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read all of reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki before asking your absolutely retarded questions. no exceptions.

ABSOLUTELY NO SOURCE TALK

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I'm at over 200mg a week

My dick has stopped working

Erections dont last

Can't get it up, no more morning wood

I need to get some AI or do a PCT already

I don't know where to get anti estrogen...

maybe you should have thought about that before blindly hopping on huh

How fat are you sissy?

>At least the gains are good

>265lb
30%+

I have a doc helping out

I'm running on another 8-12 weeks and than I'm off for the year

if you have a doc helping out why can't he look at your bloods and prescribe you a goddamn AI

apt this week

false flag

Gfs female friend will be staying the night 4th of July and we will be sleeping in the same bed tomorrow night

How do I initiate a threesome

Additional information: gf asked what I thought of threesome last week is it happening

REEEEEEE

How much (ballpark) would a low dose HGH only cycle cost me? 2IU daily for 3 months?

you can get legit chinese generics for about $1-2 USD/IU

not sure why you would want to run 2IU/day though

Threesomes with a committed partner are a trap. Someone will be left hurt and unfulfilled. Probably your girl, who will use this event as a way to create space between you two. Be smart about how you approach the situation; don't think with your dick.

I wish I was lying

I don't know what is the cause of ED dick but it will be fine over time

I'm going to the doc and see what i can get

God I hate women why can't I have a cute trap (male) gf

I would suck a cute sissies tiny cock desu

So I just need to find a legitimate source for Chinese Genrics

Easiest way to get BTC now that circle is dead

coinbase

Anyone else not run an AI during simple test cycles? I'm on 500mg/week and the biggest side effect I have is a little chest and shoulder acne. 8 weeks in btw.

don't initiate, if you want it to happen talk to gf, make a plan, let her think about it.
Talk about all possible cons etc. You have to make everything absolutely clear to her, she is probably pretty stupid.

Only then you might think about it.

Or if you don't care about gf, just all of you drop some molly plus cialis and go at it.

I have to. Have baby gyno glands that'll sprout otherwise

I can't get AI

My doc is a bitch and she told me no checkup until after my first cycle

She is using me for money and I know it

I'm going in and demanding proper PCT another 20ml vial and something for AI and HCG

I'll pay it, but they want life time customers not 1-2 cycles a year.......


I noticed how she acted when I asked a question and this bitch is really just selling steroids and thats her only goal...

$$$$$$$$$$$$$

why the fuck are you cycling trt lmao

you're a fucking idiot

I had horrible test levels

LOW TEST

I'm only doing this to change my life

First cycle = my life is 100% better but I don't want to run year round

if you have low test you go on trt for life. cycling isn't gonna do shit for you, retard. it's gonna end, you're gonna lose all your gains due to your low test levels and you're gonna feel like shit.

no shit she wants you on for a lifetime, that's what fucking trt is.

How much of your gains did you keep after your first cycle? Does it vary person to person?

But my goal is to cycle yearly

It is more dangerous and more side effects to blast/cruise right?

If you're dyel you can keep 90%

This user's advice only applies if you care about staying long-term with the girl. The problem is that while you're girlfriend might like the "idea" of a threesome, she may not be mature enough to handle all the emotions that will inevitably come up from watching her boyfriend fuck her friend.

Sometimes girls are more OK with threesomes if you don't penetrate their friend like: you watching them lez-out, or they give you a joint handy, or your girlfriend blows you while her friend forces here head up and down, shit like that.

you're a moron and you'll see why you're a moron about 2 months after your first "cycle" (200mg lmao) ends

low test means you go on TRT for life, period. your cycle will make you feel good for about 12 weeks then you'll go back to your low test, lose all your gains, feel even worse than you did before your first cycle and want to end your life

this is a rare case where your doc actually knows better than you.

Same desu familia, and i am not very lean also

oh look another drug addict telling others to "cruise"

HCG
PCT
Workout harder, why wouldn't my test get back up to at least normal range?

I had low test, but probably due to bad sleep, and never workout out, stress, depression.


Now that is all gone = test

You dense motherfucker. It's not a blast and cruise, it's TRT.

If you're going to use steroids for performance, then it'll be blast and cruise, because there's no point in doing PCT when you need TRT.

Does anavar cause hair loss?

And if so, are there any steroids that do not cause hair loss?

