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What law would you implement to solve the obesity epidemic?

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Arrgh, I really hate fat people...

junk food tax

Arrgh, I really hate fat people too...

a truck drives around like the ones that spray mosquitorepellent, except it has a waterhose that sprays mayonaise at obese people, rendering them embarrassed. this happens once a day.

Even the dog is fat.

Classic ugly people making faces in photos to try and mask their ugliness, "oh I'm not ugly I was just making a face"

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I wish we could legally kill redditors

Anyone over a certain BMI has to pay a monthly obesity tax.
Obese people that can prove they are using a gym and losing weight don't have to pay
Active people get tax breaks

This

>tfw no stomach to fill up your shorts

Making people fat is what's bringing in the money. So sadly something like this will never happen.

my roommate
Oh my good I don't even know where to begin
The man owns every weight loss gadget sold since infomercial was invented
Currently hambest mode
I could write a book just cataloging every health /fit quackery and meme he falls for (e.g uses apple cider vinegar for literally everything drinks it puts in on his head to regrow hair etc etc)
I once caught him eating a entire stick of butter with salt crackers in a 20 min sitting he said cause it's a gud fat.
I don't need fat hate threads anymore to keep motivated I have one living with me
Roommate has left the "Hu" in humanity behind and is now just a manity
Ask me all the time for help
I give him help explaining to him the very very simple cals in and cals out
Then 5 mins later he eats a entire box of chocolate chip cookies and a whole chicken.
He owns literally $5000 worth of supplements most of them overlap with vitamins and minerals (he just falls for the meme of week all of them every week)
Every day ends up taking like 16 different tables of supplements and shakes and more.
I am trying to give you /fitizens just a quick overview of what I am dealing with but I think I have enough to start a blog.

The world would be a better place

How could Bernie Sanders have lost with winners like this running his campaign?

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I would make this video mandatory for everyone to watch once a day.
youtube.com/watch?v=33D2TeVyXlA

Wait a minute, why isn't the dad in this picture?

tax people on their bodyfat percentage

Unironically and legitimately not a bad idea.

I honestly think this is the absolute worst you can become as a person.

Why not just cut social benefits from fat people?

I love Joey so much, his videos always make me laugh

My seids

cuz spending money, even government handouts, is good for the economy

>Roommate has left the "Hu" in humanity behind and is now just a manity

I actually laughed out loud for real. Thank you user, you are a king

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Kek
Im surprised you didnt put that face on the dog

Can someone shop Scooby in there?

She ate him

Shop the face on the the reddit logos

He is hiding underneath the fupa also you think the little girls legs hurt? I would if someone that huge had me on their waist

kek'd

Dude in the second row on the left looks so fucking annoying

I bet he tells you it's his genes and not the calories he eats. People like this don't fucking understand you HAVE to eat the energy you store in your fat. It doesn't just break all laws of physics and appears out of nowhere.

I mean something like this could possibly work. If you allowed some sort of exception for people who can prove they are consistently dropping substantial weight then it might be somewhat fair. People who wanna be lazy and cost more to take care of have to pay more. People who put in effort to stay healthy and productive pay less. Sounds good to me.

As a Fatty McFatass I'd say this would be a good first step, I'm always dissuaded from buying junk food when it's price rises.

You'll probably have to set up further policies for when we innevitably bite the bullet and get used to the tax.

He's out working hard to pay for his children and invest responsibly in his family's future.

sad truth

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And if they didn't spend all their money on food, they'd spend it somewhere else instead.

gg

These are the people that are giving relationship advice on reddit

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>What law would you implement to solve the obesity epidemic?

1. Fat Tax
>male bf% 20%
>female bf% 25%
>pay 1% extra tax for every % over that
>pregnant women are exempt untill 6 months after birth

2. Teach kids about nitrition
>calories in calories out

3. Make fatties pay extra for healthcare and/or excempt fat related illnesses and injuries from coverage
>loose healthcare if not care about health

4. Total weight allowance in aircrafts
>70kg guy with 50kg luggage pays the same as 100kg guy with 20kg luggage

nice greentext newfag

You did a good thing here today

Have a (You)

youtube.com/watch?v=iE95bLUhm64

go to 1:40

>that much fat
I litterally couldnĀ“t eat that...

Surprise the dog is fat too

>those rando squeals and grunts
>literally unhinging the crust to slurp the cheese
no way this hamageddon makes it to 2020

Just looking at this pic I cant tell who that face originated with...

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I bet that pic was taken somewhere near or in Austin.

kys

this is way too harsh. only obese people should be taxed. you can slip up and be overworked and gain a couple of pounds.

inb4 fattie, my bmi is around 22

It only realy affects fatties since it only grows with bodyfat %.

>4. Total weight allowance in aircrafts

heightism

Japan does something even better: waistline tax.
mobile.nytimes.com/2008/06/13/world/asia/13fat.html

That's a really strong porch, props to the carpenter.

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Ok, but the dude screaming just sounds like an fucking retard. How high do you think they were?

How much of that do you think actually happened

Percent of adults age 20 years and over with obesity: 37.9% (2013-2014)
Percent of adults age 20 years and over with overweight, including obesity: 70.7% (2013-2014)

cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/obesity-overweight.htm

>That face you make when you've become a human saucer

It's nice to have some happiness mixed in with all the shit. It helps me keep going deeper.

>mfw

Why not do both? Sell them the food then tax them for being fat.

>everyone should suffer
>because fat fucks can't control themselves
>thinking fatties wouldn't buy the more expensive shit anyway
Fuck off you nanny-state kike

The state has no responsibility to help you. Subhuman fat fucks did this to themslevs. They can die by themselves too.

Everything they need to know about weight loss is a google search away, NOTHING will change their minds,

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>implying the mayo monsters wouldn't just set out deck chairs and wait with their mouths open waiting for mayo-o'clock!
oh user

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make tax brackets based on bf percentage

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>why isn't the nigger who railed a pig still around to care for his half breed niglet
Gee I wonder why...

>What law would you implement to solve the obesity epidemic?

None. Simply apply the existing laws against people who knowingly shill bullshit.

If the general population was not being assaulted by Jews at every turn with disinformation we would be far better off. Why we allow people to fuck innocent naive people over as badly as we do is beyond me.

The real information is out there but there is so much competing bullshit and noise people have a difficult time finding it and/or believing it. Just think about all the fitness myths you believed before you came here, all the magazine bullshit, the supplements shilled shit. It's easy to get fucked if you don't know anything about what you are doing.

Only law I'd make is if you're over a BF% you don't get >free healthcare.

>Be fat
>Losing weight
>Sat in today and did almost nothing
>Watched tutorials and tried UV mapping a model for the first time
>Lost a kilo doing just that

Blender is now a weight loss program.

>mfw

dog with that long hair made me kek the shit out of my sides

>mfw 57kg
>mfw 2,5W/kg is comfy
>mfw resting heart rate 48
>can into 220 when need to
feeelsgoodman.jpg

natalie hage FB airplane video. in case you needed your hatred rekindled.

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He changed his opinion, I think fat starts at anyone above 30 bmi for him

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Found the fatty

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thats the joke