If you could sacrifice one inch of height per one inch of dick lenghts and vice versa, what would you do?

If you could sacrifice one inch of height per one inch of dick lenghts and vice versa, what would you do?

Im 6'3 with 6.5"x5.5" dick and i wouldnt change a thing.

I'm 5'11'' with 7''. Don't really think I can lose and inch on either.

JUST USE A WATER PUMP

it works from day one, it's cheap and safe (unlike air pumps)

I would actually trade an inch of girth. It's too fat for anal.

5' 6" with 7"x5.5"
Can i trade half inch of height for half inch of girth?

You have my permission

>the monster dong
>tripod
>horseboy
>coke can stan
why do you even want a dick that juicy though breh

Nothing. I'm happy with both

For dem high test brapps bruh

6'5" with a 5.5 incher

from what I can tell it's either average or very slightly below average but, being a lanklet, it looks disproportionately small. I'd gladly trade two in height for two downstairs, but, oh well. never going to happen

5'11" and 7"x5.5". Happy as is.

5'8" with like a 4-5" dick, can't afford to change anything.

1,85cm
15cm dick

i would switch them completely
i would become a dick with a little me

5'10"
8"x6"

I might trade an inch, might.

5'7 with 6" donger
Probably wouldn't change anything
If I gave up height for dick I'd be even more of a manlet
If I gave up dick for height I'd still be a manlet except now I'd be a dicklet too

6'1"
5.5".
I'd probably trade an inch of height desu

5'11 6.3"x5" or so

Girthlet but I'm also not that tall. Fuck genetics

5'10" with 6.5" x 5.5" dick

I'd give up three inches of height to gain one inch of length and two girth. I want women to fear putting me in them, except sluts, who I would just rage fuck in an attempt to give them a pussy rip

I'm 5'11" and 7.5" x 6".

I'd go down to 5'6" and have a 7.5" x 11" dick. I'd be like a dwarf with a club. Every girl who got used to it would need to be fisted by men with reasonable sized cocks.

>5'10
>8"
Would not trade. Not going down to 7" so I can still be under 6', and going down to 6" is when I'd an hero. Bad enough 5'10 with 6", but 6'? Fuck man. Would look like a micropenis. Imagine the look of anti-climax as you finally reveal yourself to some qt...nah, I'm good.

If you were to post this on /b/ people would say they'd go down to 1 inch tall for monster dicks.

5'7 and 7.5x5 i think my dick looks like a curved pencil

>one inch tall
>dicks that are 3' x 2'8"
Hahahaha

I'm 6'2 with a 6"er. I think I'll stay where I am. If I could, I'd remove an inch of height for some wrist girth.
T. Wristlet

I'm willing to become turbomanlet dicklet for /ss/ with an Amazonian

6'1", 7"x5". I'd trade 1 inch of height for girth

6'11 with 12 inch dick. Get fucked betaboys

Virgin at 5"7 with a 5x5 impotent penis
JUST

hello, me

>not being a foot tall with a dick so big you need children to lift it over their shoulders just so you can walk
you kids are pathetic

>tfw manlet with small dick

kill myself i guess

178cm with 17.5 cm dick. I'd give an inch off the cock to be taller...

5'11 with 5"×5.5"
im fine

>lose 12 inches in height
>get a 1'7'' hidden defiler
>enroll in elementary school

6'2" with a 6x5.
If girth applies then I'd lose 2" of height and gain 1" in dick length and 1" in girth.
I'd be quite happy with that body, though I'm not displeased with my current body.

Is he watching CP?

>6'2" 6x4.8
I'd gladly give up an inch of height for some extra girth.

I'm 6'1 and 8x6, so I'm good.

6'0" and 6.25x5
Would not trade for each other but would trade and inch of either to be one point more attractive.

6'3, 6.5" dick, I'm fine as I am desu.

If you had to pick again, now knowing that everyone on the planet was given the same choice, would you pick the same?

Trade everything I got, never gonna get laid anyway

>trade 12 inch to get an extra 12 inch dick
>become the midget with a monster cock
>start in porn
>become a millionaire
too easy

>6'2
>6"
Probably would put an inch or 2 on the ol cock

5'11, 7"x4".

Would happily make myself 4' tall to be 2'x3".

Its not a good shag if they dont have internal bleeding

6'7''

8''

Give me an inch on the cock, and then another inch circumference thank you.

I don't think this would work. In all my years of watching porn I stumbled only over one video with a male midget performer. There has to be a reason. (Also I admit that I laughed when the actress realized she was about to fuck a dwarf)

6'1" with 7"
Would trade inch of heigh for inch of dick

6'1" with 7" length and 5" girth. I guess I'd be cool going down to 6' for a 6" girth.

>just hentai'ing a bitch
I always wanted to be laughing while the bitch I was fucking just got straight mind broke like in those shows

Why wouldnt you sacrifice 3 inches of height for a 8" donger? You would still meet chad height requirements

5'10'', 7.75''x5.25''
i'd definitely rather be 5'9'' with a girth over 6''. an inch in height doesn't make a difference, and i'm already longer than most women can handle even when sopping wet, but i rarely hear girls call me thick

6'4 7"x5.5" and I kind of wish I had a bigger dick.

>6'3 with 6.5"x5.5

ARE
YOU
ME?

6'3"

8 inch dick

i'll pass on both

actually scratch that

i'm gonna be 5'3 with a 20 inch penis