PENIS ENLARGEMENT GENERAL

Share your experiences, advices and stories about penis enlargement

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The only thing that seems to work for me is your mother

theformerfatkid.net/how-to-increase-your-penis-size-bathmate-review/
Does this work? Have heard that there is no non-surgical way to get a bigger penis from many sources.

I've read about bathmate and it seems that you have to pump your penis at least once a week or you will lose your gains. Not really worth it

kegal exercises.

do them right. do them on a routine.

trust me.

btw nothing else can work.

Have you tried other exercises or are you just taking things out of your ass?
And how much did you gained from kegel exercises? Were the gains permanent?

So, what are good routines? Post starting penis.

this please, asking for a friend

I own a bathmate. I can't really say that it's complete bullshit because I haven't used it for over 2 months straight in a row. But I gave it a decent try and number 1. It seems dangerous, I don't know if it was a coincidence but I experienced a very unpleasant testicle pain one night that lasted for over an hour (when I was following a 4-5 day a week routine, but IIRC it wasn't during or immediately after a session or anything like that) I started wondering if all the pressure on the sperm tubes was such a great idea..

2. The only "gains" I experienced were temporary flaccid ones. And by temporary I mean only between half an hour to an hour or two. I never measured any larger for erect girth or length after a session, not even the temporary gains that some people talk about.

with no real results after 2 months of work, not to mention the ball pain, I just dropped it

Only possibility that I can think of is that perhaps I ordered a larger size pump than I should have. I'm pretty girthy naturally but maybe I still over did it with the 40x. Another thing is maybe I was overly cautious and should have applied more pressure for longer periods of time. Maybe I also should of ignored the ball pain because it was nothing and continued for a year before bitching, who knows. If I become single again I might risk it, but for now I'm good

>Gains
more vascularity, bigger erection, was slightly curved to the left, now it's straight, girthier, last longer
i'm not gonna look it up again, but there's a routine if you google kegals for men, and the guy mentions a week 1, 2, and 3 routine or something. you can call it starting penis.

just b yourself

>i'm not gonna look it up again
never mind, i'm not gonna leave you bros hanging. here it is

enjoy, men.

risingmaster.com/kegels-for-men/

some tips i can think of

>if your muscles aren't sore (DOMS) after the first or second day, you're doing it wrong.
>doms will go away, obviously
>you will pee with more force than before, but you won't be trying to
>your dick will get more vascular

that's just how you know you're doing it right

>be me around 11
>really wanted to be able to suck my own dick
>it was small, couldn't get close
>every day would try really hard
>would be crouched down staring my dick in the eye willing for it to reach
>eventually it could reach
>turns out it doesnt feel amazing or anything when you suck your own dick, so I give up that dream
>now have a big dick though

I'm like 80% sure I willed my dick to grow larger as a pre-teen

and it will look better when soft as well

synthol dick

it literally does not work. Nothing will increase the size of your penis. It's entirely genetic lottery and nothing will change that. Do not listen to anyone who says otherwise.

>kegels straighten your penis
bull shiet

Gonna highjack your thread OP sorry but it's kinda related

If I wanted to bust the longest, most powerful nuts ever what supplements should I be taking, exercises should I be doing, and diet should I have.

Already know about zinc and do kegels at work.

>no goy, don't do kegals, only black men have large penises, become a cuckhold, watch more blacked.com!

Macca+horny goat weed

Is DHT gel a meme?

Bullshit.
OP and anyone who's wondering, PE does work. A dick pump won't triple the size of your junk, but you can easily gain half an inch to an inch in length and some girth.

...

did anybody try the phallosan forte? is it also a scam?

>believing anonymous people online who say penis enlargement works
>believing anonymous guy online who claims that penis enlargement doesnt work
its 50/50

Maybe it's because I didn't sleep last night and I have schizophrenia, but that girl's face is freaking me the fuck out. It's like she's wearing some weird mask that's falling off. Jesus god save me.

>Registered to several device and jelq forums
>NEVER EVER SEEN A SINGLE LEGIT BEFORE AND AFTER PHOTO

Really makes you think. I would love to add another 0.5 inch but i don't think it can be done.

