Is morning wood a sign of high testosterone?

Her arch get me hard. Just imagine her doing it in bed.

It's a sign of healthy bloodflow. It's part of the body's circulatory maintenance it performs while sleeping. You actually get a few boners a night, but you sleep right through them.

That's not to say you can't be aroused in your dreams and get hard, that obviously happens with some frequency. But unlese you recall that aroused feeling when waking up, it's just typical blood flow

>not waking him up with a cheeky suck
It's not gay if it's your dad

>tfw haven't had morning wood in years except for a semi once in a blue moon

Kek I saw her at a powerlifting meet, she competed the day before maybe

Yeah I think I saw you there too you like 6,4 or something like 250lbs and you have a 4'11 Latino girlfriend who was also there

time for steroids user

how fat r u ?

>that
>>>swole
why do women try so hard to be fit? Literally all they have to do is never eat above maintenance and do cardio, rest is genetics anyway

Same reason she dyed her hair, is anal about her eyebrows, and wears makeup to the gym: attention.

Never been fat. I've gone from 58kg to 76kg, and then I've just finished my cut now at 65kg. All this over a period of about 2.5 years, no change in my morning wood throughout all of it.

I'm only 24 though so I was hoping I wouldn't need roids just yet.

The cost of creatine

Was he a mulatto?

Never taken creatine, except from natty sources like meat and fish.

It's a thing your body does to keep you from pissing yourself at night.

>get painful morning wood in the middle of the night
>don't want to sleep nude because poop particles

Why don't you try washing your ass you dirty hobo

I exclusively wipe with wet wipes cause i'm so anal about having a dirty ass. No matter what poop particles are going to come out of your ass when you fart and whatnot.

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Thats all farts are. Poop particles.

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porn and masturbation desu

No, has nothing to do with testosterone or having sex dreams. You get boners during sleep if you have to piss, your body automatically gives you a boner so that you won't piss during sleep.

>confirmed for fat corn-eating blob who shits himself when he farts

>Never been fat. I've gone from 58kg to 76kg, and then I've just finished my cut now at 65kg. All this over a period of about 2.5 years, no change in my morning wood throughout all of it.

What's your waist measured with tape at the belly button? You could be 5'3 for all we know.

If it is under 36 inches and you lead a healthy lifestyle (diet, sleep, exercise - including regular walking), stop jerking it so much. That don't work? You may want to google atherosclerosis, which is the most common cause of non-pychological erecticle dysfunction in young men.

is no one going to adress this?

I'm 5'7, haven't measured but my waist is probably something like 28 now. Have a pair of shorts at 30 and they're loose. This is my body Lift 4 times a week, cardio 1 or 2, have a physical job with lots of walking. Don't really jerk off much anymore cause I'm rarely horny. That might change once I start bulking I hope.

I'll look at atherosclerosis, thanks. My lifestyle at ages 16-22 before I got fit was bad, so maybe I'm paying for it now.

>male
>65kg
Peter Dinklage what are you doing on this board?

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Not that guy but do you people really think it's possible to have a clean enough asshole to sleep naked? I don't care if you have a pure alcohol enema and pressure wash your asshole every night before bed. You're still probably going to be getting poop particles and poop bacteria all over your bed. Don't sleep naked.

K-K-K-Kek!

I know, it's the manlet life. My lifts are intermediate to advanced though so it's not all bad. Aiming for 70kg at the end of the year.

It's obvious b8, so no

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