How do I get a big dick? I know there's gotta be a way to get bigger...

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Just get a bionic penis like this guy.

Placebo.

As a girl, I can't help you. Sorry user

I measured

8 inch coxk boi here and i can tell you it is no different than having a smaller sized penis unless you are micro- then just hone your other skills. women do not understand size and think dicks r bigger than they really are- so dont worry about it. cock size isnt a big deal AT ALL you guys, you all just blow it wayyy out of proportion, no one really fucking cares. just enjoy yourself and get over it. i know a woman who slept with a dude who had a micropenis just to try it out, not once but twice
>tldr dont worry it is not important how big it is

M8, this shit is from r9k, its just useless to be rational with threads like this, they live in a parallel world.

Lose weight

I swear I had 1 or 2 more inches when I was 15 kg slimmer

i forgot to add that jelqing and all that weird shit doesnt work- but you can make yourself have multiple orgasms which is cool

ik i just feel bad, so many r9k threads on fit i just want to show them the way or get them off this fucking board

Most male pornstars got HGH when they were 6 years old, which is what grew their dicks.

Also they aren't as big as you think. For example, Mandingo's penis is only 8 inches, but it looks massive for two reasons
>he is only 5'4 himself
>he almost always works with short girls (such as Lisa Ann, who is only 5 feet tall).

their problem is they spend so much time watching porn and building up this impossible image of women and themselves in their minds, and instead of focusing on tangible, changeable things, things that would get them girls they obsess over this shit, it leads to some guys thinking women have impossible standards and other men hating women.

Truth is, they've never actually interacted with other people.

Look at OP comparing himself to pornstars, the vast majority of pornstars are like 6 inches, its just 5 foot girls and camera angles, some guys do have huge dicks and they can't even go in all the way.

yeah youre right man. like a lot of woman dont even like enormous penises, like at 8 inch ill hit my girls cervix and it hurts her and in turn i cant get the full feeling.
i just want all these r9k threads to go away like
>whats the point of lifting if u have no FACE
>how do i gain/lose muscle/fat
>manlet/lanklet, how do i get taller
>woe is me my life sucks
> haha im ironically a closet homosexual, is that funny guys?
most people on fit dont even lift and it is annoying or they say theyre 300 lbs with a 1000 lb deadludt and then dont provide pics

I was thinking about starting exercise science general on Veeky Forums to be like QTTDOT but i give better answers and do scientific ass research on anything I don't know

the downside is that I get very very enraged by this board when people tell me I don't know what I'm talking about and I literally have a degree in exercise science

Ive been on Veeky Forums back when zyzz was alive (maybe 6 years?) So i know what you mean, loads of fantastic trips left precisely for these reasons, its really one of the few places on Veeky Forums with a positive outlook, shame thats changing.

that said tho manlet threads existed since tiny trip, because everyone was jelly of him ahahahaha

haha i get the same fucking way dude, but if you make em ill participate. i think many would benefit from your thread including myself

well im sure you see the basic idea, quality content makes bad content go away. theoretically.

cont.

for example pic related used to trip, and ennui, tiny trip lighting bras, tuna, harsh etc..... gave good tips and information.

Shit, even ESTP gave info, but she's gone too.

Not placebo. when you don't jerk off everyday the stimulation from a 7+ day streak of nofap makes you rock hard

forgot pic

same bro, i was underage b& back then though. it is true that manlets get mad gainz tho, i should know cause i am one but people here take it autistically serious. everyone just needs to be happy with themselves and stop comapring their body to others

yeah i remember that shit, i was mad jelly and mirin of this dude

>it is true that manlets get mad gainz tho

shorter people look more muscular with same amount of relative muscle mass and can press more weight relative to their body size

its not they "get gains" more

>power ups
>smash

What?

power ups in super smash bros
thanks for clarification

bitch do you even play smash

What are your thoughts on high intensity, low frequency exercise? Is increased recovery time important in promoting muscle growth?

As long as you're at least average and you don't finish in 30 seconds, you'll be fine.

7x6" penor and both of the girls I've had sex with said my penis was the biggest they've had or I'm good at sex in general.

1V1 ME BRO SAMUS IS THE GOAT

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Its impossible bro

>MUH CHAD
Shut the fuck up with this Chad meme already.

I swear that no fap makes my dick smaller. Especially when it's flaccid

Subliminals nigga search on youtube

t. Alfred J. Poindexter

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