>Trust me bro this will work for sure
>Got any before and after pics for proof
>No but trust me it works

Every penis enlargement thread/product ever

After 20 days of nofap I experienced larger erections. Visibly larger erections

>Week 1

Do this kegel routine every other day:

Squeeze the BC muscle for 1 second and then release. Try to relax for a second when you release. Do this 10 times in a row.
Rest for 30 seconds. During this, and every other rest, try to relax the BC muscle and your whole body.
Do this first set 5 times. So you do 5 sets of 10 quick squeezes or pumps with 30 second rests.
Squeeze and hold for 5 seconds.
Rest for 15 seconds.
Repeat that step 4 more times. So you do 5 sets of 5 second holds.
Squeeze and hold for 10 seconds if you can.
Rest for 30 seconds.
Repeat that step twice more. So you do 3 sets of 10 second holds.

>Week 2

Again, you can do this routine every other day:

Do a kegel hold for 1 second, 15 times in a row.
Rest for 20 seconds.
Repeat those steps 4 more times.
Squeeze the BC muscle for 5 seconds, followed by a 15 second rest. Then repeat 5 times.
Squeeze and hold for 10 seconds. Rest for 30 seconds then repeat twice.
Do quick 1 second kegels 30 times. Rest for 30 seconds and then repeat twice.
Squeeze and try to hold the kegel for 30 seconds continuously. Rest and then try again twice more. If you can’t manage 30 seconds, just hold it for as long as you can comfortably.

>Week 3

As before, you can do this routine every second day. In between each of these steps you can rest for 30 seconds.

Perform a fast kegel squeeze, or pump, 20 times. Repeat this 3 times with a 30 second break between each set.
Do a strong kegel squeeze for 5 seconds, 10 times in a row. Try to relax completely for 5 seconds between each 5 second squeeze.
Squeeze for 10 seconds, 5 times in a row. Relax for 10 seconds in between each squeeze.
Squeeze and hold for 20 seconds, followed by a 10 second rest. Repeat once.
Squeeze and hold for 40 seconds, followed by a 20 second rest.
Squeeze and hold for 60 seconds, then relax completely.

>Week 4 onwards

After 2 or 3 weeks of kegeling every other day, you should have a clear idea of where you’re at. If you found a particular week too difficult, you can repeat it or go back to the week before.

If you made it through and are starting to feel some control, you can get creative and mix your kegel exercise routine up. Maybe one day copy the idea of the first week, then the second practice day use the format from the third week.

You can add length of time to sets, and you can increase the number to complete during the fast ones. It’s really up to you, and muscles generally respond better to variety.

kek I can't believe (well, actually I can) that someone photoshopped that.

Wait till you get to 40 days, bro.

I'm at 120 days and I sprouted a third testicle. I heard at day 500 you get wings.

Somebody once posted this

>1x Zinc 50mg (HUGE load increase, this is the most important one)


>3x 1200mg lecithin (load volume)>1x 1000mg L-Arginine (sperm volume)

>(feel free to get an L-Arginine/L-Citrulline combo, they're functionally similar do what works for you/what you can find)

>2x 500 mg Pygeum>1x 750mg Horny Goat Weed w/ MACA (increased urges/sensitivity)

>1x Tribulus (increased T levels, increased urge)

>1x Yohimbine HCL (increase urge, load volume)

>1x Saw Palmetto (increase urge, load volume)

>1x Alpha Lipoic Acid (increase load)

>student
>not even a doctor
>even doctors are retarded
>thinks medicine can be boiled down into something as simple as 'it's not a skeletal muscle therefore it shall never ever grow no matter what'
yeah great read

WAIT IS THAT A THING I CAN DO

add ginger and garlic into the mix

add this dick into your bum and then mix those hips around fag

it wont do shit

Where can I buy the equivalent of viagra online?

jelk + stretching works, but 4 or 5 days off and it shrinks right back. also you need 45 minutes min.

water pumps work extremelly well. I went from grower to show-er. 15 min max.

Oh look, it's another stupid troll-meme to ruin peoples lives for the amusement of the trolls, how unique and random!

Listen, anons: So-called 'penis enlargement' is too risky. Most will break your dick, and I'm not exaggerating. You get ONE DICK. If you fuck it up, it WON'T WORK RIGHT ANYMORE. Stay away from so-called 'penis enlargement' shit. Doesn't work anyway, it's all temporary at best.

