Tfw a cute girl works out right next to you

You're the cute girl user

>try to finish my set of squats without farting
>cant resist
>atleast there's nobody around
>qt walks towards squat rack
>shit no no no fuck off
>gasses haven't dissipated yet
>too late she's there
fuck

Hahhahah this everytime
GODDAMNIT

Maybe if you had a squat plug it would have delayed it long enough for you to run to the restroom or someplace else.

>work out at 4AM
>only other people in gym are 60 year olds playing on the machine weights and doing cardio
>no qts at the gym during regular lifting hours
I did see one looker yesterday evening when I went to do some cardio, though.

lauch xd

>hot girl stalks you at the gym
>look at her angrily after every set
>finish workout
>go to the lockerroom without saying a word
No thot is worth my time

>girl with incredible ass walks into gym
>starts squatting next to me
>asks her friend in really loud and sensual tones how to do it even though she clearly knows
>>>>>>>>>sweat profusely
>not fucking her in the locker room
bro I don't know what the fuck you're doing

>tfw the guy youve had a crush on and secretly been watching comes to squat right next to you

hows that even possible?

are you an Auschwitz mode btw?

>walk past girl
>initiate eyecontact
>she looks startled for a split-second and quickly averts her gaze
>slowly shift my eyes back to the horizon
>forgot to check out her ass completely

Oh hey it's that faggot DYEL from the roids hire thread.

...

>a cute girl works out right next to you
>you were there first
>you know shes waiting to catch you looking at her so she can start some shit
>you don't look at her because your will is like iron
>she fucking follows you when you start working on something else

No fuck you I'm here to work out

>you know shes waiting to catch you looking at her so she can start some shit
Every fucking time dude.

Where you at? I just started SS in Shizuoka city.

explain this to me for real

>tfw cute girl walks in the weights room exactly when decide to you rip ass

when your mom nee to get in to the bathroom but youre doing jumping jacks naked, ready to go for the barbells

>alpha chad asks to use the same bench as you because gym is fucking packed
>i-i'm done with my sets man, a-all yours

>tfw a cute girl works out right on top of you

>tfw there are so many mirrors in the gym, it's harder to not look at her ass than to do so.

>2 story gym

>that FRIGGIN FACE EXACTLY WHEN she is in squat rack
>that actual face when she asks you to work in
>that face when instead of saying yes I say I want her to finish to to intervien with her workout
>that face when I go away because I'm a nice guy

>Being the only virgin out of your brothers

>tfw cute girl tries to work in with you

I squatted next to a qt with an extra fat ass the other day and I kept trying to make eye contact but she wouldn't look at me. I wonder if she was sneaking peeks

Is this what it's like to be ugly? Damn bros I'm sorry

>Accidentally make eye contact with girl in mirror
>immediately stare at the ground and run out of the gym
>forgot my water bottle and towel

I haven't been to the gym in over 6 years anons, is there some code of etiquette people follow?

"omg that cute user always does squats every monday, lets go workout here so he notices me :).... he noticed me... and he's leaving :("

>being on Veeky Forums
>not going to the gym

maybe he is /homegym/

or homogym

>not being a sedentary obese person and browsing Veeky Forums
It's like you actually want to make it

>tfw tall strong giant with handsome face
>tfw fat ogre who sweats profusely
everyone notices me when i move thru the gym, not sure if attractive or disgusting or just noticeable and neutral.

How are you guys living in Japan. English teaching?

Shizuoka guy here, yes I am. I know it gets a bad rap for all kinds of reasons, but if you actually give a shit about teaching it's very cool.

>be running on treadmill
>some hot personal trainer comes over to the treadmill next to mine and trains his fatty middle age woman
>he's standing right in front of us, blocking the tv i was watching
>has to look down at my feet the entire time
>move away to the bike machine
>after 5 minutes, he follows with his fatty potato
>be next to my machine again

why is he trying to torment me

I do calisthenics, rock climbing, trail running, and backpacking for my exercise, but I want to get back into lifting. What are things to avoid doing in the gym? I've forgotten how they are

>this is why you use squat plugs
>squat plugs will also improve your squat form automatically

I'm /homegym/ fight me you fuck

>tfw bad eyesight
>glasses in the locker room
>can't tell if that's a cute girl right there or just a skinny milf

>cute girl next to me
>only been lifting for 3 weeks so have no gainz to show off

Underrated

>bad eyesight
>can't tell if she's looking at me or not
>maintains frozen face
>this goes on for weeks
>turns out she was looking at me but now thinks im a mean snob

>thicc guy you have a crush on starts working out next to you

I'm not ready for this lads. He has such a great butt.

>I really don't like guy butts but yours is ok
what did my gf mean by this

gyms are the fucking worst
i dont fucking know if shes following me on purpose or showing off her ass in front of me on purpose or not. and then she pops up in my head at random times throughout the whole day
what the fuck what the fuck let me just work out in peace FUCK OFF

my libido shot through the rough after I went back at lifting heavy as fuck, I have to fap 3-4 times a day and the gym is not an option or I would hit on every thin cute girl I see, which I did in 2012 and it was awful, I couldn't control myself and those sluts talked to each other and found out I was doing the same with every girl in sight and told me to fuck off...too scared to go back, I'll keep it to my room gym and expose my naked self safely with the blinds off as my neighbor admires

> doing thing
> grill gets on bike/treadmill/whatever that is directly in my line of sight when there are plenty to the sides that wouldn't be in other people's way
> have to stare down or at grill's back
> she's not even hot
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i don't miss the gym

>and then she pops up in my head at random times
Someone's in love here.

Question:

Do you guys ever approach cute girls or do anything to let them know you're interested?

NO
NO
I just wish I could read minds so I'd know if it's on purpose or not I HATE THIS SHIT

they usually approach me, I'm a cute american mulatto guy with a lot of feminine features on my face and 100% white manners(they can tell right away somehow), a few times gaybois approach me too, and a lot of guys approach me to simply make a new friend, which I think it's because they see girls orbitating near me all the time and they want some of my gravitational field material, I never approach anyone though

you sound like a fag tho

N-ni...can't, you're too white man, fuck you

ASK

cis scum, this is me at a gym party

I cant

Drop a 3lb pl8 on her leg and watch a reaction then

user I...

im more likely to do this than ever ask
will do

>ywn have gf who wants to get at that prostate

g-girl?
aus?

nigga for a moment i thought you said 3pl8
dropping a 140 kg bar on some roastie's leg to watch her reaction lmao

>g-girl?

>Don't use more than two pieces of equipment at once(two dumbbells count as one piece)
>rerack your weights
>be mindfull of others

what did he mean by this

>tfw cute girl totally won't look at you
>but has an Instagram page you fap over

how do you find instagrams of random girls at the gym?

asking for this guy i know

Actually quite seriously

>Search
>"Gym name"
>Find some bullshit post
>Check people who liked it

>work out regularly
>eat well
>i wouldn't fuck with me if i was someone else other than myself
>be at gym
>hard to keep conversations going
>scared as fuck to talk to other chicks
>nervous asking other gymbros how many sets they have left
>wtf Veeky Forums i thought this shit was going to make me a superchad

It's not even being ugly some of us have Larry david syndrome and just attract bullshit