STOP

>And if so, are there any steroids that do not cause hair loss?
no

Correct. I agree. I don't mean to say his girlfriend is incapable of making a rational decision, just that these are bigger decisions than "friend is having a last minute sleepover should I fuck them." Some couples spend years discussing these nuances.

REEEEEEEEEEEE

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If you have a "serious" relationship with your girlfriend, then

DONT
FUCKING
DO
IT

lol this is silly and some guy being fucking stupid the lesbian did nothing wrong

Brehs I'm fucking torn. This girl that genuinely made me start enjoying where I work right before I was about to quit is leaving soon after they fucked her over.

Problem is I'm literally head over heels for her and I mean I haven't asked her to be my girl (because co-workers) but she must know with me always walking with her too and from work, to her car, and inviting her out outside of work. I don't know if I should just pull her aside and be honest or what. It's like time is running out and if I fuck it up I may never see her again. Plus I suck ass at flirting.

Make plans with her you little wussy.
>hey since you're leaving soon why don't we go putput golf and grab some beer after
if this is a challenge for you, i fear your future, user. cmon you're better than this.
a few weeks of var isn't going to make you bald, bro

So will my dick ever work?

you don't need an ai with 500 it's just precautionary. I've been skipping adex doses and I'm fine minus some bacne. Perma cycle though and I'm hitting up some tren and getting back to 4-5 days of the gym.

Personally up to 650/750 you should be fine minus lipids

>this is a challenge for you, i fear your future
I blame it on muh assburgers. But seriously I don't want to just be like "I love you" out of the blue. One of my friends told me just say it but it feels kinda cringy and I don't want her to shut down.

Dont listen to this guy

>i don't want to just be like i love you
dude what?
no.
how old are you?
do not straight up tell her how you feel just bc you work with her ffs.
just plan some kind of hanging out with her outside of work and keep your autism very very hidden. DO NOT tell her "how you feel", brother.

This will fuck up your entire life you autistic fuck. Jesus christ you've never even been anywhere together. This is the creepiest anyone could do in any situation.

rookie don't talk shit, even my source agrees 500mg is without ai when I was holding myself to getting some.

you're overestimating how heavy 500mg affects you

(((coinbase)))
enjoy your back taxes you stupid nigger.

god fucking damn, how autistic can one single person be?

look man, i get the roid thing alll the time, like i get that demeaning peoples achievements is a way of making yourself feel better. but its unironically pathetic to witness. genuinely. Ive told you that ive used sarms, but ive never used roids. i dont know what you actually want me to tell you man. on the subject of roids though, you still have to train on roids, so its not like those people still dont work. i could give a shit if someone is natty or not, my old gym pal used deca and ive helped inject him. its notthe biggest deal to use roids. its a drug, big deal.

step to the dark side, it's a drug but it's actually wonderful don't knock it till you try it.

even injecting is a rush I put another 250mg in my Delt today considering upping to 750mg again and rocking some bodybuilding routines vs strength as I have been.

also I'm realllllly into Asian girls right now, Korean girls driving me crazy

pic related goal bod

I've seen a lot of posts saying only use roids if you've been lifting for at least a year.

I use to be in decent shape (100+ push ups, 20 pull ups) about 5 years ago, but haven't lifted in years and previously used to only do bodyweight exercises.

If I lift and diet right would it still be really damaging to do a cycle to "kickstart" getting back into gym after several years?

^huh?
no (you) for you buddy

of course, you will amplify results and accomplish personal strength feats quickly. I've taken the last 2 months easy and minus some accumulated fat Im treating it as walking back in and a challenge. muscle memory is a beautiful thing and if you train properly and use a combination bodybuilding strength routine you will have results.

I've found 5x5 with a 3 and 1 rep set on compounds alongside appropriate for your body accessory work has the best results.

do something for me okay

go to r/sst or r/steroids and search [review], now go through ALL the reports one by one. you'll see that even people on 150mg a week NEED AI to be within range. without fault.

all the retards who said "I wasn't using any AI" follow it up with "I guess I will now" because their e2 is 4x+ times outside of the reference range.

I fucking hate you retarded beginners going "hurr I don't need AI because I didn't grow tits"

yeah it's much better giving your money to some jew on localbitcoin overcharging you by 50%

r/steroids is beginners haven. show me bloods with 500mg and I'll eat my words. I've been perfectly fine blasting 500-650 with minimal ai after being religious with .5mg adex per injection. Again, from personal experience and with dialogue from my guy, 500mg is still manageable without ai at worst.

