HOLY FUCK Veeky Forums
I became buddies with ripped dudes at my gym. They post pics of their gains every now and then and apparently every time they do random girls in their area DM them and ask if they're down to fuck. He said his DM's were filled with random girls including some from high school and some mutual followers. I didn't believe him at first but he showed me and shiett..
Is it really that easy? How come you guys never told me about this
>Is it really that easy? How come you guys never told me about this-
because you are ugly
If you're good looking, confident AND ripped it is that easy to fuck young sluts.
If you want to have a real relationship it's a bit harder. ESPECIALLY if you want to have a real relationship with one of these young sluts.
But yeah, I'm good looking, confident and not v ripped at all (1 year into natural training) and I can actually fuck whoever I want it's wild.
This is p true, but I do need to mention it's more about the way you act than your looks.
Girls don't work on a spectrum like men do, they put guys into a fuck/wouldn't fuck group looks wise. The rest is all up to personality.
>Women needinhg personality to bang
Nice cope. They need personality in LTR. Also personality is subjective.
I've met a good amount of good looking dudes that were pussy repellent because they were awkward as fuck, didn't make any moves and we're just cringy.
By personality I mean you need to be confident, charismatic, etc.
The guys I know that get laid the most are the confident outgoing 6-7/10, not the 10/10 ripped dudes
It's true
i just want a wife lads
> They post pics of their gains every now and then and apparently every time they do random girls in their area DM them and ask if they're down to fuck
Lmao, and you believed them? Life's not a porno, son.
this, a nice cute wife that loves you is that so much to ask for?
I just want wide lats
for you
...
What is a DM
I just want to afford gyno surgery. And wide lats
Direct Message
How do we know that's not a tranny?
Direct message. PM would have made more sense
Dick Massage
Once the countless chads are done fucking your future wife and she decides your sad ass is the best she can do, she will begrudgingly settle down with you so she can have a nice wedding and be a bride. Then in 3-6 years she will divorce your ass.
T. R9K
It's 2017. Cope.
Dungeon Master.
>anything i disagree with is cope
Being a loser for literally your entire life must suck.
i like that the guy who has never had a gf and is 15 tells me what having a wife is like
what about short dudes tho? I'm very charismatic like chatting with ppl but I'm like 5'5" am I basically done for?
Yes
no stop being so insecure faggot
How has that girl taken that picture?
Wives nag the shit out of you, the sex becomes less as time goes on, some of them cheat, they have you at a disadvantage in the event of a split and will tear your heart out through the wallet. Also they have been jizzed on by many dudes which is whatever unless you're a fool enough to build a life around them. Seems like a bad deal. Why buy the cow?
t. oldfag who has fucked other peoples wives and all married friends are either henpecked cucks or miserable fatties.
>literally
Hello teenage girl or faggot with a lisp
>the sex becomes less as time goes on
As you age your dick physically more numb... and if you're circumcised like most of us Americans it's even worse. Fuck I hate thst kike Kellog.
It's a strike against you but not any more than anything else, you have to realize literally everyone has something thats not perfect about them. I have a long ass neck and 5head but I deal with it you can't change it so just accept it and move on.
Lol everyone look at my bots
>bots be crazy
pathetic
>oldfag who has fucked other peoples wives
>hating on marriage
No wonder you are a bitter old fuck
Care to address any statement in there aside from the one where I fucked women who made the extra-special-promise on their ego trip of a wedding day?
Isn't the divorce rate about 50%? Less people getting married?
To be fair, if you want to get married, do exactly that. Just be sensible in your selection. Speaking from experience, too many married people I know live a lifestyle that doesn't appeal to me. There are happily-married people, but they seem to be a rarity.
samefag here. I forgot to mention how many women get fucking fat as shit as soon as they get married. Talking three years from wifey to manatee. Men do it too. It's like the competition is over so they just give up.
the dilemma with this is that being insecure about your own height can have both a positive and a negative outcome depending on what you make of it yourself.
If you choose to accept the fact that you are shorter than the average male but won't let that hold you back from anything you want then you will immediately be a thousand times more likable, determined and stress-free which correlates to higher self-esteem and overall happiness.
Or you can live your life worrying about what could've been and never be happy.
