Be fit

>be fit
>have money
>have gf/wife

Pick two because three is impossible...

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How can you say that for sure when you clearly don't have any of them?

I'm fine with just the last two kek

What happens if a rich married man hits the gym?

>It's impossible to mix a few hours of weekly training and a diet that isn't fast food into an otherwise-fulfilling lifestyle

This is fat-logic.

>rich married man hits the gym

And the answer is: He gets a divorce.

>Your secretary informs me that she saw a gym bag in your car this morning...is this true, user?
>I see...then as Head of the Board, I have no choice. Your contract is hereby terminated, effective immediately. Security will accompany you to the parking lot.

Nigga we don't have time especially with kids

T. Husband and father of two who works 45 hours and goes to uni part time and misses being fit

fit / gf
Money pales in comparison to LOVE

Bring your kids to the gym.

SS is the working mans workout. It can take 30 minutes if you just do the 3 main lifts for the day. You won't look good but you will stay strong

get a coding job, it's well paid, flexible hours for gym time and possible nice gf

can't wait for the day japan gets BLACKED heh heh heh....

Fuck off Sven

No it fucking can't you mongrel.
~15 sets, say you need 3 minutes rest between sets, that works out to 45 minutes.
Now consider that anyone who's not a complete noob AND ACTUALLY DOING SS will actually take 5-8 minutes between sets, and we're at 1.25-2 hours.
Also, nobody who has a clue what SS really is would call it a "workout". I seriously doubt you've read the book.

tldr: kys

>doesn't realize you can slow progress down to decrease rest time between sets
>doesn't realize the book only teaches you on how to lift, not an actual book on programming

dont be a dumbass. I used to do it with extremely slow progression. You can do this or just not work out at all and use excuses

Here son spot me you four month old little Arnold you

Ye man I maintain my diet and stuff (meal prep is mad efficient) and I keep a maitenance. I am off school the entirety of august and I'm gonna fast for 36 hours then do a good monthlong shred.

I'm in shape but not big, oh well. SS isn't a bad idea

YNDTP

>Still falling for the love meme

Edit: I did SS for a hot minute when I started and for sure did get strength gains, and they left as soon as I did them. Like the user above said though, it never ever took a half hour, especially when I was pushing my limits every week, it did take time between sets. The full five minutes.

Still refuse crossfit

fit/money and it's not even close

wife/gf is a consequence of having money.

so Veeky Forums + money. You do need to spend some time with the kids tho. to be a good parent.

Have fun being poor and deluded into thinking you are anything but expendable

>id rather not workout than to slow the progress down

yeah okay, i guess its better to not workout versus not overload by 5-10lbs per workout. I see your logic now

I never said you either do SS or you don't do anything.
Again, kys.

it's already come
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They have been fucking dogs and eels for decades
Why you think they would avoid monkey porn now?

most gyms have a day care that'll watch your kids for like 2 hours. My mom used to drop me off and I'd play pokemon with the other kids.

i am saying this in the most unironic way i possibly can
delete this right now

nice backpedal or bait.

>be fit
>have money
>buy gf

1 and 3 is the correct answer. Spending money on shit I don't need is normally a result of me distracting myself from not having a gf/wife. To be healthy and be in a relationship with someone who appreciates you are what I prioritize over money.