Well, Veeky Forums, my journey toward getting ripped begins today...

Well, Veeky Forums, my journey toward getting ripped begins today. I got a cardio machine and a set of 20 pound dumbbells to begin lifting. My current stats are 5'5", 114 pounds, 5 inch penis length.

Time to get Veeky Forums.

this is going to be a fun thread

Fuck off manlet.

Thanks for making a thread dicklet. Remember to do your stretches.

>grabs popcorn

>includes penis length

This is how I know I'm on Veeky Forums

This is sad you could get raped by a pack of 12 yr old girls

Remember to hang upside down for at least 3 minutes a day. It's scientifically proven to help you grow up to 1"/year

Hows my form?

shredded af

No legs.

What's it like being a chicken

sounds good
where do I sign up for this?

I look better than Zyzz, fuck of virgins

>1 and a half visible abs
>better looking
whatever you say fatty

post your body then homie, show me what you got lardass

do the arm thing pose

I'm not gay or anything, but I'd rather fuck left than right desu.

you can't deflect from this. you started this.
now accept your fate as the inferior being.
>I'm not gay
but you are

home equipment is the kiss of death, youll never use it. also dont use tyler1 as a role model hes a manlet

Lmao no Adonis belt, no abs, no arms

Fuck off

Manlets be damned.

But I'm a manlet too

If there was ever example that face>body this is it. kek

what the fuck is this

I don't understand what's wrong with his face?

t. chinlet

How? His chin is jutting out and it has a nice definition to it.

needs a haicut

He's cute as fuck and he's like, 6'2.
He curves this girl all day too, he's probably gay

I know its hard to realize how much more aesthetically pleasing I am to females. In general, my physique will always be superior, manlet. My condolences.

stop larping pls

Obliques more like obl-weaks

cut your jewfro

chicken

Will a chicken only diet let me reach this physique?

For reference this is my current state, 5'3 btw.

>that hair

lmfao nice bird nest you queer

U look like the Boston bomber
t. Female

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Don't even start lifting

You look like you bombed the boston marathon

tyler mothafuckin 1

Better to be a muscle Manlet than a fat one

>that hideos fucking nose

amazing how that can just ruin a face

Idk man.. It comes off as compensating when you're that short

You don't. You're fit though, but not better than Zyzz

Is this achievable natty?

absolute madman

Nothing really impressive about this physique except for height and bf%. Ottermode fag that did some pushups and crunches for a few months and maybe some other chest excersise and a few curls once a month.

Op: i hope you are dedicated since its going to take a few years to get swole.

How tall are you. You need a 6'2 and up card to not seem massively insecure that you're not standout tall when you hate on manlets

OMEGALUL ForsenE

The fuck did you say? Aneurysm or something?

LEANICE44

is this achievable naturally?

>5'5" 114 pounds, 5 inch clit.

good luck on being a cardio bunny twink

you're a fucking fag for knowing who that nitty little dwarf is, I more or less disowned my brother when I found out he was watching that cancer crap, I had to fix him starting with forcing the cunt to give up video games if hes gonna be such a sad cunt that he watches a virgin barely out of dyel gnome be a fag on video games, and thinks that cunt is alpha.

tldr: its one thing to play video games, another to be such a pathetic autist waste of a human being that you dedicate your life to watching neeks play video games.

STOP WATCHING STREAMS

lol what? you seem very angry and bitter about something not related to this. what is it?

just making it clear, anyone gay enough to play that league of bellends crap definitely has NOT started their journey to fitness.

Go outside for once in your life, you autistic fat cunts.

Uh, is that supposed to be undesirable?

you're a fucking weirdo lol, do you have PTSD or something? Did somebody roast you in front of a live audience?

B O I L E D

>barely out of dyel
Show a video of u benching 225 for 33 reps

just trying to encourage you cunts to stop being such pathetic virgins through trying to explain to you how actual human beings with friends and social lives look at you sad fucks

im 182cm, I think it's 6'1

>100 kilo for 33 reps
>impressive

literally 2 year mark for a twice a week bencher without roids.

I hit 100kg 1rm after only 6 months of gym when I was 17.

this is tyler

i'm praying for you. i truly hope that you get over whatever demons that you're holding inside.


it'll get better, friend. try to seek psychiatric help in the meantime.

>5'5", 114 pounds, 5 inch penis length

Manlet and dicklet? You'll never make it.

World class bench
>literally 2 years of training
Hate on tyler all you want, but he is one strong midget

What the fuck did you tattoo on your chicken legs?

holy shit ldk,gfd;fd

sign up to a gym. 20 lbs will get you no where.
THIS IS THE ONLY COMMENT WORTH YOUR TIME.

YOU LOOK LIKE ICE FUCKING POSEIDON
MY FUCKING SIDES

20 lbs got me this amazing physique. Don't spread bad advice.

fucking troll thread i knew it. how did i fall for this

there's a whole lotta difference between 100kg for 1 rep and 100kg for fucking 33 reps you absolute fucking retard. your bench 1RM would have to be around 4pl8 to do that.

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>cardio machine

not gonna make it

kek I was thinking the same shit

twink

>5'5", 114 pounds,

Forget all that stuff about working out and be my twink gf

you're screaming at boxes of text on the internet

thats him u dumbfuck

TYLER PLEASE COME BACK
TriHard Cx

funny how hipocrite the autistic fags of this board are.
If this dude came in giving advice and giving compiments, all you fags would suck on his balls and compliment his physique.
He talks shit and you try to talk shit back.
Literal children

is that reviewbrah?

beta male

>lol you guys are fags if he bought you all beer and let you fuck his girlfriend you'd think he was cool but when he's an arrogant, self-righteous bag of dicks you don't like him lmao hypocrites

Are you on roids?

Gross

Respect

Good luck!

Looking good

Now you only need 30 more pounds of muscle

>Not knowing this is fucking ice poseidon.

Cx

I do muay thai, I need this to slap some respect into peoples heads

he.he.

Eric Andre got swole as fuark

This is just low bf lmao you proud bro?

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