Now what?

Just send her a dick pic

Bitches love dick pics

she is either retarded or just doesnt want to fuck you

>posting a picture of another woman thats hotter than yourself

Ask her if she is a blacksmith, because you also have a lengthy spear for her to sharpen

>while having a picture of two people as your profile pic

Yeah nah

>how to attain wizard status in one easy step

Ask her if she's the 8/10 or the 4/10 in the profile pic

Just send a wink emoji and a muscle flex emoji

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Oh Steve

Hey, she's not a 4/10 in my eyes.

One man's trash is another mans treasure

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dam gril are u an flag becauce yuo raise up ma pole

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

Who is the chick she posted?

How old are you?

Dubs decides

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>Are you overweight or is it just the sweater?

unmatch without another word, it's the only alpha move

that was fast

Ask her if she's an archeologist

Tell her you have a large bone that needs examining

want some rape?

I'm wondering if anyone has any insight on this.

>She always responds even if its later
>She likes to bust my chops
>I told her we should hang out but she didn't respond and just kept the conversation going
>I did get autistic a few times but only because its different texting than having an actual conversation for me

I don't know, should I just drop her?

FUCKING DO IT!

this, she literally told him and hes still trying to get at it..

Two possibilities. You're her safety in case she's horny and none of the rest of her list picks up.

Bear in mind the rest of her list might be 15-20 men long.

Otherwise she just likes fucking with your head.

Here's a quick bit of advice for you autists telling OP he blew it already: if a woman is still responding to you, you still have a chance, and a pretty good one too, no matter how bad you or Veeky Forums thinks you messed up, even if by all rational standards you really did mess up. But here's the thing: women are not rational, and they do not have rational standards. Women love to be given attention and attended to, and if she's still responding to you, she still wants the attention you're giving her. Building on this, women's irrationality means that you can turn around a conversation in almost a heartbeat. They don't pay as much *long term* attention to each individual message as we do, or even to strings of messages the way we do, no matter how bad those messages were. If you fuck up in any way when talking to a woman, DO NOT try to "salvage" the conversation by trying to correct your previous mistakes. Just stop saying whatever autistic shit you're saying that she's reacting negatively to, then continue the conversation normally. After a few messages of normal conversation, she will almost completely forget about your previous spergout.

Women are much less observant of the overall vibe of a situation and much more focused on the current, momentary vibe. If you fuck up, plow on ahead without looking back. Women are followers and they like to be led. You are the leader. Even if you fuck up, unless the woman completely abandons the conversation and stops responding, you are still the leader and she is still following you, waiting for you to show her where the conversation is going to go.

Please tell me, I'm from Iceland.

she's playing hard to wet

This

>t. A cuck

Tiffani Amber Thiessen. That picture is from her on the show Saved By The Bell from the 90s.

Tiffany Thiessen

First round KO.

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>Oh Steve

inb4 mods shut it down for not being Veeky Forums

>I see you're wearing your boyfriends sweater. Can I watch while you two fuck?

This is the real redpill. All you have to master to talk to women is transitions.

Whenever you say something autistic, gracefully acknowledge it (like play it off as a joke without trying too hard) and then transition to something else immediately.

If what you said is outright OFFENSIVE then just gracefully apologize (without seeming like you really need her forgiveness) and say that you just have a habit of saying whatever pops up in your head no matter how inappropriate, and immediately transition to a new topic.

And if you're talking about something you want to talk about and she keeps changing the subject, don't keep fucking pulling the convo back to the last topic either.

That's not all there is to know but that's all that is essential to know. If you can recover from a missed throw you'll be good nine times out of ten.

>being a man and taking charge of a situation makes you a cuck

Sure is summer in here.

>such a blithering autist that i wish i could make a tinder account just to practice talking to girls even though im 25
>cant even make one because not only am i so god damn ugly, but have no friends so couldnt even formulate a profile

The fuck do I say

Send her this.

another guy probably btfo'd her in the meantime and now she is desperate
or just female """"logic""""

#?

