Been working on my traps

>still working on the press
>gutenberg already finished one 500 years ago

>doing curls
>still straight

>been trying to chin up
>cant find anything to be happy about

>gomad
>still sane

>tricep extention
>still the same length

>working on triceps
>still only have two of them

>completely destroyed my abductors
>but nobody believes what happened to me on that UFO

>doing skull crushers
>cranium still intact

>working the press

>biceps
>strictly heterosexual

>work with my biceps
>nurse screams at me that I'm not using the right tool

>do romanian deadlift
>not a gypsy

>hang clean
>own a washer/dryer

>working on my bench
>sit on it after

>doing pullups
>can't pull myself out of this crippling depression

>take betablockers daily
>still see op's threads

kek'd

whoaaaaa bro qhoaaa

>chin-ups
>not even sad

>do dips
>chips are still the same flavour

> bench press
> not actually pressing the bench

>farmer's walk
>the fields are already fertile and seeded

>do lat pulldowns
>lats are as high as ever

atenolol crew, boys

lel

>seated rolls
>tfw ate the bench

>cable crossovers
>nothing is tangled up

>decline bench
>still do it anyway

>tfw health insurance doesn't cover medicine balls

>hammer curls
>hitting head with dumbbell until unconscious

>routine calls for calf raises
>I've never nursed a baby cow

>do squats
>forced out of abandoned building for squatting

>preacher curls
>atheist
*tips fedora*

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kek

>do planks
>no carpentry skills

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>want to work on hams
>not halal