What are some great South American wars?

I wanted Obama to do this or Cuba on the last day of his term, just to see how FOX reported it.

>quebec
>latino

this one

Paraguay has a tendency to have unfortunate ends for their males. During the colonial period, Spaniards regularly took 10 up to 50 native wives.

Isn't french a romance language?

Latin America means any nation in the Americas that speaks a Romance language. This includes Haiti and Quebec.

It is derived from the concept of "Latin Europe", widely used before Mexicans in the US hijacked the term for themselves.

No.
t. rest of South America tired of venezuelans flooding our borders
You mean Americans hijacked the term.

If Obama did it, the right hated it. Didn't even care about ideology. That was the most tragic part of his presidency, they never gave him a chance. Even from the 1st state of the Union it was doomed for him.

An American invasion would replace the incompetent retards running the show with semi-competent idiots and make lots of the immigrants go back.

Hot af.

>Memedonia
No.

Who cares? Just quarden them off in the jungles of the Amazon and forget about em.

I'm afraid Maduro took a read from the North Korean book of governance. He is keeping the military happy by letting them run huge parts of the economy, drug trafficking and illegal mining in the Faja del Orinocco. In North Korea it's the military involved in heroin and diamond trafficking, in Venezuela it's cocaine and gold.

This means elections will not be allowed because the entire military is stained by corruption. They will not give up easily or call for elections for this reason.

Tbf Solano was pretty dumb to not give up already, sure they wanted his head but if he actually cared about the Paraguayan population he wouldn't have extended the war so much.
You know you lost when you gotta send kids and elders to war because these are the only men left.

Don't they have elections coming up this year?
(I say "elections" though from what I have seen happening I can't imagine them being very fair or democratic.)

Romania is Latin too, please dont forget next time my little brown friends!

That has been going on since Chavez got coup'd for two days in 2002.

Elections here are rigged anyway. Maduro is desperate to get the next presidential ones as soon as possible so he can get six more years without the opposition being capable of preparing themselves or making sure that they can prove Maduro's rigging.

maduro went to a socialist shool in cuba [spoiler]just as Evo Morales[/spoiler]

I meant real elections, not the current sham. (Currently all major media is state owned, opposition parties are barred from running, and people's votes are tracked through an electronic card that is also used to get welfare benefits and medical assistance)

whew man
wish you all the best

Cenepa War (1995) was a brief war but very interesting. Think deep jungle, aerial dogfights and native commandos

>Implying American won't do what they always do and install someone equally if not more corrupt who will we just as undemocratic and things will stay just as shitty
I'm an American dude and trust me, you don't wanna be the next Iraq.

I'll take corrupt since it's what we've always had, but downright retarded with no clue about how the economy actually works is like giving a machine gun to a chimp.

>but downright retarded with no clue about how the economy actually works
I fear this for my nation

>Still better than Thatcher.

A retarded head of government doesn't matter as long as the cabinet and parliament have some mildly competent people and they don't meddle too much with the economy

Venezuela's problem is that the very few in charge are completely retarded or cartoonishly evil (Diosdado) because they took complete control of the national economy and made it so that the supreme court gave control of everything the opposition gained (like the senate or major governorships or the mayorship of Caracas) to people appointed by the president.

probably on a par

ideally it should be like Panama and Grenada and less like Iraq because toppling commies is easy and once they're gone people will automatically adjust their economies and try to go back to normal, while in middle eastern countries you can't actually remove Islam to solve the problem.

>hijacked
It was a napoleonic meem adressing the mexicans almost exclusively, even if it did meant the whole romance speaking americas

America needs access to Venezuelan oil. I wouldn't put it past the Yanks to "invade".

>America needs access to Venezuelan oil.

no they don't, they already have all the middle eastern and local texan oil production they could wish for, in fact the US simply increased it's output and it sent Venezuela AND Saudi Arabia into huge economic downturns a couple years ago

>lose Peru and your confederation
>lose your coastline
Gee idk user

>America needs oil
>while they own Texas and oil rich states
But why though

Isn't it cheaper to buy from poorfags desperate for US$ right accross the Caribbean Sea?

300 million people and a shitload of cars and planes

french are Iberian Germanic mutts

Can’t they just build more oil refineries in America with the butt load of coals they shit out?

You can (unfortunately) flip this around for Trump and liberals and it is still true.

yeah but it seems everyone except the right fucking loved him. Anyone I ask here in britain thinks he was the second coming of christ with a cool demeanor

The Chaco war,also called the war of thirst, is very little known but very interesting, Paraguay and Bolivia had very little population and yet the war had more than 100,000 deaths. The commander in chief of the Bolivian army was a germany commander in the First World War and the war itself used many weapons never tested until that moment.

Obama had a great Presidency

>Created +15 million jobs
>Rescued America from the Great Recession (contrast with the crisis in Europe lasting several years and Greece still in crisis)
>Killed Osama
>Opposed Russian belligerence in Syria
>Deported more illegals than Trump and Bush put together
>Restored American image abroad
>B-b-but muh birth certificate
The only reason people did not like him was because he's black

Maybe when he was first elected, when 2012 came the hype all died and he could have actually lost if he had been up against a better opponent.

>not only continued but exacerbated the privacy and individual rights issues from the Bush years
>accrued power and went through a long process of replacing federal agency employees with political allies, started numerous programs and new departments to federalize more functions
>absolutely fucking botched the arab spring
>directly led to ISIS by pulling out right when there was the only chance of keeping them under control
>allowed sanctuary cities and DACA, lowered control and funding for border patrols and ICE

yeah nah he was shit

The 1856 war between Costa Rica and Nicaragua, the later being governed by William Walker, an American freebooter. Its interesting because its the first time "Hispanity" was used as a way of getting the support of Hispanic America, Nicaragua is the first and only county to have been invaded, occupied and conquered by a private army, etc.

Pretty fun.

It's probably referring to this

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aromanian_language#Official_status

my grandfather's granfather apparently went to war when he was 12.
hid amognst the corpses to survive along with two other kids,
also in regards to the lack of male pop
Granddad changed his last name to his mother's as he didnt approve of his father's philandering, he was also just a few years too young to go to the chaco war.