Do you exercise with ur gf?

>tfw gf loves exercise
>tfw she swims while I lift 5 days a week
>tfw sweaty shower post-gym sex

Why haven't you got a cardio-bunny gf who loves the gym yet, fit?

how do i get a girl to like me

You haven't either. If you did you wouldn't be on this board.

That's not true at all. My gf lifts weights with me and also lurks Veeky Forums.

No she doesn't. And shower sex is awful.

t. dyel jealous virgin

And shower sex is awesome lol

>tfw dating my bjj instructor
>tfw we train together and grappling always turns into fucking
>tfw a couple days ago she said if i could make her tap she'll give up the bootyhole
>mfw got balls deep in dat ass

nope. My dumb fat gf is constantly telling me to skip the gym or break my diet.

> girlfriend

It's fun if you aren't a retard
break up with her bro
How do you expect to get better?

>How do you expect to get better?
because she usually beats me pretty easily. she's a brown belt and i'm a white belt, but occasionally a lower ranking student can submit someone better. if we were to go all out tho, she'd win probably 9 times out of 10

Yeah, but you're not gonna improve if you just fuck

Rarely.

>degenerate scat fetishist weakling had a hard time beating a woman

nah, it only ends up that way. always starts out genuine, but i usually end up popping a boner ngl.
kekeroni

Yes and its extremely frustrating
>never wants to lift
>always wants to "just go for a walk and do cardio"
>argues about any excercise i make her do
>can never get the form down on anything
>"too tired" after squats (usually 5x5 or 4x8)
>hasn't improved said squat for 3 years despite doing a 50lb bulk

>Started dating this girl who was really into yoga and meme exercises 1.5 years ago
>have been lifting for 5 years (3.5y at the time)
>she mires every time we talk about it, but does not want to start because of financial reasons (med student, can't work while studying)
>finally gives in after I offer to buy her a gym membership for the 50th time
>tfw now still together and doing similar workout routine as me. I started her out with my 4 day split, but eventually she made a few changes, which are pretty good desu
>tfw a few weeks ago also got her 17yo brother into into lifting

Somehow moving people into the Veeky Forums life brings so much satisfaction to me

> Gf of 2 years
> 5'5", on the skinny side of normal
> Obsessed with vidya, anime
> Rational with emotions
> Literal dream girl
> Doesn't lift

She is afraid of starting on her own, was going to earlier this year but her friend ditched her. How do I help her get into the gym? I just moved an hour away for work and can't go with her everyday.

She wants to lift and get tan/in shape, but like most women does not want to start alone.

get her started with basic body weight shit with youtube videos on a yoga mat in her bedroom. If she's a literal neet, she won't build up habits unless it's within her comfort zone.

Shower sex isn't that bad if you're near the same height

It's sex you fucking faggot. Don't you ever need to dick your girl down during shark week?

Yep. My gf is more dedicated than me desu