How do I become jyewcy and attain glorious enlightenment?

How do I become jyewcy and attain glorious enlightenment?

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1. be hired stripper at Stockholm Pride
2. pretend to be natty
3. pretend to not look like a horse by growing a pretty shitty beard

post physique

Sweden > Germany

>disdain for cucks
>t. the golden goon

Drufrens, let us note. Be. Fighting among ourselves at this point in time. I am excruciatingly beata in all actuality. How do I attain a glorious physique?

Drufren to attain a fooken joocey physique you must abstain from becoming a beta leftist.

who /truefriends/ here?

I. Am note. A bäta leftist.
Boat.
However.
I do not even lift.
And I am teu skeenny.

Damn the guy on the right is massive. dat frame

You do not worship in the temple of Iron? Pure degenerate Heresy! Remember if one is to obtain glory and spread ones meta political message one must take the glorious pill. True friends remember to Bloodeagel those who do not adhere to my teachings and wisdom.

10x asatraur propaganda books
5x snub nose raises
5x rambling youtube videos
1 steroid injection in the ass weekly

is knowing that you're significantly smarter and more attractive than a fitness youtube celebrity the same as making it?

IN ALL ACTUALITY

I am trying to take the glorious pill for it's aid in the metapolitical crusade (and dor glory) but I need an answer to the methodology question. How do I attain magnificence and become an elven demigod of maximum wisdom and testosterone?
Not if you still have the demeanor of a middle-school aged girl about it.
I must atone for this heresy.

>be a Nationalist
>work out hard, eat a lot
>????
>fookin' massive

>Not if you still have the demeanor of a middle-school aged girl about it.
well i don't, so i am making it then

hmm. pretty cool

>be one ugly son of a bitch
>find ugly gf
>talk about caring for your "fair maiden" constantly
>dump her later on because she's ugly

He went from Zyzz-brah bro type → buff nerd talking about video games, elves, dragons and other shit → full on nationalist who values tradition. This fag also claims that he is christian and pagan at the same time. This man is insane but he is not dangerous. He just lives in his fantasy world like every other loser but he says this shit out loud because he has muscles and people respect him for having muscle mass.

He even had zyzz hair for fucks sake

Profound wisdom

Dang, that is his only decent look for hair/beard.

wtf i hate golden one now

i can't find that post but he was talking about his plans and he wanted to flex in front of police officers to piss them off and find a random girl, pick her up and start curling her

he's changing his views and ways constantly so you can expect him tu turn full leftist or something in the future

>yur fookin massiv
Betamax cringe

Wow what a faggot this guy sounds like. And you all like him why? Because he's a /fraud/?

is that Will Forte? is this Beerfest? stop triggering my Comedy Central nostalgia

>I'll take things that never happened for 500, Alex

>ugly gf

His gf was qt as fug

its sad because he went from somebody who could have been a nice bloke to some alt right cuck talking about pseudo politics

>being blind to the problems of the world
being a normie must be nice

STÖPH WÄCHÆENG PUÖRNH

His views on christianity are retarded beyond belief

Can you blame him? Christianity is retarded beyond belief itself.

Cunt has the ugliest face of all time

Sad his broyther is like 100x better looking than him lol.

He's kind of the walking definition of Iron Pill

/r/ing the copypasta that summerises this horse-faced nazi asshole's videos in a nutshell,
I need a laugh

>The pig-skinned homosexual acts aggressively to hide his insecurity over his rat face and chronic unemployment.

it's a shame he's such an idiot. but his life is still better than mine

>plush frog
uguu

Being a hideous pig man that lifts to try and outrun his shitty personality and blames everything on foreign elements?
Yeah sounds right

>nazi asshole
>he's not training for the coming global race war
Where do faggots you think you are?

where do YOU think you are, nordcuck? fuck off to /pol/ to prepare for a war that won't happen anytime soon

>defeatism
ISHYGDDT

>all these butt mad betas in this thread
Take the glorious pill

Is there any way to contact the Glorious Lion personally for advice?

Use his website of supreme testosterone.
You can find it through his youtube channel or twitter.

I personally have a great deal of respect for this man. We may not agree on every aspect, but he loves his people and puts the work in so he can love himself, which is what we should all aspire to do.

>pseudo politics
It's meta-politics and it's very real.
How you act and think right now has been molded by many external influences.
Big governments as well as big companies spend a lot of time and money trying to influence how people think.
You are being the a good ally to multi-national corporations when you just ignore the events that you think you have no control over.

why don't you just suck him off while you're at it?

I think thats Ralf Moeller a former bodybuilder

the big dude on the right didn't he play the german in gladiator?

here you go you fucking cuck

as you can see on the screen he also wanted to rip his shirt in front of people while being painted green

here's link to the tread

forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=155955473

>you can expect him tu turn full leftist or something in the future
You can't go from right-wing to leftism. Prove me wrong.

There was a former Nazi who fled and became communist in the SU. There was also a neo-nazi who became Jewish and shot his neo-nazi friend.

I don't get this whole pig/horse faced insult.
He's very aesthetically pleasing and his personality is a strong, convicted one.
I mean, if being a glorious man beast isn't your thing, whatever, but this seems like projection to me.

>be me
>be far right as a child
>swing far left in higschool
>swing moderate right in college
>be centrist now
my political pendulum says otherwise.

What did he ever do to you?

>national socialism isn't left wing
Go read the 25 points and replace the work volk with proletariat and you've got a page out of the communist manifesto.

His political views are kinda outdated but I find myself agreeing with a lot of his videos.

>outdated
>he fell for the modernity meme

Yeah, there's basically always this reaction to him on this board. I think his demeanor and philosophy contradict Veeky Forums's world view of "Train to become Chad and women will stop finding you disgusting, so you can start having epic sex all day :DDD". And then they see this confident guy who doesn't care about getting drunk and partying every night and they are flabbergasted. They see this confident and good looking guy talking about upholding traditional values and it sends them into an autistic frenzy of shitposting in these kinds of threads. I worry about what kinds of people frequent this board some times.

user, in 2012 rage comics were adored. It was 5 years ago. Everyone , but the most dull boring people imaginable , were acting like that back then.
Not saying there are flaws with TGO, but at least bring up relevant recent things.

>being this retarded.

>hmm maybe my race dying out and being replaced in its own countries isnt a good idea.

lmao what a sperg xD

>2012

I was a complete retard at that time too

People change, and once you are woke you stay woke

I am a nationalist but I still agree with you if I'm being honest, latsbrah isn't exactly the smartest guy around.

His girlfriend was hot

Please stop posting photos of this ugly guy. You can post his body, but chop the head off.

as attractive as latsbrah himself

Markus, skit i alla fjollor. Vi riktiga svenskar uppskattar vad du gör. Fortsätt kämpa.

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look at those massive necks

alpha

>DR PAVEL
>I'M B I G

Should have begun to study Nazbol before it was too late, sionista cuck

Jakey Jakey about to make a BIG MISTAKEY