You wanna go to the gym but your lifting bro wants to skip and sleep in...

You wanna go to the gym but your lifting bro wants to skip and sleep in. What do you do to get him to stop being lazy and lift with you?

Pee in his butt

>nuzzle up behind him
>kiss his neck
>rub his buzzed scalp while trying to playfully convince him
>he playfully says "i dont wanna"
>at least we should do cardio
>have a fuck sesh
>talk about how that was enough exercise for a week
>give him a monster from my mini fridge
>hes finally energized enough for the gym and motivated to keep his body so he doesnt lose me

Swear to god every fucking week i have to go through this.

From nicest to most time in the ER

Cattle prod

Put his faggot cat on his head, then dump a bucket of water on them and turn bucket over on cat.

Same as above but substitute my psycho ex who would smoke weed all day, then try to maim anything near due to paranoid delusions

Call him a fat piece of shit. If that doesn't work, rape is an option.

Threaten to suck his cock

Y-you guys forgot to say no homo right?

DRIVE OUT THE SODOMITES AND DEGENERATES OF Veeky Forums GO TO LGBT FAGGOTS

It's 2017

>ITS THE CURRENT YEAR, TAKE THAT DRUMPF

...

Are you new? Summerfags are the fucking real degenerates

That fucking bulge tho hnng he's so cute.

i'd trade 10 summerfags for every real faggot that goes back to /lgbt/

You can't ask the whole board to leave m8

>Tfw LGBT tells you to Fuck off because you're talking too much about fitness and not enough about how oppressed you are
>Tfw Veeky Forums takes you in
>Tfw you see hot people here all the time
>Tfw get ahead of yourself and talk about how cute they are
Sorry guys I'll be more subtle next time

>trading 10 summerfags for every real faggot
>whole board is gone

i'm convinced most faggots have brain damage

>BRAAAAAAAAP THREADS
>same user who post their disgusting body to start a current body thread baiting for compliments
> faggots complaining about goal body threads because of "roids" or gay body types
> implying summer fags are better in any sort of way than gay fags who started Veeky Forums in the first place
> this is a summer fag thread

>lifting bro
>wanting to skip

he's not a fucking lift bro then, is he?

I guess I'd convince him to do some cardio at least.

>tfw no gymbro bf

The pain is real bros.

>Tfw you see hot people here all the time
Like who? 90% of people here don't actually lift

L-london?

Fuck that, user. Fuck them. Just be yourself, be proud.

No homo, but going to L O N D O N pride parade this weekend, see myself (and all of Veeky Forums) as an "ally" especially in the workplace.

>wanting every faggot to leave
>everyone on Veeky Forums is gay
>hence asking the whole board to leave
Try not having the reading comprehension of an 8 year old you fucking retard

Go back to /pol/

Then what are you doing here? Literally every thread has 'Top' and 'Bottom' buttons, can't you take a hint?

Veeky Forums has long held the crown as the gayest board on this entire website

go to /pol/ stormfag, before you get that cute lil boipussi broken in ;)

p-post more. no homo

not him but I found this on my Veeky Forums folder

thats just a gymbro supporting his gymbro with more oxygen. Nothing wrong with that.