Guys. How do I salvage this situation. I'm a virgin

Look at these repeating digits, do it OP

Post it you mofo. Gooks dig forearms. Jap chicks rub it out to popeye all the time.

"A side effect of my medication is my penis is hugely engorged all the time."

didn't work out guys. thanks for helping

can i go "w-wait, I actually have autism. plz respond"

Now send her a dick pic

It's not over faggot, you're supposed to keep bantering for a while. If it was truly over she wouldn't have replied at all

this, chick is playing hard to get 101, she is ez just send him a pic grabbing your cock

Now THIS is meta autism

"For some GREAT pity sex, mind you"

Nt

And now you have to do it.

YES. YES

"Alright well.. i know where you live so i'll be taking what's min whether you like it or not"

Sorry for not using previous comments. I thought it was over and decided to try my own thing. dubs decide what's next

Are you an archaeologist?

archeologist

archaeologist

archeologist

you deserve to be a virgin.

>watching manga
>Veeky Forums humor outside of Veeky Forums

literally kys tier, you need to stop browsing this site for a few months and go outside, it's got to your head.

This entire thread is making me cringe

Well, just try to play normal for a bit, and tell her what you do for work in a fun/flirty way and then ask her what she does

Can someone explain here? Why archaeologist??

pornstar

It's just a pretty cool profession, user

because bone examination

need to examine a bone HUEHUEUHUEHUEHUE

because its the coolest fucking job around and it'll impress her, why else

but really either archaeologist or

>want to go on an ate?
>ate?
>you'll get d tonight

i miss those old shitpost threads

YOU.
FUCKING.
LEGENDS.
Veeky Forums new best korea

Wasted dubs

I'm actually pretty confident in myself. But I rejected most advances because I've got some shitty irl issues.

Im a psychologist

GOING IN FOR THE KILL
DOING IT FOR THE THRILL

OH I'M HOPIN YOU UNDERSTAND

OH IM HOPING YOU'LL UNDERSTAND
AND NOW LET GO OF MY HAND

WHAT THE FUCK
m8 you may be confident but you're a king autist.

>Stop browsing

How? Veeky Forums is my social life.

You sly dog user

MYHAND MYHAND MYHAND MYHAND MYHAND MYHAND MYHAND MYHAND MYHAND MYHAND MYHAND MYHAND MYHAND MYHAND
AND NOW I'M GOHAAAAAAAA-
BASDADLDLASLJKASDKLJASDKLJASKJLASJKLASJKASDNAXCMNKJAHSJKXNCASHDASJK

Pretty sure she's not gonna reply. So lets start with another one. Dubs decide. I'll post response if she replies (she won't)

So you do know that the next thing you have to say (assuming you get that far), is that YOU handle bones for a living, ie you handle DICKS.

The archeologist line goes like
>guy: are you an archeologist?
>girl: No? lol, why 'emojy'
>guy: because I have a bone you could examine
>instant sex
Also works with the medical profession

Those are some ugly ass eyebrows

>"I would berry I my cock so deep in ur ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king Arthur."

>Oh, wow, that orange scarf, is that from the coming ff17 organic rick owens collection? How did you get that this early? Have you been at the Paris show, las week?????

Mmm. I just don't feel deserving of a gf with my current irl situation so there's no point getting one other than for self-satisfaction.

I've gotten enough attention and chase from girls that I just know that I can get a gf whenever I want so why should it matter if it comes tomorrow or a year later.

Explain that you got the joke wrong

I got semi hard just by reading that

lmao did you write that shit in your pic?

saved.
Finally I made it! (though different than I hoped for, but whatever)

ayy lmao

Yeah.
Tried to go for the most autistic role playing I could, but she just wouldn't go away.
Later got some nudes off kik.
40+yo women can be as thirsty as the average Veeky Forums kid.
Or it was just a bored catfish catfishing a bored catfish, who knows.

autistic on purpose. Makes some sense.

