Name a more iconic trio

not even kidding

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Lohan is such a fucking waste.

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can't believe I'm doing it, you asked
youtu.be/tr-BYVeCv6U

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OP said trio, there's only two people in your picture.

>churchill and stalin wearing military decorations
>roosevelt wearing a dull suit and sitting like a woman

lmfao

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are they all larping as napoleon in that top pic?

*gasp* You're saying there's a link between Marx, Trotsky, Lenin and Stalin? Someone alert the news!

Notice how Churchill's thumb is above Roosevelt's hand, and not below like in the freemason pic. Therefore, not a masonic handshake.
t. Freemason

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Lincoln, Grant, and Sherman

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>not second triumvirs

>Truman vs Stalin vs Churchill
Who wins? Churchill has some protective fat, but gets fatigued more as a consequence of his indolence. Stalin is short and has a fucked up arm, so he can't really do much. I think Truman wins unless he has some kind of defect that hinders his ability even more than Stalin.

Nobody cares about Lepidus

>turk enabler
>not league of three emperors, prussia, russia and austria-hungary
t. Marcus Antonious
Carthage will always be important

>Stalin: 5'4''
>FDR: 6'2''
>Churchill: 5'6''
>FDR being the only one that wasn't a manlet subhuman

Stalin and Churchill would fight harder and nastier than Truman, but Churchill would probably have heart failure halfway through. I think Stalin takes it.

>fucked up arm
>foreigner pretending to be russian
is he, dare i say it /OurGuy/

Stalin and Churchill have both got manlet rage so they fuck up Truman

>Harry Truman once commented in Life "I was surprised at Stalin's stature - he was not over 5 feet 5 or 6 inches tall. When we had pictures taken, he would usually stand on the step above me. Churchill would do the same thing."

I'd say Stalin, since he is the only from them who most likely was in actual hand to hand fight. Roosevelt died in 1945 so he probably was too weak by the time that picture was taken and Churchill overall doesn't looks like a strong man. But who knows? Maybe Roosevelt would knockout Stalin with one punch and Churchill would die from heart attack while watching them fight.
If Heaven is real, they probably fight each other there on daily basis

>Stalin
>heaven

>he pointed out only Stalin as if Roosevelt or Churchill were any better

Holy shit, you're an actual Freemason?
Will i get assassinated if i wear the freemason signet but I'm not a mason?

put an epilespy warning you fucking faggot i nearly had a seizure

Not really, a freemason will probably tell you a code in the form of a question/average sentence to identify if you're actually part of a lodge or if you're just wearing it for the aesthetics.

Churchill looks like the third wheel

Is this like a password

Sort of, if you say you're not actually a mason he'll probably think you're interested and will probably invite you to the lodge he's part of

Are lodges specialised buildings?
As in, were thet built to be a lodge?

The other two might get away with the incredibly lax standards of modern churches but Stalin would be one of the first ones in line even if only a thousand people in history were allowed into hell.

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Churchill lead dozens of trench raids in WW1, I think he'd know his way around a punch up

Yeah but now he has a heart condition

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Give him a few cigars and a shot of whiskey, he'll be fine

/thread

underrated

The future superpowers only invited him as a joke

That FDR laugh looks so fucking smug

weak

Is wearing a Freemason signet ring a good way to signal you wish to join?

too bad he was a cripple tho

So... Who is a fighter, who is a wizard and who is rogue?

arrrggh my brain, wtf, I don't even have epilepsy

FDR is clearly the wizard since he has to make up for being a cripple with magic.r

Churchill is the fighter because he is fat

Stalin is the rogue because he steals Poland at the end

Don't forget that Stalin legitimate committed robbery more than once.

Didn't he rob a bank in London?

Churchill and Stalin were both fighters.

He's beautiful.

>Trotsky

Fucking brainlet

Please. They don't even have a video game about them slaughtering hordes of enemies.

I'd die for Dynasty Warriors: The Big Three.

JC was arguably responsible for the end of the republic and was insanely successful as a general and popularist. Crassus is the wealthiest non monarch of all time, and still more so than pretty much of them except for Augustus. Pompey was one of the best generals Rome ever saw having been named Magnus by fucking Sulla himself.

Among the second t, despite how impressive the others were, Octavian is the only one that actually compares (imo greater than them all).

Also, a huge ass portion of credit for Octavians success is accredited to Agrippa.

People still falling for this picture in 2015+3

Can't find a picture of all three, but Patton, Monty, and Zhukov
>this kills the Nazi

is that actually a fake?

It's photoshopped, he had the acne scars removed.

Joe was a handsome boy though, that much is clear.

>Joe was a handsome boy though
No disputing that, but mature Stalin possesses a rugged charm that the younger clearly lacked.

Most photos of him when he was younger have been extensively edited

this has been said several times
the third man isn't trotski

Why did the early 1900s have such cool looking mugshots?

Photoshop didn't exist in the 1800s.

Everyone looks better in suits

You don't need photoshop to edit photos.

That's legitimately terrifying.

Me on the right

More like edgy

>finally included in a pic with Comrade Stalin
>fuck

As long as you kiss his ass, do always what he says and don't become too powerful, you won't get Stalin'd

I've already been Stalin'd and I've never even met the guy

You got dragged to a gulag in your sleep?

Amen

That or date raped.