What's the point in lifting if you can't last in bed? :/

for girls, its all mental. For guys, its physical. You need to excite the girl

desu I don't want to last more than two minutes. I have too much shit to do.

Most women aren't good at riding on top.

Lots of them also bitch about it
>"Why do I have to do all the work?"

yes. i said that. any advice?

Serious question to dudes who can't last long in bed:

Is it still a problem if you masturbate beforehand and then have sex?

>tfw tend to last 20 minutes minimum
>keep ending up with women that only like quickies multiple times a day

Rather just do it right once or twice in a day, tbchwyf, but I did fuck 5 times in a day before which was pretty cool.

Most girls I've fucked have been kinda bad riding on top but I don't see how you wouldn't like it, thats fucking weird

Imagine you just had a shitty sexual experience and you see the bitch is tweeting about it after, man fuck that lol

Lasting in bed is easy just enjoy yourself and stop thinking about it, also if you cum too quick just eat her out and you'll last longer the second time. If you're too focused on your own performance you're just psyching yourself out and won't enjoy it

I'm glad I never heard that. They just wonder why I start going limp once they're on top, and I don't have the heart to say it's because it doesn't feel that great.

Honestly, what gets me hardest and most turned on is the most vanilla missionary style making love sex you can imagine.

What's the point of lasting in bed? You fuck for 2 minutes, cum, roll over and pass out. Are you guys freaks that have to continue fucking after you cum?

if it was like 2 minutes ago then sure, will last an extra minute
but it also takes all of the excitement out of sex

ive tried this. for me, it only works if i masturbate like 5 minutes before.

>be me
>hanging with gf and realize we will fuck
>go to the bathroom
>jack off while crying in the mirror
>go back to gf, dick is hard still leaking some after-cum
>i'm half erect at this point
>start making out and dick gets hard again
>it kind of hurts

its not a great strategy because my dick hurts and i have to clinically jack off, which isnt fun. it sucks to jack off when u know a girl will suck ur dick just on the other side of a few doors.

>TFW none of my grill fiends liked riding top, and didn't like getting plowed for more than 6 minutes.

to please the woma

>pleasing the woman

Why would I give a shit about that? That's their job.

When I feel like im close to cumming I make my gf get on top and then i'm good to go for a while.

also, forgot to mention
if the girl wants to see you cum, this is not a useful strategy
because the second time hardly anything comes out, just a couple drops

>t. gets/gonna get cheated on for being shitty in bed

You need a gf to be cheated on.

t.pencil dick

Then people like that user are responsible for the great feeling I get to have when a woman tells me I was her best lay.

Doing only what you want in bed to please yourself might feel alpha, but being a superior fuck is way more alpha.

>implying this is humble-bragging
When I lost my v-card I was thrusting for 58 solid minutes and I still didn't cum.
It was the most underwhelming and disappointing experience of my life thus far, and I can't imagine she enjoyed it much either.

girth doesn't matter
even the smallest bitch sitting on your dick wrong will snap it, that's 100+ lbs, plus they're moving down at a moderately high speed

I don't need to tell a woman that, I already know I'm the best.

>not doing beginning boner, to strengthen your cock in the event of a clumsy bint sitting on it

I wish I could come in 2 minutes.

The only time I can come within 5 minutes is on a one night stand. Takes me 10 mins minimum with my gf, and literally 30 minutes to an hour if we fug more than once.

She orgasms at least 15 times a day when we fug

If you're only going 2 minutes a go, you are not the best.

This user knows what he's talking about

>She orgasms at least 15 times a day when we fug
Nice

>when he lasts too long

they probably just hate you.

When will people finally ignore twitter cunts? literally the /r9k/ of females, passive agressive virtue signalling girls who don't get enough attention so use social media as a tool for validation.
its always fat chicks, basic bitches and black people anyway. just stop, seriously

This, or they just had similar sexual desires that regular men have. I've dated women that preferred really quick ducks a few times a day also. I tend to rather fuck for like 15 or 20 minutes once or twice a day.

>when you've already fugged a bunch of times today and your trying so hard to cum in her again you've gone bright red and sweat is dripping from your forehead and onto her face

Everything about sex depends on the girl and whether you vibe with her sexually.

I've last an hour in bed and I've lasted 3 minutes in bed. Sometimes sex is good and sometimes it sucks. Some girls like riding dick and some like doggy-style.

You can't please every girl the same way anyways

>trying so hard to cum in her again

Fucking a gf with the birth control implant is God-tier.

Everything you said is correct.

>never had a gf on birth control
>have only ever blasted up their anuses and never felt the primal feeling of blasting deep inside her womb

T. Virgin

what does she even do after an anal creampie? BRAPs it out?

How is letting someone ride top emasculating? I feel like that's something women tell themselves to feel more dominant while taking dick.

lmao, you sick fuck, stop dating Syrians

The last few women I've been with weren't on birth control either, and it was kind of annoying. I still raw dogged it with two of them, but that's rolling the dice in my opinion. But one gf made me wear condoms and it was frustrating as fuck

they ride it like a horse not like in pornos you goof

ex was on BC but went off it due to problems with it, fucking ruined sex for me, nothing more fantastic than raw, but nothing more awful than having to go without it.

does that mean faster or slower

This
If a chick likes being talked to dirty then talk dirty tov her. Example, my wife likes it when I tell her I can't wait to pump her full of cum and I then pinch her hippies, that combo always gets her.
It's all about communication, figure out what she's into and work with that.