My point was to just not even acknowledge what you said. Just full stop 180 the conversation into whatever the fuck else you feel like. Acknowledging or trying to play off what you said usually just makes it worse and makes the woman hate you more.

>send her sword-shaped dick

n-no homo right?

>y-you too

You're a pro sharpener, but are all your conversations on this app always this dull?

this

I always run out of stuff to say or get way too serious with women. How the fuck do I cope with their shallowness and sometimes even childlike mentality?

unironically this

D U B S D E C I D E

hey jailene !

Call her a bitch ass nigga.

is this actually funny? i'm the guy who wrote it and i'm a complete blithering sperg who only talks in stupid jokes like this

checkd

How do you feel about dog collars?

Nah, it doesn't.

If you literally just ignore it like it never even happened you seem a little unbalanced and even more autistic. I've never had it work without the girl seeming weirded out by it, it's a much less smooth transition.

If you acknowledge it and then immediately move on (you don't wait for a response) then it's much smoother because it doesn't seem like you're rushing out of it.

I'll fuck the freckles of your face bitch

>u a beaver

Who the fuck makes up this shite?

GOD DAMN IT! DO IT

It's the kind of shit I would say when I really bored of talking to a girl just to see what I can get away with
It kind of tells you if you're in the clear to fuck if she puts up with you subtly degrading her

I can tell you're a good blacksmith, you're already making my long spear get harder.

My dick will make you gag.

Her: is it that big?, all guys say that or some shit reply like that

You: no its because I haven't washed it in over a month

its not "fun" but its a nice way of telling her she is boring as fuck that we anons can enjoy
small jokes are good for small talk, specially if they look casual and genuine, but dont focus conversation on them (you can always let one loose)

both are good

Middleschool humour but fuck i laughted
Dubs command you now

how else would you respond to that response from her?

pretty much all i do is the subtle degrading thing.... i thought girls like being teased like that

;_;

they do
if they like you (as they like anything from a guy they like)

t. a guy who got a blowjob after being called a misoginistic nazi because was "cute"

Do it faggot

>if they like you (as they like anything from a guy they like)

so as an ugly as fuck weirdo, giving teases like this isnt a good thing?

If she's fun just keep talking to her and ask again in a week or so, maybe she just is shy and wants to get to know you better first. If she still doesn't address it directly just drop her.

I dont know, never used Tinder because of
I N S E C U R I T Y.
If her response isn't hostile in the slightest, ask her to go for drinks or some shit.

66 is the dubs to go when it comes to messages confirmed

>so as an ugly as fuck weirdo, giving teases like this isnt a good thing?
As an ugly as fuck weirdo, the only good thing you can do is stay away. Or better yet, kill yourself.

t. ugly as fuck weirdo who know what people think of me

I know exactly what you mean. That's why I've never tried to ask a girl out and stay a shut-in and don't even bother people with my presence to even be friends at 25

try not to go for girls out of your league (blame porn for that)
fuck ugly as fuck weirdo girls like you until you get enough confidence to improve yourself
but remember only cute girls like to be teased because they get everything right, if she is ugly dont do it because they hate their life (if she doesnt she is an entitled bitch and you should drop it)

Post your face when OPs never deliver

send a flex pic before

I generally have better experiences macking on pretty girls than ugly girls

Uggos are preemptively in damage control mode if you're not black so they immediately and forcefully reject you. I'm not even good looking and I can get an average or pretty girl to talk to me for 10x longer than an ugly chick.

as an ugly as fuck weirdo literally anything you do will be considered creepy or harassment by any woman who thinks she can do better than an ugly as fuck weirdo (read: most of them)

dont do this

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Well done

rofl

Or this?

This is so fucking sad, why do you guys keep doing that?

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Pussy faggot don't ever reply to this thread again if you're not gonna do what you promised anyway. Memebeard fucking gaylord who has to desperately clings to a disgusting fatty tinder match.

how about this you faggot

Fuck off