YOU ARE PRETTY CHING CHONG PLS TAKE MY RETARD DONG

That's fair as long as we both agree you're not succeeding with your personality.

>>anything special we should expect when checking them

not dubs?

yeah…
no.

Tried stuff like this with my real profile too, and it never went anywhere.
Only worked with my random instagram male model with a profile line like
>retired investment banker working for an animal charity now
But if you really are THAT chad, you have won tinder lottery.
I had one girl that wanted to still meet me, even after she realized that I was that creep that tried to convince her twin sister that she should get her clit pierced.

>hey Bianca, im a little disenchanted with how people on Tinder mess around and set out with no intention to meet up. If you agree to go out on a casual date with me then will i deliver the best one-liner you've heard all week roght here. Right now.

Veeky Forums best tinder screenshot reposted on reddit ad nauseum

Le reroll

rollan

My personality is shit. My face and height carries me completely. I'm also sure I'm mildly autistic for not being able to realize they're hitting on me sometimes.

>tfw kv
>guy sends retarded texts and the grill is still interested
why is life so unfair

Thats exactly what i have done in these situations.

I'm the opposite bro. Stop taking up all the tinder matches :(
That being said, a lot of people who think they have game is just them being decent looking.

I lol'd

Damn just stop being a virgin dude. Why do people think this is so hard?

*cough give me dubs *cough

OP if you are willing to spaz this hard try your tism on 3d girls.Everyone know dating websites only work for turbo chads and rich fags.

hey whats up

Oh so she was over 40 years old? That explains it, she's desperate since she's already and old ass grandma basically.

L O N D O N
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>That explains it, she's desperate since she's already and old ass grandma basically.
Probably, but she was quite hot still, and according to Veeky Forums lore, no matter how old you are, as long as you are female and good looking, live is easymode.
Tbh, I would have totally gone for it, had this exchange happened on my real profile. And some experienced 40yo ain't the worst thing you could invite into your bed.

I notice this, I'm only 20 but I find 30-40 year old women who aren't even ugly so easy, even though I won't actually meet up because beta irl.

lorr

>t. 15 years old
Women are horniest between 30-45 and better in bed at that age imo. If they have the money to take care of themselves and are in good shape they're not "desperate."

if you aren't getting rejected at least once a week you aren't trying hard enough

Kek. I'm no Chad. I'm just good looking enough to get 7s and under to put some effort to chase. Any woman that's hot and have a big enough ego have their pick of Chads and non-autistic good looking guys to choose from.

I'm sure any above average good looking guy can get a few swipes. Just fucking swipe right on everything instead of only swiping for 9/10 blondes. No 8/10 blonde has ever swiped right for me. Only 7s and under. Just lower your standards LEL.

>even though I won't actually meet up because beta irl.
Just go for it!
I also was an beta incel, 'till I finally manned up and went all in and tried dates IRL, and it didn't take that long until I finally really went all in - if you catch my drift - and even got to the
>fuck some 20yo student hottie on wednesday
>have a 40yo teacher on saturday
level.

>:D

You're in son
Don't fuck it up

i don't meet any girls in the first place to get rejected by

>Wanna use tinder
>Don't have any photos of myself other than a shirtless few selfies (progress pics)
>Close friends don't go outside, also I'm never invited anywhere so no photos of myself with others
What do I do? Should I just get my mom to take a photo of me and my dog or something?How fit do I have to be to get away with using shitty selfies in my bio?

lol same just end me

>all the idiots who think OP is being serious
He's using a fake Chad profile, that's why the Asian girl asked him about his work

But maybe he is a Chad and really that autistic and/or trolling?
We'll never know.

Is it just me or does anyone doubt that this is a girl?

From tinder? I should step my pic game up. Everyone keeps telling me I could get almost any girl and that I have to be smashing 24/7 when I go out, but I've been in a dryspell for almost 7 months. No luck with Tinder. Teach me your ways, user sensei

LMAO thanks for the kek, user.

Hijacking this thread. I'm an autist help me out.