>If a chick likes being talked to dirty then talk dirty tov her
Who else here just can't get themselves to talk dirty? I did it once and I felt like such a retard, and haven't done it since. Can't take myself seriously dirty talking or sexting

heard. i haven't had sex w/o a condom in years but now i'm single again so i'm thinking it's probably the way to go unless a girl says otherwise and i'm convinced she's clean

Good news is it's an entirely learn-able skill. If you're with a girl who likes the dirty talk ask her for some reading recommendation. Girl learned she liked it from somewhere, and the majority of the time it's through some sort of literature.
Also is the truth.
If you last too long it makes us begin to think we're doing something wrong. (Some) girls worry about their performance too.

If you base dirty talk off of porn, you're going to feel like an idiot. Hottest shit I've ever heard of wasn't in porn, it was in Gabriel Garcia Marquez's book Love on the Time of Cholera, where the main character, while he's fucking a girl, grabs a piece of coal and writes "This pussy is mine" on her crotch.

The more confidence you have, the more flirty you're comfortable being, and the easier it will be to talk dirty. Work on building confidence, exploring non-video porn sex, and desu just practice and you'll feel comfortable.

>Had a girl who said she was sterile so I could blast in her
>two years after we broke up, some guy knocked her up
>mfw she was lying the whole time, I just got lucky

Not worth it, seriously. Be grateful you don't have some slut's kids.

>can't last longer than 2 minutes in bed
how is this even possible? I won't cum unless im going really fast and hard for a while otherwise i can fuck endlessly until i feel like cumming.

Holy shit this

Same thing happened to me brah

>step 1. Actually be attracted to females
>step 2. There is no step 2, you're gay

forwards and backwards not up and down

>bc they're emasculated

No, women are just absolutely fucking shit at being on top the same way they're absolutely fucking shit at everything to do with sex, and just assume they're good at it because guys want to do it with them.

You can only ever mistakenly believe you've had good blowjobs from women because you've never had a guy suck you off before. I don't even let girls "blow" me anymore.

Never will I go unprotected again. I'll never trust women, not with something that high stake.

>stop_masturbating_Varg.jpg

Have you talked with her about it? She is your gf after all. If it's in your head she can help you work through it, if it's something you need then it's better to jerk off in the bedroom than alone into the toilet like a loser

like your dick is inside the entire time
wtf
sounds weird

Someone hasn't had a woman suck his soul through his duck in less than 2 minutes before.

>You can only ever mistakenly believe you've had good blowjobs from women because you've never had a guy suck you off before. I don't even let girls "blow" me anymore.

Veeky Forums never dissapoints me

Feels fucking good man

* dick

Fuck

never thought about it before but honestly seems pretty scary
can your dick snap or something

i'm assuming you're a virgin?

Why can't I find amateur porn about this? Just searched it on pornhub and every girl is jumping like theres no tomorrow.
And by amateur I mean a guy filming his gf with an iphone

kinda sort-of

No.

>0min: starts off enthusiastic with too much teeth, goes HAM on that cock and I get numb from all the crazy sucking
>3m: slows down and starts to get tired, gets even more careless
>10m: loses interest and just half-assedly sucks it, I start to get soft and lose interest myself
>15m: takes it out and jerks it off a little bit, get hard again
>16m: rolls eyes
>alright, just fuck me

I just save them the effort of even trying

Your insecurity is showing

I'm sorry.

Guess I'll just buy a fleshlight and use it like it was a manual transmission

lol i just checked and can't either

think of it this way, the movement is through the hips not knees

she has that coalburner face

Okay in the meanwhile I realised what you meant. It's weird because its pretty rare to see in porn since very few girls can pull it off
wouldnt have thought that its more popular irl

>when you nut but she keeps using that hip drahve

I've had two gfs on birth control, and have emptied my baby batter in a couple of others (stupid rolling the dice but fortunately wound up okay).

The first gf I had who was on the pill would let me start raw but then had to put on a condom. That is, until one night she told me to cum in her. That was my first time ever doing that, and let me tell you -- primal is exactly the way to describe it. It was like gasoline was poured onto the embers of a fire within me that I didn't know was burning. It felt like pulses of electricity went through my toes and into my brain. The feeling of warm, hot pussy wrapped around my cock even after I had cum was unreal. It was like my body knew I had finally accomplished my most basic purpose in life.

That was six years ago and I still think about that orgasm. She always let me finish in her after that. It always felt good but never felt like that first time.

The only thing that's even come close was when I had other first times raw with girls. Even still, it wasn't like that first hit.

In short, I highly recommend it famalam. It'll happen.

>when you fugg with the A/C off and you're dripping sweat onto her after 5 minutes

she's doing a pretty shit job of it but at about 2.45 on for a bit

view_video.php?viewkey=ph579519ec9bf02

shes pretty cute for someone who does porn

There isn't a type of girl that doesn't do porn

>It was like my body knew I had finally accomplished my most basic purpose in life.

That's accurate to my experiences as well.

what do you mean

This gives me infinitely more sympathy to black "dads" who knock a girl up and run. Mang, if it's as good as you're saying I would fucking bounce between chicks too.

do it. i bought one to help me with my stamina issues (bust in like 2 minutes tops, even with a fucking condom the gf made me wear all the fucking time)

they've given me the best orgasms i've had in 7 years- i'm talking mind-blowing, legs shaking, can't move kind of orgasms.

No, pumping and dumping is absolutely not acceptable. Because it feels good is literally nigger-tier logic.

Every month I've got my fingers crossed she gets her fucking period.

This last month was a pretty close call. I've been pre-cumming a lot more lately when I masturbate and Ive been fucking her raw to the point where I'm about to bust. Makes me think I might be squirting off some baby batter before I pull out for the big load.

precum won't get her pregnant, unless you've recently ejaculated and haven't cleared your pipes.

I know those feels. Every time I think I'm never gonna do it again when I'm in the clear, but then it happens again.