I go to the juice bar after every workout and there's always cute girls working there, ages 16-20. Good for business.
Anyways, I always order protein shakes and then they always ask id like another scoop (like $3 more) and I'd say "hmmmm, stick it in there" and give them a seductive look
I guess the girls ended up and complaining, and the manager told me I wasn't welcome to come back when I walked into the gym today.
So you're not allowed to flirt with girls anymore? wtf has this world come to?
Tyler King
> say creepy shit to high school teens > banned from store > "omg whats wrong with this world?!"
stay out of society until you figure out how to not be an autistic creep
Blake Reyes
There's nothing wrong with being attracted to high school girls. Hell, I'd say there's nothing wrong with being attracted to middle school girls, it's just our human nature as men. Just don't go around watching cp or doing anything creepy.
Alexander Jenkins
To be honest you deserve to be banned for being a huge faggot with a shit line.
How fucking old are you? You sound like a fucking boomer. Go back to watching your Bond films and larping as a cool guy.
Liam Garcia
Pedo detected. If you were their age and attractive they wouldn't mind.
Chase Howard
>hmmmm, stick it in there
lmao bet this nigga don't even squat parallel
Noah Torres
>t. Hugh Mungus
Lincoln Morris
You sound like a middle aged, bald, creepy guy who stalks teenagers on instagram
Wyatt Wright
>"hmmmm, stick it in there" >give them a seductive look
DING DING DING. LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, WE HAVE A WINRAR.
You fucking creepbag. Stop being so fucking autistic so high-school girls, the last thing they need whilst working some low paying job is some sperg spewing forth this bullshit. This shit better make it in the SiR comic.
On other fronts, well memed, put me in the sticky.
Jacob Wilson
OP here. Holy fuck you kids are complete pussies. No wonder 90% of you are virgins. You realize most of these girls actually laughed and smiled when I said that right? Girls love aggressive flirting, grow a pair and you'll see for yourself.
Asher Long
Girl here. I've had guys aggressively flirt with me before... when I don't respond positively they get pissed off so I'm forced to laugh. If I was in their position I would tell my boss about the creep in the gym
John Howard
Yeah they loved it so much they all complained to management and got you banned. Just playing hard to get? What's your next move?
Hudson Wright
>he thinks positive reactions are genuine I bet you think moaning during sex means they're enjoying it, too.
Jordan Garcia
>getting two scoops
They were probably progressives and you triggered them.
Samuel Cruz
get the fuck out slut
Carter Stewart
there are no girls on the internet you colossal faggo
Connor Butler
How tall are you OPEE
David Thompson
nothing wrong until you make it obvious. just keep it to yourself and it's fine. an older man telling a young girl to "stick it in there" with a seductive look is just fucking weird. He shouldn't have been banned though
Zachary Cook
The real crime here is paying $3 for a scoop of protein.
Evan Taylor
OP here. I made this whole thing up.
lol at you retards who actually belived this.
Bentley Hill
>wanting underage juice bar sluts to stick protein powder in your ass
A new fetish I never knew I had.
Zachary Myers
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Nolan Barnes
kek
Ryder Myers
We know dumbass. We're all playing along. That's what this entire site is.