After gym spend like 20 minutes at petsmart because it's really close by

>after gym spend like 20 minutes at petsmart because it's really close by
>they have a large gerbil selection
>go there after gym everytime
>so that's pretty much every day
>got banned from the petsmart today
>mfw

What are you doing with gerbils for 20 minutes every day, weirdo?

he was probably tapping on the glass trying to scare them. he deserves to be banned

Arrange tubes and race them
sometimes take one out and show him around the store, "that's a bird, and that's a lizard, see"
sometimes set up gladiator arenas
they got pissed when they found out

>tfw banned from petsmart because they know what you're planning to do

Jesus Christ!

>sometimes set up gladiator arenas
kek

Not sure what else you would do with a gerbil. Maybe try to come back next month or something.

its very rarely though, and they caught me red handed. none of them are ever actually hurt

wew lad. Are you autistic by any chance?

Buy a few and get them on ss gomad

no im not
i just dont have any friends to play with :/

I'm sorry to hear that. What will do now?

BOG OFF BOG PILL

Idk. I just don't know

This is funny. If you were attractive they'd have laughed and simply asked you to not pit the gerbils in intimate combat.

>i just dont have any friends to play with
play with?
nigga how old are you?

>sometimes take one out and show him around the store, "that's a bird, and that's a lizard, see"

very qt user

they store people hit on my before, but they're furries so I avoid them usually

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ok, try to get to the bottom of your problem. Do you have no friends because you dont go out and meet people or because of your personality.
you could also try to meet people at the gym

all my friends are doing lots of drugs, i used to also, but I realized drugs are what made me depressed, so i just dropped contact and now i don't have anybody

>"Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole"

well good for you for stopping using drugs. Use it as a fresh start, put yourself out there, start conversations with people in public whenever you can. eventually you will become friends with someone.
remember, we're all gonna make it

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Okay well this is how they caught me
>set up the arena
>pic related
>the circles in the bottom right represent the gerbils and hamsters
>the star represents the champions corner
>the pathway is the warrior path
>so they all start at the bottom right in the "pit"
>I have them fight (not really)
>they freak out and run around the case
>the first one to give up running is 'defeated"
>sometimes he dies
>the remaining lot of hamsters move on the path way
>I do this until we have a champion

Anyways I forgot to put them back in their respective cases which are labeled and customers were buying the wrong animals. They found out it was me and now im banned.

can you describe the gladiator arena champion? is he a big gerbil?

here. the syrian hamster is usually the winner because he has the most stamina

>sometimes he dies

obviously you have to find a different gym near another pet store

Buy all the gerbils and take them to the gym with you?

>No more gladiator course
>Squat bench and deadlift course
>Give them milk instead of water
>Overfeed them
>Swole gerbil friendo's


Make Rippetoe proud op. We're all gonna make it.

ITS POSSIBLE.

After doing SS get them on Test and Tren with a bit Clen for fat loss.

>sometimes he dies
And you wonder why they banned you, user.