With so many negative generalities about relationships and marriage having crept into the average westerners psyche it is little wonder why there are so many bitter single whites out there.
Such a depressed and hate filled bunch of people.
This is especially true on Veeky Forums
There's no such thing as a successful relationship according to fitizens. Every woman is a cheating slut and the second you turn your head she will have chads cock down her throat.
Not to mention the incredible insecurity men here have about previous sexual partners in women. If she is not a pure virgin then she is a slut. Seems like even 5 partners is too much.
i mean guys you're on Veeky Forums. the appeal of the site is the unfiltered cynicism.
tho i'll admit i think its become a fetish over the years where guys want a girl to cheat on them to confirm their bias lmao. just so they can make a thread about how ppl are terrible
Wow, that's racist.
relationships are for betas
The real world is filled with cynicism. It's human nature.
>guys why didn't you tell me being good looking gets you girls
Moron.
>Even 5 partners
Look mate, you go ahead and enjoy your relationships with non-virgin girls. I'm not going to do that because of the way I was raised and the standards I have.
If you ask me you fuckers are the insecure ones, not thinking you're good enough for a virgin so you have to settle for a used up slut.
>falling for the beta bux meme while letting alpha fuxxing happen
Savage user
DELET THIS
such a satisfying read, thank you user.
>I can fuck whoever I want
Translates to:
>I can fuck any of the sluts who came out to the club for dick
Which really isn't something desirable for most of the incel retards you're giving advice to.
>Which really isn't something desirable for most of the incel retards you're giving advice to.
This incel retard begs to differ. Not that he's giving advice, just bragging.
Only way to cure being an incel is to become a less shit person so that being yourself isn't human repellent. Being part of the cock carousel for some random slut isn't gonna make you feel anything.
Don't Message
>natural training
were you roiding before that?
Fucking Chads. Just bee confident bro!
>projecting
Too bad the young guys don't know how true this is.
She isn't yours lads. It's just your turn.
Make sure you settle for her and not the other way around.
That's a trap bro.
The truth hurts my young freind.
Reality is a bitter pill to swallow.
No bluer pills were ever spoken.
I feel sorry for you really.
Kek
Probably got her cuck bf to take it
This. 5/10 here, but I have an amazing personality. Girls cant resist me. Just stop being such a creepy virgin and the girls will come lul.
There is no such thing as a successful relationship, period.
You either break up, watch the other one die, or watch the other one take a toll on your bank account or psyche or both.
The cynicism comes from somewhere mate. Some guys have been throught it. Others are trying. Being fed a lie your whole life and watch it fail a million times while the 'asshole' gets his way takes a serious toll on all the 'bitter' guys here.
Marginalizing peoples sagas is ignorant. The pain is real. We have nowhere else to talk about this shit.
Find and swallow The Red Pill user. Please.
Don't waste your life chasing ghosts user. Invest in yourself.
Dees magungas
Love is when you can't do any better.
Make sure it's her who can't do any better.
Dom Mazzetti
why do people use that serial killer looking mother fucker as a Chad example?
this guy looks this good only in pictures, he looks like nothing IRL
This. If you weren't you would be getting DMs. If you didn't there's little point in hiding your feelings.
marriages in the US are based on how slutty the woman is, literally based on the free sex lie every american blindly believes
>"man, she really looked like a ninpho...don't get married, it's a lie and she's the one barely enjoying it, she passes half the time crying in the kitchen and eating"
yeah but that isn't a comment on marriage being bad it's just a reflection on how many desperate/retarded/jaded people there are out there. Just because the majority of people are fuckwits who want to work 9-5 under some piece of shit boss at walmart and marry the first cheating landwhale they see it doesn't mean marriage is stupid. It just means people are stupid... but when did that become news?
I'm not f*ing Chads and I am waiting for my man. It is harder for us to find one another in these seas of dicks and slots but do not give up! One day she will thank you because you didn't.
Because Ted Bundy had more sex than you.
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My experience has been similar as a female. I have been used, abused and ridiculed by men. But why blame the world when it is me who attracts these types of people. I am not sure yet how to turn this around but I will try. Stop crying and get your shit together.
Happy people in general are a rarity. If you're happy and even moderately intelligent you can build a succesful marriage.