Did you know your penis slowly keeps growing over the course of your life? That's right, the older you get, the bigger it gets, to a point. So be patient.

Oh and by the way: girls that make a big deal about the size of your dick? They're shallow cunts who aren't worth your time and will make you miserable anyway. Most girls have a small tight pussy and complain about average guys being too big anyway, at least if they know how to use their dick properly with a girl.

So stop obsessing over the size of your dick, it's unnecessary to.

Oh look, it's another stupid troll-meme to ruin peoples lives for the amusement of the trolls, how unique and random!

Listen, anons: So-called 'dieting' is too risky. Most will break your metabolism, and I'm not exaggerating. You get ONE METABOLISM. If you fuck it up, it WON'T WORK RIGHT ANYMORE. Stay away from so-called 'dieting' shit. Doesn't work anyway, it's all temporary at best.

Did you know your fat slowly keeps shrinking over the course of your life? That's right, the older you get, the more baby fat you lose, to a point. So be patient.

Oh and by the way: guys that make a big deal about your size? They're shallow cunts who aren't worth your time and will make you miserable anyway. Most guys are real men and complain about skinny bitches being skin and bones anyway, at least if they know how to use their dick properly with a girl.

So stop obsessing over the size of your curves, it's unnecessary to. Just eat the whole cake and enjoy it!

it takes a lot of time and effort to enlarge the penis, but it can be done. It requires so much time that you'd have to be a shut in to do it successfully. assuming you have a job, you'd have to give up a social life, or lifting, or a hobby.

I have successfully gained ~1.25 inches in length, and an inch in girth, over
~2 years

Personally, i found that stretching has been the best way to gain. Stretching is the only type of PE that has some mild scientific evidence pointing toward the "might be possible". This study was done with extenders. Which you need to wear for HOURS a day. This has provided me with the most gains. Don't get a noose one, they hurt and are hard to wear all day. There are all sorts of do-it-yourself extender kits online, or just buy a vacuum one that you can wear all day.

Manual exercises have provided me with most of my girth gains. But, as everything else, they require a ton of effort. Squeezes and jelqs do work, but you gotta be consistent and dedicated. The issue with this is you are constantly trying to work up an erection. Some people this isn't an issue, with me, I needed constant stimulation to remain in a 70-80% erect state to perform the exercises, and it was very much like edging. and edging all the time killed my sex drive when I was out and about. It turned into basically chronic masturbation.

another study (which was an online poll, so take it with a grain of salt) showed that ejaculating within an hour after doing PE reduced gains. but who knows. It might be bro science, but blood DOES flow away from the genitals when a man ejaculates. maybe this reduces recovery?

Pumping is the slowest, but most fun imo. Watching your dick getting bigger and longer, even if it's just in the tube, even if it's only huge temporarily, is a blast. girls are 50/50 on it. Usually they're hesitant, but watching a girl's eyes widen when i show myself packing a tube is great.

Pumping can be done while watching tv/reading/ect.

>I can't feel like a REAL MAN unless I have a (temporarily, artificially slightly larger) penis!
Anyone as insecure as you should just kill yourself and be done with it.

just like having to work out your muscles to keep them isnt worth it RIGHT?

Listen, guys: HERE'S MY ULTIMATE ARGUMENT AGAINST MESSING AROUND WITH DANGEROUSLY STUPID 'PENIS ENLARGEMENT' NONSENSE:

Let's say you get a girl, you're banging her regularly. You get along, things are going well, eventually you decide to move in together. Before too long she discovers your penis-enlargement 'aids' and asks you what they're for. Now you have to either explain yourself to her, or (try to) lie to her about it.

How do you think she's going to react? Favorably? LOL, no, she'll think you're an idiot and a creepy weirdo and maybe walk out on you, tell all her friends about you, so NO ONE will want to have anything to do with the creepy weirdo that uses a penis pump.

AT BEST she'll tell you to stop using it and insist you get rid of it, but she'll have lost respect for you. Now you go back to 'normal', whatever that is, and maybe she's less satisfied than she was. Now what do you do? You've fucked up what might have been a good thing because you were stupid.

