User, it's an extended 4th of July weekend, you can rest for a couple of days before going to the gym again

but i enjoy going to the gym...

She's the posterwhore for white genocide. She chose the rope, she knew the stakes.

Oh my bad, didn't recognize her without the whore makeup

Then again I'm not a porn cuck since I actually can talk to women for real

Thanks for clarifying that anonymous poster on a Chinese basket weaving forum

No problem now stop talking to me

She's at least a quarter black herself. Just look at the nigger nose.

stfu, bitch

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>Bitch, it's an extended 4th of July weekend, you can rest for a couple of days before getting paid to make blacked porn again
>Or not, I don't care

>knife on the table eating out

Disgusting

Then again she fucks black people so her being filthy in general makes sense.

MY GAINS STOP FOR NO ONE REEEEE

I feel you. I forgot the gym closes at 19 on Sundays and got there at 19h05.

No I can't cuz I gotta work Monday, boss was being a cocksmack so I might as well get up early af and hit the gym

gym closes at 2pm what the fuuuuck

>cant get to the gym by 2pm

not gonna make it

Seeing how fucking small she is in a real life setting really makes sense of all the angle frauding they do in pornos Tbh
>he doesn't post on /tv/

Elsa is smol

>tfw cardio on 4th of july

My normal lifting routine shall remain the same.... though, I am having a few beers and pizza.

You dont need a huge dick when the girls are the size of a newborn baby

Is this girl supposed to be cute?

She looks like a bald boy wearing a wig.

>literally midgets
>still need 9+ inch dicks to get off
Why even bother bros's?

How is this girl even in porn at all? She looks like fucking shit

Holy shit, that beautiful little cunt is tiny as fuck.
Like...goddamn.

>still need 9+ inch dicks to get off
are you sure about that?
they don't just take some pain killer and muscle relaxant and make 10g filming propaganda

>gym is only open from 5am to 11am
>working from 8pm to 8am
>I'm usually mental and physically exhausted and need to sleep until 2pm before I can consider working out

Passing out even more exhausted is gonna be fun.

>Tiny white chicks
>Can handle a nine inch dick
Yeah right.
I wish...
No seriously I do. Those dudes from blacked are ALMOST 8 inches at best and the girls can barely handle it.
I'm over nine inches and I'd never be able to go balls deep.
That's kind of heartbreaking to be honest.

>still need 9+ inch dicks

implying

Get yourself a thick amazon then

>Those dudes from blacked are ALMOST 8 inches
how do you know?
its Porn, its like a movie, they can do a lot of CGI and add many effects

Source?

SOURCE?

Judging by how huge that phone is in her hand, the dicks are probably like 6" at best.
>implying girls in porn EVER looked good

The girl on the right looks like she has a mental disability. I see her on tube sites and I never got the appeal, she literally looks like she's a bit retarded.

If you look at the bottom right it clearly lists brazzle as the source.

They don't even need effects, look at that 5.5" phone , looks twice as long in her hands.

She's extremely underdeveloped, good chance she is in fact mildly retarded.

Piper perri vs Phoenix Marie

I just might.
But there's something about those funsized chicks like her.
Ah well, life is not always fair.

Measuring compared to their bodies.
But it doesn't matter.
The only thing that matters is that it LOOKS large to the audience.
In reality the cute slip of a thing in the OP would begin to bleed and have to take painkillers for days and take a trip to the gyno once I'm done with her.

>muh dik
Good post Tyrone

ayyy

>people jerk off to these

>she literally looks like she's a bit retarded
That's the appeal

I always ask her when I'm leaving her a tip before the holidays. I give some extra and chat her up about her plans for the holiday.

>Tfw I think she wants more than just the tip

Is everything in this post part of the joke, or do you actually tip the receptionist at a gym? If so, my god you are fucking stupid.

she seems pretty sweet in atkgirlfriends clips

I've seen other people do it too, it's not much anyways only $5 max or whatever is in my wallet at the time.

Not everyone lives in your country or state my man.

Rule of thumb is to tip $1 per rack/cardio equipment used. You don't have to tip if you're using machine weights.

I mostly use the squat/bench/deadlift/ohp racks, but I tip an extra dollar because they let me use the good barbell.

wow a literal gains goblin

This. Sometimes I end up curling in the squat rack because I forgot my tip money, its pretty embarrassing!

>implying I haven't moved the lifting schedule around to make progress and have a day off

Savage dismissal

>deformed ear
>deformed nose
>has a 9 inch phone for whatever reason
>horrible harpy nails

does anyone think this thing is attractive

Rest is for cuks

Yeah mate, I bet her two year old dead kid thinks so too

If you're not circumcised you can't bitch

how do i talk to women for real? plz respond

Just ask her what kind of animal she would like to be

I love women with pointed nails.

You haven't lived until you've had the tips traced over your dick and balls and then had them dug deep into your back as you bdnc the girl.

Easier said than done, my gf is 6'3" (4 inches taller than me) and almost every sexual position is really hard to do. Despite what you've been told by porn, amazon girls aren't any tighter or looser than the average girl.

Just find yourself a worn-out slut.

>manlet delusions