The mistake most people make is decaying in complicity. They get fat and lazy, even then some wives still love their husband (I wouldn't).
Yes, again though single people get fat too. Constant vigilance. Many married couples are fit and happy their entire lives.
5 is too much not because 5 is a lot, but because 5 is far above average. So yeah, they are relatively slutty. I wouldn't really start out by dating them, I'd fuck them and then consider dating them.
>There is no such thing as a successful relationship, period.
Never gonna make it.
>5'5"
>charismatic
Pick one
pls be in nz
5? Above average? Like, I guess some men have way more partners than the women they've dated... but 5 is not above average
Kekek
The international median for the human species is 1 (including married sexual partners).
Yes, you read that correctly. When you account for India it obviously makes sense (even with the rapes).
But that's the median not the average. In the West you have a relatively large portion of the population who are extremely promiscuous. Social media, dating apps and clubs have made it easy for anyone to sleep with even hundreds of people. But much like small social circles of warhammer nerds who never get laid there are millions of people who aren't in the cock carousel circles. Girls who focus on their studies and sports who rarely go out. Girls and boys alike that are confident, successful people who don't even how to ask for sex (and they don't consider this an embarrasment unlike certain groups). That sweet innocent virgin girl who studies chemistry and reads poetry in a field of flowers? Yes she's out there, but chances are you will never meet her because she doesn't have IG or goes out drinking and she wants to marry her high-school sweetheart who is studying medicine.
We're on Veeky Forums so guess which social groups you belong to? This is why we are bitter cynics because we are exposed to the whores. But if you had any friends or relationships in the other groups you will know that those girls are far more prominent than you could imagine. Especially the younger generation that is far less promiscuous (mostly because younger men are mostly beta cucks).
Northen Europe. Sorry.
protip: dont be with men you "need" in your life. Keep them on a distance and let them need you for a while. then you see their true person.
holy. 5 is not much. 15 in 4 years is maybe a lot, but concidering you start fucking @ 15-16, its kinda hard to hold it down to 5 for many years.
how is you sorting yourself out and not attracting partybois going to stop your significant other dying?
I'm sorry, but it is.
I myself am a man whore and I'm embarrased to tell my more conservative friends how many women I've slept with.
I know the entire life stories of most of my friends and ex-partners who aren't insecure metro types and I believe them when they give numbers like 0-2 just because it's physically impossible for them to have more given conditions and time spans. Most girls in their young 20s these days are either living with their parents or in very strict dorms. So their only oppertunities are like during holiday trips with their bfs etc.
But yeah, if you come from a background of lower middle class scum like me you will never meet these girls anyway. Their house parties at Chad's really only invites guys that are like minded.
It's easier for us to believe that all girls are the stupid whores available to us, but the good and innoceny couples who will live happy upper middle class or poor but conservative lives are still out there.
It has nothing to do with going to church, good universities or money really, some people are just different.
Estonia?
This is a very good tip. I'm the happiest when I don't need anyone tho.
I don't see death as a bad thing. I think it is more about appreciating the time you have been given with another person. The fact of death is what makes this time valuable.
My dad (and the rest of the family in 5 generations) are Estonians. I don't speak the language which is a shame.
not the person you're talking to but wow it's so spooky to see estonia even mentioned on Veeky Forums since it's such a tiny country and i'd never expect other estonians to be here much for some reason
reminder: the average sexual partners for females in western society is lower than it was a couple decades ago.
the average life time sexual partners is around ~10 for women.
i think you dudes watch a lot of porn and get kinda confused.
don't get me wrong I know some girls probably do fuck for a buck and for fun there are enough just fucking their long-term boyfriends to cancel it out.
Wasn't 10 just for the boomers? Average for millennials is something like 3, isn't it?
for australia its about 10 (where I live).
Australia is amongst the most promiscuous countries on earth.
i think NZ is #1, if I remember they're like 15.
but again
15 partners .. for .. 70-80-90 years of life?
>good looking extroverted guys don't have a problem finding casual sex
Stop the fucking presses m8
>there are enough just fucking their long-term boyfriends to cancel it out.
This. Most uni girls these days are graduating still fucking only their high-school sweethearts.