She responded:
Now what?
She responded:
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Only if it's friends with benefits
Flash her.
This is like the most autistic thing I read this week, congrats op
"so wanna watch some fireworks tuesday?"
lmao how do you get friend zoned after only 3 messages?
sounds pretty cute actually
I'd prefer a friend with benefits to epilepsy
Seriously my healthcare is trash
This. Obamacare made me think twice before going to a doctor. I can't keep up with skyrocketing prices
not bad
fuck her then while you're inside show her this video:
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then hold on tight lad
All these responses suck cock
is this ok?
no it isn't what the fuck
Then what is?
MY GUY YOU GOT IN DON'T BLOW YOUR ACCEPTANCE
How about this
I don't understand why you guys try so hard to seem tough or confrontational with women. It almost seems like a knee-jerk reaction to the fact that being a nice guy never got you anywhere, so you think "Oh obviously girls must only like assholes"
I wonder what will happen in a few years when these betas realize that "negging" also doesn't get you shit. Nowhere left to go except give up I guess
go for the kill OP, Don't waste your time on akward back and forth
Nope
Say "Friends with benefits? (that flirty emoji)"
NO
god damn man, go with the friends with benefits line, its a winner.
I'm doing this
Ask for the benefits of being her friend op
just post it already for fucks sake
Yeah. This is pretty bad.
Yes that's it, go for it bro
post her face. it may not even be worht it
charge your fucking phone
She's hot despite the health problem. And she's taking her time to respond.
so post her face then faggot
She never responded, give up? What do I say?
kek savage shit
say "pls respond"
Do I give up what do say to this broad?
you say "i'm gay, sorry for bothering you"
Dubs dont lie
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She's ugly as godsin dubs tells me what I say next
Why do you keep making a new thread every time she responds?
Why don't you just fuck off?
Because I have nothing better to do on a Friday night
Just say
Wanna fuck?
It's that easy
>accuse her of lying
>imply she's a shitty person for lying about having a condition she actually has
>make yourself sound like a loser
Thats how
Fuck off chad
i fucking hate it when they message with a gif.. how fucking lazy is that? can't even bother to think of typing something?
women = retarded easy mode in ALL aspects of life
I would tell you to trash her but i fucking love pugs
Friends who played ps/xbox grew thick facial hair, stronger jaws, sooner changed interests to sports cars, fucking women, and had 16+ inch arms 12% bodyfat going to the gym once a week.
I believe they were genetically inclined to play more violent, mature games, versus the submissive low prenatal-T betas who played pokemon, mario, or wii.
>meet someone for the first time
>basically accuse her of lying as a conversation starter
You don't even deserve friends.
I banged over 30 women across 4 different continents (I'm military)
I don't give a shit what you all think of me, for all I know this universe is all my dream.
Send her this (I have the webm, but can't find it)
youtube.com
that pug is fat and so are you
...
M-mommy pls gimmi milky
kek
2 of 3 things in this pic is very cute. It's the monty Hall problem all over again.
Say it just like its written there OP
This
do it OP
She responded.
now ignore her
She wants the dick m8.
Don't fuck it up
Youre in son
Dont forget this
wtf
holy shit. I've never seen that actually work
>plz respond
>she actually responds
Post a pic of you shirtless. How jacked do you have to be for that shit?
I can't believe she actually responded..
People have different preferences, not up to you to decide if it's worth it for not for him
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I'm on bipolar meds and I have schizoid personality disorder (literally autism) I'm going to fuck it up unless you guys help me out. Oh and she responded too: