Ideal thread

>richard spencer starter pack

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>red velvet
god tier taste

>tfw not twelve feet tall and four thousand pounds
I just wanna be look him, man... Why did Zeus not fuck my mother to produce me?

buff muscls|slick hair
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fiting cloths|cute girl

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OP what the fuck. That ideal hair choice is awful

>Not dressing for function

>started working to get money for thrift clothes
>can't wait to buy a sewing machine and learn to tailor my own clothes
>can't wait to eat more so I can go to the gym
I don't even care if I'll only make slightly above minimum. I just want something to look forward to.

Who's the broad?

Julia Kochvesky

mohawks are absolutely fuckugly and you cant tell those girls are girls (female)
young Marlon Brando was a galactic-level stud

cuck

*Tips handlebar mustache*
That was a stellar movie though, or maybe it sucked but I was watching it drunk with friends and didn't notice

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look it up on wikkipedia: sounds good. look it up on google images: it amounts to t shirts with logos and maybe a cap or beanie. am disappoint

>not hairing for function

well meme'd m'lord/10

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nerd
silly body
>asian girls
asides from that bretty good
a little edgy, suits arent cool outside of the workplace
>chinese gf
stop this meme
not quite sure what you are getting at with this one
shitty insertions stupid hair and an ugly girl. Either norwegian, danish or american, nobody else is this retarded.
little edgy, but can appreciate it
>long hair
fag
god tier taste, clothes are a bit too "modelle" tho
P E R F E C T I O N
please apologize to your parents from me
decent taste in girls, the fact that you have that many pics of her is a little creepy tho not gonna lie

This is just a picture of Mila Kunis..

My parents said they're proud of me

This thread belongs in /soc/

Shut the fuck up, newfag.

But I do, I don't have to get a haircut once every two months

>>long hair
>fag
Sorry to hear that you're balding

>doesn't wear his hair like a girl
>balding

no, I just have an actual human haircut

I have some bad news for you but obsessing over other peoples hair cuts makes you more of a girl than the people you critizise

>obsessing over other peoples haircuts

i'm just calling him out on being a fag, it's not the person I am criticizing so much as long hair itself.

Short back and sides is pretty much the only acceptable haircut for men.

Timeless.

>seashores of old mexico - george strait

lol at the idea of a greek god fucking some meerkat asian

/pol/10

let me guess, you wanna work on wall street

god tier

this seems like it was computer generated

great taste in girls

dat goal body tho

m a t u r e

meerkat/10 but the guy is a hunk

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you want to look like a starving ethiopian if he was a homeless casey affleck whose girlfriend was an autist?

kek

You will never be Kylie Jenner, you used up roastie

I like mohawks, but that one looks kind of dumb. I like the girl.

Standard Veeky Forums. Boring

Standard fit...boring. Like the jackets though.

Standard Veeky Forums. Boring, Warning: Haircut unlikely to look as good on you as it does on Ralph Fiennes.

I feel like there's 3 variations of ideals on Veeky Forums and this is one of them. So boring.

Different. Not sure if joke? I like it, I guess.

Interesting pick for the girl.

Terrible body ideal

No man buns pls

Standard Veeky Forums boring

Don't recognize the joke. Still funny somehow

My favorite so far. Nice.

Color within the lines

Nice body goal. Don't like long hair though.

Nice body goal. Everything else is standard Veeky Forums

Unusual. Not really my thing, but I respect you for not being the same.

t-thanks brah, y-you too

not joking bruh, dead serious lmao but i can see why you'd think that. thanks tho

It's Dasha Sergeeva, actually.

Neat, I got trips.

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7/10. Good bodies.
Is me.
8/10. All is good. Nice qt Asian girl.
>based fashion breh
Thanks, breh.
6.5/10. A little stock by decent.
8/10. Asian Chad mode.
7/10. I think Gandy makes those clothes look way better than they actually are. They also wouldn't really flatter a Klokov physique. But it's still a decent effort.
>silly body
Reeves is the original aesthetics king. Axe somebody.
4/10. Kinda all over the place.
Standard tumblr chick. Autistic.

you... you didn't rate mine... but who cares, like I need your validation, internet stranger.

FUCK YOU I DONT LOVE YOU REEEEEEEE

>GQ wannabe fuckboi

>Gimmie the standard senpai

rofl

>Ideal mode is skinnyfat
Daddario is 9/10 though

Based Bolt but trash waifu

Best goal, good luck

>Dat mishima picture
N-no homo.

Picturing Prime Lungren in a fucking turtle neck just made my night. Lmao

>Tfw no athletic short haired qt

Feels fucking bad man.

I'd feel bad for giving all the (you)s but its waht these threads are for anyways. Don't fucking say otherwise

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These, I like more or less. The rest, I don't.

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the girl on the left is a qt what's her name

>пpeдyпpeждaю, yeбy

you don't have to get a haircut as often but every other minute of every other day long hair is less functional

>this is the ideal male body, you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Why would it be less functional, I'm not a guerilla soldier. The only thing that would be less functional is taking longer for it to dry after being wet

I'm a simple man

>taking longer to rinse that out
>yes, taking longer to dry
>gets messy easily, might have to tie it up or sort it out more often
>things get caught up in it more easily and are harder to brush out
>you and all the fucking women in the world will be leaving hairs all over the place
>gets caught in stuff easier and pulled out
why the fuck did you even have to ask this you pleb?

the first one should be
>taking more shampoo to wash in a longer amount of time

Nothing on this list other than the first two has ever happened to me because I keep it tied up all the time. You just sound butthurt because you can't grow your hair out.

Let me guess, you think you're supposed to wash your hair with shampoo every day

What kind of argument is that? For the money I save on not getting a haircut I can buy several years worth of shampoo

>because you can't grow your hair out.
kek. i can believe me its just every time it starts to get long it takes too much effort to keep in order. and no if you wash with shampoo every day it gets itchy
>he pays for haircuts
why do you guys think that prople in the army have such short hair? because it is fucking practical

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10/10