Alright Veeky Forums, here's the deal
I really wanna stop choking the one eyed snake if you know what i mean (jackin and whackin it) but it's super hard (pun intended). I mainly Jack off to trapgodbart posts about women with big asses. If it wasn't for him I could probably keep my streak. But other than that, are there any good ways to help stop jerking off? All help appreciated
Also pic kind of related
Also self bump
is this the new patton
are you 14?
Yes, it goes like this:
dick putdowns x F
browser closers x F
not being a fucking animal with no impulse control x F
i need help with the last one. Sometimes I just cant control it.
going from regularly jerking off to quitting cold turkey is a meme. Just start bringing the numbers down gradually. If you average 10 a week, try to only jerk off 8 times next week. Keep going lower until you're at nofap
Nofap is a meme OP. Fapping is great for stress relief and if you worry about fapping to hard you'll just get ED like the OP from earlier today. Just try to keep fapping 3 times a week or less and make sure you talk to girls(at least text). Noporn, on the other hand, is incredibly important. Porn is actually destructive and will ruin your expectations and how you view women. Good luck user
Listen to this guy if you want erectile dysfunction and a soft mushy dick.
>Just try to keep fapping 3 times a week or less
Yeah that's amazing, I'm sure you are not addicted to this shit lmao
It's been exactly a week of nofap noporn feeling very good.
Came a massive load inside my gf on Thursday tho.
I'm on day 7 too. Have stumbled into some porn and stroked a little but have mostly stayed focus. Longest time without fapping since I was like 10.
People who point out their puns are like comedians who explain their jokes: they both think you're too stupid to get it. The only good thing about the phrase "pun intended" is that it saves you time when you want to say "hello, I'm fucking retarded faggot". Here's the deal: when you point out your puns you're not only admitting that you're a fucking retarded faggot, you're making a value judgment on me, the reader. You're saying:
"Hey reader, you see that play on words I just made? Yeah, well that wasn't an accident. In fact, I thought it was so clever that I didn't think your simple mind would be able to comprehend the brilliance of my play on words, and I wanted to make sure you know that I'm not only smart enough to use homonyms, but that I'm smart enough to point them out."
The sheer level of narcissism it takes to think that anyone gives a shit about whether or not you meant to write your pun is mind boggling. If narcissism were measured in units of mass, the skulls of people who pointed out puns would crush in on themselves in a giant black hole of stupidity.
I fapped on sunday after 125 days nofap.
It's now day 2 and I already feel like fapping again.
what the fuck.
did u fap to porn?
Just stop going to that guy trapbart's posts and you won't be seeing big asses girls therefore you won't get the urge to fap.
C'mon now get some discipline.
Day 7 blessed one here.
no.
Didn't even use much imagination, just fapped.
pray to jesus
28 days here
it's easy bro
just stop looking at pictures of musclefus
Just stop looking at porn and use a fleshlight.
and webms
you have to stop looking at webms of musclefus
finally am starting to date someone i kind of care about and am trying to resensitize my penis since I have never finished by another's hand before, ever.
Trying to go 40 days without slapping the ol' dangler down there.
Today's day 2. Pray for me.
>Trying to go 40 days
Why do 40 days, when 90 days is the recommended time.
t. day 72
It is?
JFC I'm not sure he'll go 90 days without sex.
Guess ill give it a shot. Finishing jerking off 10 mins ago. Kinda feel lazy as fuck and dirty. I doubt I'll make 24 hours lol
Pray 4 yo boi
Working on saving up a load to bust in my gf too so I can knock her up. Feels good
nofap kills your dick. noporn is where shit gets real.
Without sex is "hard mode".
Normal mode is just not jerking it yourself. Sex is fine, BJs are fine, anything that's not you stroking your own dick is fine.
but what about resensitizing?
Not sure.
But I don't see the harm in getting sex/BJ/HJ.
You won't cum anyways if your dick's still fucked. And if you do, you see that it's working. But I'd still go the whole 90 days nofap, and if you can get regular sex, I'd even go indefinitely.
fuck me. He even specifically told me he wanted to me to fuck him last time I was there.
goddammit this is gonna be tough.
>>>/bog/
Don't just count the times you fap. Decrease the length of your porn binges.
Three 10 minute faps are better than one 3 hour fap.
32 days in,. I've broken 100 previously
Who the fuck faps for 3 hours? I try to get it out of my system ASAP. It's a big waste of time.
Day 42 here lads I'm feeling like the late Ottoman Sultan Ahmed 1st.
He was also known to have refused every single concubine they sent him until he shipped his true waifu he wanted from some shithole in Greece.
I'm feeling the moment, 90 days here I come.