So I'm telling you: Skip all this 'penis enlargement' crap. Nothing good will come of it in the long run.

>Caring about what other guys want to do with their dick

LOL, WOW youre TOTALLY right i didnt think that a girl could find my PE stash she would prob think im a total CREEP! LOL DARN

>being stupid and careless with your ONE AND ONLY PENIS YOU GET IN LIFE

So I'm not allowed to give a damn about my fellow Veeky Forumsizens? Are you a selfish prick or something?

I'm interested in the health and well-being of ALL who come here. Why aren't you?

>has never had a real girlfriend before

>How do you think she's going to react Favorably? LOL, no, she'll think you're an idiot and a creepy weirdo and maybe walk out on you, tell all her friends about you, so NO ONE will want to have anything to do with the creepy weirdo that uses a penis pump.

This is only an issue with judgmental high school girls. Everygirl I've brought pumping up to was, at the least, curious to see what it was about. If they didn't like it, that was the end of it.

If an adult female is that judgmental, she's a fucking hypocrite. EVERYONE wants to change their bodies. Even the hottest girls on earth are critiquing herself in the mirror as I type this. If a girl is going to be this closed minded, why the fuck would I keep banging her? She's easily replaceable.

You shouldn't live your life based on the opinions of others, user. That's as beta as can be.

Ive been taking Zinc, Lecithin, Korean/Siberian ginseng and when my girl friend jerked me off today i came like a fountain

>has never had a real girlfriend before
>is probably too young anyway
>is lying through his teeth about it
lurk moar

Do you know how I can tell, just by your words, that you've never been in a real relationship with a woman before? Because if you had, you'd know that you HAVE to care about what she thinks, assuming that is you're serious about the relationship working. Negotiation and compromise are integral parts of a relationship, and you have to listen (not just hear, LISTEN) to each other or it just won't work.

Banging club sluts or having a 'fuck buddy' isn't a relationship, it's just screwing around and doesn't count.

Please refrain from commenting on things you clearly haven't experienced and dont' understand, user, you're just making yourself look foolish, and about as beta as beta can be.

>the user who has never had a relationship last longer than a week.

If you get to the point where you're moving on with a girl then she won't give a fuck about a cock pump or pills or jelq bands or what the fuck other autistic devices you losers use. IF you get to that point, ever.

>Do you know how I can tell, just by your words, that you've never been in a real relationship with a woman before? Because if you had, you'd know that you HAVE to care about what she thinks, assuming that is you're serious about the relationship working. Negotiation and compromise are integral parts of a relationship, and you have to listen (not just hear, LISTEN) to each other or it just won't work.

You're an idiot if you think I said "don't care about what she thinks". I'm saying if she cares about a penis pump in the judgmental way the first user said, she's probably a bitch. Why have that in your life when there are BILLIONS of women who would, at worst, say they don't want it in the bedroom.

What the dude was saying was ONLY the girl's opinion matters.

>Please refrain from commenting on things you clearly haven't experienced and dont' understand, user, you're just making yourself look foolish, and about as beta as beta can be.

Please refrain from commenting on things without having reading comprehension. Me saying "do what you enjoy" is the opposite of beta. you are here altering the argument to fit your stupidity because you refuse to stop being beta.

>implying I'm one of you children that frequent Veeky Forums

I got bad news for you, son: I'm not one of you 18 year olds who think they know everything (but realisitically know nothing).

Know when I was born? I'll give you a hint: It was during the Lyndon B. Johnson administration.
Yep, we're in your Veeky Forums; we're here every day, and you can't tell if who you're talking to is one of us or not. How does that make you FEEL, user?

You can't give me relationship advice because you have none. You clearly have no idea what you're talking about because you haven't been alive long enough to.

What you're doing is stupid and dangerous and above all POINTLESS, and I'll mock and ridicule you as much as I care to for it, because that's what the rest of the world (especially women) are going to do to you for your trouble -- and you deserve all of it you get.

Seriously, do yourself a favor: Knock off the bullshit before you injure yourselves. You'll be glad later in life, when your dick still works correctly, instead of having ED problems because you did stupid, dangerous things with it. You'll also be glad that you never have to explain your 'paraphrenalia' to anyone.

