What are the benefits of sips?

anyone sip on this? it's good

I wish
I prefer sips that taste fucking awful.

NOS sugar free. That is some kinda terrible

Amazing for a hangover

Orange or red is where it is at. Yellow is too sweet for me.

NOS is top tier you stupid shit. Even the 0 calories one.

Pink is absolutely delicious.

Peach flavor is the best sip

Posting best sip. Made with tea and literally cures hangovers too.

Mah nigga. Just posted about it's anti-hangover magic.

You guys are sipping so much you're gonna make me buy one of these fucking cans of shit

SIPBOYS 2017

this, swear this right here is Monster marketing

Try the cum flavored sips....

hey, wait a minute, THEY ALL TASTE LIKE CUM WTF!?

Sipping in the gym between sets. Acceptable or not?

You should just suck dicks in between sets. It's pretty much the same thing.

>butt-devastated Red Bull shill detected

Yeah, a company is advertising its product by calling it "fucking cans of shit." Back to /pol/.

>tryhard Monster employee detected

That's ridiculous. Everyone knows it's not cans full of shit. It's cans full of dude's cum.

i-iwas agreeing with that comment. i was referring to this thread

How do you know what cum tastes like?

So lemme get something straight with this shit meme.

You guys have a couple of sips a day, meaning you end up drinking like one can per week or so?

everyone who drinks Monster™ knows what cum tastes like

The queen will worship you.

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You're not really supposed to drink more than one whole can a week because sipping can inhibit testosterone production. So a few sips a day is generally considered to be safe.

Shoo shoo Red Bull shill

Shut the fuck up faggot. Show some fucking data you non sipping pussy.

Can confirm. Too much sipping gave me bitch tits and some kind of chronic fatigue syndrome. The problem didn't really stop after I stopped sipping and eventually I went to see a doctor about getting on TRT. I would still like sip on occasion but my doctor said that sips would basically negate the supplemental hormones and bring me back to square one.

Just finished my 16th can of the day. Gonna go out and party tonight, should be a fucking rager probably gonna get some molly and coke too

is this a real suicide attempt or just a cry for help?

Sup, red bull shill?

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Sip threads come and go bro
But you know we stay

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

assault has to be the best, its like coke and pepsi fucked and had a 10/10 lovechild

That sounds good but I'm skeptical on any other cola other than Coke or Pepsi.

this and white sips are the best

Excess caffeine and caffeine addiction causes acne, dry skin, hypertension, hypotension, dehydration and mood swings among a myriad of other unwanted and undesirable but rarely recognized symptoms both physiological and mental. Caffeine in short makes your metabolism function in an abnormal manner, which kills your gains and makes you an unhealthy person in the inside and the outside. Social normalization does not make it (nor anything else) right. Is it correct to shoot heroin or abuse prozac if all your family does so?

Caffeine is objectively bad for you, any good benefits are at best temporary and transitory and only apply in cases of very sporadic use.

Do not take stimulants, they are not food, they are not nutrition. They harm you in the short, middle and long term. Control your life instead of letting it be controlled by memes.

Remember that any arguments for caffeine are more often than not based on ignorance, half truths and more often than not are literally the words of an addict that hasn't gone without it for most of his life.

>not recycling your precious bodily fluids
good luck making it fag.

Got the real sips here, I mix a scoop and a half with a mountain dew.

I can't seem to find sips in my area, is there a tool to look for them?

Holy shit, this meme took too far

musclepharm is actually dog shit, don't be surprised if youre in the hospital in the next month

You're rihgt and this fucking needs to stop. No intelligent lifter caring about what he eats and drink will get that shit.
Stop that sneaky marketing bitches.

>REHAB THE BEAST

i think this is working

Go to monster's website and find the "brand finder" page.

>he's never sipped Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™

I don't know. But pic related is a very good sip indeed.

>Come back here after a year of gaining weight
>Everyone is talking about sips
>Sips contributed to my weight gain

Guys. Shut up.

we drink low calorie sips (2 to 8cal per can), fattie.

Wrong

Honestly, the Veeky Forums drink is Celsius, but sips are best for memery

How can it cause hypertension AND hypotension?

A sip a day keeps the doctor away.

After you flatline your blood pressure plummets.

>He can't handle the power
Never gonna make it.

Take a sip from your mother
the brojob your brother

Wait a minute ive might been doing it wrong

Im not supposed to drink the full can?

Sounds fucking dangerous, bro. Slow down.

It's called Monster. If you drink more that 5 scoops, it'll gonna kill you on the long run. A sip equals one scoop. So one can will be sufficient for a week of workout.

FOUR SIPS SON C'MON

topkek

>american education
We drink liters of coffee in Scandinavia and we don't have a problem with anythig you're claiming caffeine causes. Why do americans fall for marketing ploys so easily is the real question.

I'm addicted to energy drinks and I can have them at a calorie deficit now.

Why do Scandinavians think one gullible autist = 320+ million people is the real question.

Because I suck cock, next question

tfw Kona Java sips aren't available in Northern California. Kill me lads.

Is this the same as zero ultra? What's the difference? It's from the netherlands

Why are you all drinking this sludge?

How? Switching to low/zero cal options for my caffeine purposes has helped me shed weight.

>using the word "sludge" to describe the least viscous, most crisp,and most refreshing bevie known to man.

and what exactly is the problem with red bull?

It doesn't activate your atoms the same way that sips do.

Same thing. Euro sips just say ULTRA instead of ZERO ULTRA.

>sludge
>nonsipper detected

makes you a sipsik

These bad boys just hit my 7/11. By far the most enjoyable. Very hydrating and not too sweet. The only pitfall is that it's not 0 calories.

>he doesn't record his first sip of the day

youtube.com/watch?v=cKIdQ_8kWlM

Forgot pic

Every time you take a sip of one, someone will appear to call you a shill and tell you how bad they are for you. Then you will have a lifting partner.

sipsikut sai lapsena loetud

>*sips*
>*furious lip smacking*

MMM, DAS GUD SIP

caffeine and nothing else.

coffee feels much better in the morning

Soda is for children.

Bow down to your Slav loving white /sip/remacist, or resist... Tough choice!

Based Pink Lemonade!

They don't have them in Okinawa though, so I have to settle for regular...

those drinks are op as fuck
too much salt tho