you're a gay cop with those shorts

Nice gains OP!

>"Nice stume bro."
gets me every fucking time

>Not being Chad enough to pull this off
Enjoy being the real gay guy

Just shop it a little bigger every Halloween season. Eventually he'll have made it.