The Kegel muscles are responsible for a lot of function in your penis.
Kegel muscles help direct blood to the penis, and can help trap blood there as well. You can also delay orgasm, and even have orgasm without ejaculation with enough practice and Kegel strength.

I've never really heard about making size gains with this, really it's more about penis health, it will make you harder, last longer, etc. Basically, it will make your dick the size it's supposed to be at max erect.

>Know when I was born? I'll give you a hint: It was during the Lyndon B. Johnson administration.

wtf does this matter?

"you should care about what I think women want in order to get women."

Fine, you stay with your judgmental, closed minded, sexually repressed women, I'll enjoy mine.

This thread is an inch away from telling guys to be confident with their dadbods because what the fuck will girls think when they find out you spends hours in the gym or god help you, count calories!!

Burn it already, mods.

>I'm saying if she cares about a penis pump in the judgmental way the first user said, she's probably a bitch.
Yeah? I'm saying that ANY well-adjusted woman is going to think it's creepy as fuck that you'd have something like that and at BEST would insist you get rid of it immediately.

>playing the 'reading comprehension' card
Ah, one of the sure signs of someone who has no leg left to stand on. You've lost the argument, you KNOW I'm right, and you just can't admit it, not even on an anonymous imageboard. That's OK user, I know you know I'm right and you're dead wrong, you don't HAVE to admit it to the rest of the Anons on the thread. Be sure to put your penis pump in the neighbors recycle bin so no one on your street knows it was yours.

>sexually repressed women
LOL that's hilarious, considering how many of my exes were legitimately bisexual, or were into bondage, and a couple of them that were married and into polyamorous relationships. Meanwhile you're talking about little 18 year old teenybopper stuck-up club sluts with fake IDs acting more like finicky 13 year olds and expecting me to believe you're an 'experienced adult'. Laughable at best.

Do as you please. It's not my penis that gets fucked up, and it's not my emotions that will suffer unnecessary wear-and-tear from dealing with ridiculous little girls that are so concerned about the size of your dick that you think you need to 'extend' it. Pathetic, laughable, and ridiculous. Enjoy your ruined member when you're 40, fool. /out

The real problem with his analysis is that it's not accounting for tissue stretching. Everyone knows this shit is dangerous, and you're risking damage to one of your most precious assets. But over time the tissue will stretch out, just like any tissue in your body. Think about how breasts hang and sag over time, the constant low-level weight on the tissue attaching the breasts eventually stretches it out.

Similarly, if you fill your dick to capacity, 100% eventually the tissue in those blood sacks starts to get stretched... now what was 100% is like 99.5% over time, these can lead to gains as long as you can maintain the hard erections, which is why Kegels are an integral part of EVERY penis routine out there.

Incidentally, this is exactly how your dick grows when you go through puberty. You get random rock hard boners with no provocation so the tissue stretches and grows.

You will notice, your EQ - or erection quality go up after starting a PE routine. I started getting morning boners more frequently when I was doing this a while back.

More evidence still:
Ever heard of people taking Viagra or similar, and experiencing those 4 hour SOLID AS FUCK boners that they need to go to the doctor for? Yeah, turns out in a lot of those cases, men report permanent size gains. Why? Because while they had that super hard boner for 4 fucking hours, their tissue got stretched, and now they have a larger dick, forever. (not recommending this method obviously)

>blah blah blah take viagra for permanent dick gains
seeya fags

>Most girls have a small tight pussy and complain about average guys being too big anyway
This is pretty true. But nothing beats the sweet sweet validation hit when they look at your dick and are visibly scared.

Besides, PE does work. You're not wrong about it being risky, but if done with caution it can help you make SMALL gains.

>oldfag
>argues with emotional appeals
Yep. Checks out.

>Incidentally, this is exactly how your dick grows when you go through puberty. You get random rock hard boners with no provocation so the tissue stretches and grows.

hahha no that isn't correct at all

Idiot. Getting a 4 hour erection from Viagra is BAD. It's not the way to make gains. But people who have gone through that experience have reported size increases (slight, mind you).

Anyone who takes Viagra to get a 4+ hour erection to make PE gains deserves to die from it.

Blue board, rest in piece friendo.