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I really, really fucking hate women with thicc legs/ass but small tits.

Such a huge turn-off.

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Too tan, shes pretty much a nigger

Yeah, its gross bro.

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>compensating this hard for her small tits

this is women's equivalent of a buff manlet

When do you plan on losing your virginity?

Yup it'd be a hard pass for me.
Maybe if I had like 10+ beers and she put a paperbag over her head and maybe wore a padded bra I'd let her give me a handjob or some head. But probably not I'd have to be pretty drunk lol.

not really because every normal guy who leaves their basement more than once a year would agree she's a hard 10.

Thanks to betas like you, she thinks she is the hotshit

Kys yourself

Pro-tip: get standards.

Not even trying to be rude, I remember when I was an AFC like you. I could never go back but thanks for the nostalgia. Please take the pro-tip young one.

t. virgin

she'll be wrinkled by age 50 due to too much sun exposure. and possible skin cancer

not a beta, aesthetic af and get plenty of girls who are bad. this is just the type that me and all other modern males are most attracted to.

tits = irrelevant
face = important
figure + ass = everything

Yet here most guys are, telling you she's fucking gross

>not a beta, aesthetic af
Kek quit reading right there my thirsty friend.

>me and all other modern males

Well okay you big boys keep your ugly ass women for yourselves. The rest of us unmodern cavemen will take the rest.

it's disappointing, but the opposite is still way worse

>modern males

lol

r-selector scum

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it's the fucking best, you're just a faggot.

>small tits is the best
Faggot

>taking shit out of context
faggot

suace

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gonna jerk my ant dick to this thx

>ants

mami

I love it.

I also love the titcows, hourglass, thicc chicks, Veeky Forums chicks, roidchicks, black chicks, asians and so on

>modern males

you mean canadians?

mommu

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GOD I WANT TO EAT ASS SO BAD

THIS IS WHAT HELL FEELS LIKE REEEEEEE

Anyone else really tired of seeing women like this? And by that I mean these Instagram whores that literally try to look like niggers, wit their ridiculously terrible tans and disgustingly oversized asses? They look gross

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>tfw you're cutting and love to eat ass but it has too many calories

>posts a smaller pic.
fucking kek

>let her give you a handjob

As if that would ever happen lmao

>really fucking hate
I understand some have a preference, but what? lol

I actually prefer small

KEK

eating ass truly is the best, you'll have finally made it once you do

Small tits and a great ass is my ideal female

small tits age better. have fun with those super saggy tits dawg

H-holy shit....

My man

big perky tit> big saggy tits> small perky tits> small saggy tits.

>wanting someone this tanned

You can already see her skin drying up. By 30 she's going to have some shitty ass dry skin. You can always tell the girls that've been in the sun/beach too long/much that they're skin looks dry 24/7 by 24 then by 30 it just looks haggard as fuck

I got you senpai

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nigga this girl is not a ten lol

only BBC could handle an ass like that

BRAPPP

you're a fag

I'm a sapiosexual. As long as she isn't fat and the face is 5/10 or better anything goes.

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fuuuuck I wanna look, but I'm nofap day 7!

>sapiosexual
Why would you even say that as if anyone cares

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Disgusting.

And yet, at the same time...

how is this even possible holy shit
why do i have an erection

DOES NOT COMPUTE

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tfw I got myself a chubby gf with a thicccc ass, but my dick is barely 6"

god damn, god sure is cruel

>tfw 5.8 in dicklet
I feel you user

is that a dick pointing upwards through her dress?

this is a legitimate medical condition

you should try nomeme instead. it's where you do whatever you want and ignore barnum effect fedoramemes from the internet.

>I'm a an x-osexual, just so long as she meets these criteria that have nothing to do with x

so basically you're just like those "sapiosexual" women on dating apps who still mysteriously only fuck tall, handsome sexually aggressive morons.

Except my standards are lower for looks. Unfortunately im a manlet but that just means i just gotta work twice as hard on the court and in the gym.

What is up with her other leg?

Holy shit she's amazing.

Just imagine sliding your dick into that soft, sun-warmed pussy

There are a lot of virgins in this thread.

Frustrated virgins.

Post more of these nogs please.

Anything more than a handful is a waste

They look hot but something tells me they'd be super boring in bed.

>not eating diet ass

wow i didnt notice that before. wtf spooky

It's up on the couch and that is her calf

mummy mummy i made a cummy!

oh okay that makes sense now, thanks senpai i probably wouldnt have figured it out

Post the other one too

Boy, look at those magumbos

funny cuz her bf has a pretty average dick

You and me both, friend

stupid fag

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my first time visiting Veeky Forums

hello

is big ass & small tits a meme here? because that's my game. i love those bitches

I was about to tell you to fuck off but yeah, we're pretty cucked and denying it would be a lie.

Oral and fingering is good enough.

Literally the best type of woman