A nigger genie comes to you and says you can have the gf and gains of your dreams right now but only if he can show...

A nigger genie comes to you and says you can have the gf and gains of your dreams right now but only if he can show your family and friends every cringy moment from your life, and if you want to marry the girl she has to see it too as well as any kids you have. Would you do it?

Sure, I'll move to Tibet where no one knows me and fuck tight twink monk boys

Why? I'd rather just have the gf and gains of my dreams a few years from now by myself, there's no rush

Yep. Every cringy moment lead to who I am now. Even the absolute most repulsing pathetic shit about my past doesn't embarrass me anymore because I'm better now.

Why would I do that when I can have my dream gains buying illegal drugs made in a chinesse bathroom from a shady website

well if she'll marry me even after she sees the videos then its true love

Nope, I don't think I could live after that.

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Wait, a qt gets to watch all the adderall filled, bbw, fap sessions that I beat my dick so hard to that I now i have a permanent thumb print on my cock? Fuggen sign me up

>bbw
My nigga

I would never accept a wish from a genie, something will go awry

Yes, anything to have her back

Big tits, big asses, and big bellies is the only acceptable porn fetish

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why not? it's not like I've pooped at a date or something, I'm sure my family and I can laugh at those moments together

yeah but i wouldn't marry b/c who want's to get married nowadays wtf

i do im so fucking lonely nobody likes me FUCK

theyll see the time you watched sonic porn on newgrounds, the time you got beat up like a little bitch by a bigger kid, the time you tried to ask out a girl and your voice cracked, the fucking weird porn you watch now, the time you did some weird shit with a hooker, etc
I wouldnt laugh id fucking kms

Maybe I've just lived less but I haven't done anything of that. Didn't browse newgrounds, I've been very tall since kiddo, asked out girls after voice cracks ended, watch regular porn, never been with a hooker.

Maybe porn would be awkward, but is fapping cringy?

Of course not i will just kep lifting until i hit 1/2/3/4 and get my free GF for that milestone.
Its like you never even payed attention man.

This isn't /b/ or /r9k/ or /co/, cancer.

>let family, friends, qt and my future kids see the moment I played with my used condom and made it accidentally burst in my face
No

I don't think they would watch the whole thing. It'd be about 24 years of footage

depends on what he meant by every cringy moment. Is it things I am personally embarrassed about and think about often or things that the viewer would cringe at? Either way the answer is probably no. My ego is surprisingly large for a shutin neet.

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Fuck it, I'd do it. Even if it meant the girl of my dreams would leave me. I've been prepared to settle for less for a long time noe, so I'd happily settle for less + have god tier gains.

Sure, my family alreaddy knows about 99% of the cringy shit I've done

I went to bronycon with my granddad in 2012, was an unironic "anti-theist" in 2013-2014 and was a proud centipede in the 2016 election.

So theres not much else for them to learn.

Thank god I barely talk to my family and that my cringy shit is completely unknown.

Yeah. I've done some cringey shit but nothing that would fuck my relationships up

Lol no, I did some seriously fucked up shit.

this board is anonymous, might as well tell us

Most cringy shit ive done was that I was going to use money my mom gave me for groceries to fuck a fat prostitute but she was too fat so I decided not to. She got pissed off so I gave her $20 for us to smoke weed. It took forever and I ended up being there for like almost 2 hours. We just talked about different shit when I should have been doing homework. She put on lingerie for me. DIdnt have a bad face but was way too fat and I fap to bbw shit