What are your defects, Veeky Forums?

What are your defects, Veeky Forums?

I have brachymetatarsia. Pic related is pretty much what it looks like. Not my feet.

I wear glasses because of myopia

I'm ugly.

I'm white

Winged Scapula

under 6'

It looks like something that can be fixed surgically or am I wrong?

It can, actually. And that image is from Google. Also, it leaves a scar, but it's not a huge scar, just a fairly noticeable scar but leaves you with pretty much normal feet, which in my book is much better. Until you pass that shit down to your kid.

Yup, it can. It's never bothered me, though. I think I must have a milder form of it or something. I hear that for other people it's painful.

:^3
defect with useful applications

Bad news: Born with a shortened achilles, which forces me to walk on my tiptoes like a fucking autist.

Good news: God tier calves without doing a single calf raise, and running up stairs is a breeze

Join laxity in shoulders and wrists from high school football, probably biggest regret in my life right now.

I've got knocked knees. Anyone know how to fix it?

tell me more

london?

I'm ugly, 5'8 in height, with wide, childbearing hips

>wide, childbearing hips
You're just fat as shit my man.

What am I looking at here to detect the defect (other than you being female)? Its some claw foot from someone who appears to live in a filing room surrounded by bankers boxes

>female
girl(boy)

this I don't now what to think about it...

Big middle easterner nose, though I have been told that I am fairly good looking.
Hairy legs, luckyily no back hair.
Long legs, hard to build
Short torso and neck, can look ridiculous because upper body looks thick as fuck. Legs look skinny. Currently doing 2 leg days for every upper body day.

So what you're saying is your defect is being a pathetic subhuman cuck who is not proud of his glorious race.

>fucked up teeth
>fucked up spine
>fucked up chest (pectus carinatum)
baka

an extra tiny nipple

I can do A but only A what does that mean?

I was born with one testicle.

Nothing is really that different, still produces the same amount. I'm just fucked if someone decides to football-kick my groin.

>big forehead
>receded hairline making it look even bigger
>lower back/ass hair

thats about it, guess i didnt come out too fucked

>crooked dick with phimosis
>shit teeth
>slight pectus excavatum

I also have a bent dick with a phimosis and a pectus carinatum
Could it be linked ?
I'll ask my doc

>receded maxilla and 6 extracted teeth from orthodontic malpractice
>crooked face
>circumcised because parents are ameritards
>mentally ill, start getting panic attacks, depression and psychotic episodes if i don't take care of myself
>pectus excavatum and slight gyno
i'm not repulsive but i'm not the best looking guy. there's a lot to live for besides being good-looking though.

same i have them all over my face

I have that red rash on your arms where follicles harden. That is about it.

it means you're a weak-jointed female

My penis is curved downward like a banana.

i also have a small bent dick and a pectus excavatum but self cured my phimosis
if life hits you it hits you hard i guess

>balding since 15
>15
>15
>fifteen
>fif
>teen
>1
>5
>10+5
>20-5
>(100/10)+5

It amazes me how barbaric medicine still is.

In 20 years, we will be traveling in self driving cars powered by quantum computers while our robotic ai gf gives you a bj.

Meanwhile doctors still won't be able to figure out cancer. Fucking retards.

fuck off retard, go back 2 reddit

>More than 100 diseases under umbrella of "cancer"
>Less than century of shit that actually works
>"REEE WHY NO PROGRESS"

Potentially have polycystic kidneys.

I can't know for sure before the age of 31.

If I have them I shouldn't be doing any form of strenuous exercise. No running or working out.

Basically over time you grow cysts inside your kidneys that gradually reduce function and you can end up on permanent dialysis or needing a transplant.

Pic related. Cystic kidneys.

The only reason I don't freak out about it is because my mother has it and is 63 and is perfectly healthy.

But if I do have it my probably cause of death will be kidney failure.

>complex biological processes are hard to udnerstand

Retard.

Also, surgeons are literally body mechanics. Humans can take shitloads of trauma without dying (probably more than basically any other animal). We abuse this.

Surgery is literally slicing into you and cutting shit out. You realise our solution to internal haemorrhaging is just fucking burning the source of the bleeding until it seals up?

I have red hair

>inherited chicken legs from dad
>mum has unusually toned forearms despite not lifting
>inherited those
>forehead is exactly 3 inches tall
>have used it to measure stuff accurately
>have monroe birthmark on wrong aide

> had to get prosthetic nuts inserted
> having sex with someone
> "user why are your balls so hard?"
> haha don't worry about it

the left side of my rib cage is deformed since birth. two ribs are kinda ingrown to form a y shape and lowest part of the rib cage is a bit upturned and shorter on one side
no one ever commented on it though, it's not really visible

> "user why are your balls so hard?"
Literally never happened.
> having sex with someone
Literally never happened.

i have this thing where my eyelids are not symmetric and it makes me look retarded

ew

My kidneys could look like that right now for all I know :^)

here's a pic

go to the doctor dummy

flat feet and hips that are a bit crooked

result: massive joint problems and I'm not able to stand up without pain for more then a few hours

me 2 bro

There's literally no point. You can't know for sure before the age of 31.

There's literally nothing you can do except eat clean, which is what I'm already doing.

I'm obviously not going to stop lifting/exercising.

>being proud of something you got for free

>You can't know for sure before the age of 31.
that's retarded, what if you're 30.5 years old

>before the age of 31

What the fuck. Why 31?

bent dick can stimulate the g spot better if you do it right I heard.

Small spot on left side of my beard dont grow
Shitty curly hair resembling a troll dool on windy days
Balding
Manlet
Lazy eye on left side along with 60% vision loss there
More propense to strech marks than pregnant women

Same

Pectus excavatum, my ribcage is ll kinds of fucked up and pecs insertions are crooked too, it fucking sucks.

My bad its actually 30.

What are you, fucking autistic?

>Autosomal dominant polycystic kidney disease (ADPKD) tends to be diagnosed in adults over 30 years of age because symptoms don't usually start before then.

Yeah. Curved up = missionary, curved down = doggy. If you're curved to the side you gotta do gymnastics.

saramanta esy?

>symptoms
>only symptoms can determine if there's a disease
>differential diagnoses doesn't exists
>doctors can't use ultrasonic apparati
>we still live in the middle ages

It did though faggot

>Skipping right big toe day

i have a shit ton of acne
it's gotten better though. it used to be even worse than it is now. hopefully it will fade away as i grow out of my teenage years

>Small spot on left side of my beard dont grow
wow those are some real problems user what a harsh life you must have

>Two apples exist
>A gold one and a shit one
>You get the gold one for free
>You being a faggot, isnt proud of this

Slightly flared left rib
Bad teeth

depression

Only part of fingers on right hand
Lots of scars
Brown teeth because of meds at young age, got fixed about a year ago, still got the 'eww user, do you even brush?' often enough
I blush very quickly

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

If you're still here, I have phimosis and pectus excavatum as well. What the FUCK is going? Also, how did you cure that shit? I literally want to mcfucking end myself because of this phimosis. I've tried stretching to no avail, did steroid cream do the job? If so, which brand?

pretty mild deviated septum, nose points noticeably off centre and i can only really breathe through one of my nostrils as a result

feels 5'11" man