My bloods drew up fine and my sides have been some bacne. Also for the ball size wonderers my testes are pretty much the same size from prior to current.

You're acting as if I've committed a sin of rousing when you're working by the book of "as long as you do this nothing can fuck up" when nothing has fucked up for me again from personal experience

Why would i want estro in range? If you are not bothered by sides estro is good for keeping your lipids in range and the anabolic properties it has

>r/steroids is beginners haven
what the fuck are you saying? you think being a beginner impacts how your body's production of estradiol?

I'm telling you, right now, go to r/sst and just put [review] in the search box and you will see LITERALLY hundreds of blood reports.

enlargement of the prostate, high blood pressure, spiking of blood pressure, bloat, oiliness, mood swings, lethargy, weak erections... I could go on.

estradiol isn't to be fucked with I agree but from personal experience that site isn't the bible itself

it's what works for you

>that site isn't the bible itself
dude what are you even saying

I'm telling you to look at BLOODS on the site. objective science, not "but my gut feeling tells me" garbage

I give you the prostate, but all the others sides are what i told you i don't get

I'm not here to argue you're probably more correct than me and my gut. Now, tell me why you don't have a Korean gf

I grew out of my yellow fever and started liking t h i c c girls

we went to a Korean bar/restaurant today and there was the biggest qt korean waitress.

I have a problem

these aren't the same girls right? man all these famous korean girls get the same surgery they en up actually looking the same

Been off cycle for like 3 months now. I still pin my ass twice a week with a needle so i keep fresh and don't get back into it all scared because i forgot how easy it is.
I wanted to step up the realism of my routine injections.
Would it be harmless to shoot up some BAC water into my ass?

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lol what the fuck

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desu I can't tell but they look different. This girl today man, you can't tell if you're cradle robbing or hitting on a girl your age, I love em.

something about white and yellow makes a good looking kid guys I'm signing up

Having a 3some with a dyke is like MMF not FFM. Only a cuck would do such a thing.

stop injecting outside of the usual cycle injections

>wanting to make more supreme gentlemen

lol this is bait

Doing a recomp
TestE/Var/ and either Tren or NPP

Which one is worse for the heart? I wouldnt doing a crazy big dose. And itd be Tren E. Taking all the usual supps and vitamins

what kinda sups and vits

>Which one is worse for the heart?
reddit.com/r/steroids/comments/5kmur7/nandrolone_and_the_risk_of_left_ventricular/

Then why fucking roid to begin with. No cycle, no blast, just cruise at low dose, or get TRT from your doc.

Fucks sake

White girls are gorgeous, yellow girls are gorgeous. Not surprising halfbreeds look good.

>something about white and yellow makes a good looking kid guys I'm signing up

>Then why fucking roid to begin with.

Serious depression
Went to doc for a check up
Full test panel
Everything is low
Post images of blood work online
Guys on steriod forums ask me if I'm like 70 or something
Umm
No
Ended up with low test, started cycle

I think I'll get the PCT and AI but more than likely I'll continue the cycle

Blast and cruise right guys

Should I at least get HCG?

Tudca (not currently), cholestoff, B12, D, Zinc, Milk Thistle (currently), CoQ10, fish oils

No beef in diet, low carb, lots of fish

Appreciate it

Oh and a calcium supp cause I was running a SERM for awhile after PCT for gyno, and baby aspirin

My gf hates porn what's wrong with her

Do you guys watch porn with your gf

There are legit causes for low test other than "Muh balls dont work and guys on the internet said just hop on the juice"

I'm curious, to not just yourself but all the guys with low test, did any of you check if anything else was causing it temporarily/permanently?
Like other medical medical conditions?

Its just very surprising how many guys have low test...(incl myself)

I'm not against TRT or anything like that because i know how much it improves Quality of life, when thats the problem
But in some cases it can just mask the real problem (a shitty medical condition or something)

Yea

I know why my testies didn't work though

Second pin today, when do I get gf

Im going to blast test and tren until i die

KAHUNA IS MANAGING A GYM
(weekend manager but whatever)

SECOND HALF 2017

1/2 YEAR OF KAHUNA

I used to

It wasnt anything too special

Third pin

Only way to live

Monday night, day before July 4th, no work or classes

Who is getting normie with your DYEL friends?

I know I am ;)

>pip in both quads on leg day
This is a feel I didn't know I'd enjoy.

Does pip diminish the more I use a muscle for injection?