20 years and don't get morning wood anymore. Is this normal?

day 4 and I'm about to explode

>Is this normal?
no
i'm 33 and rock hard every morning
stop watching porn

>Not waking up at 06:00
Never gonna make it

How long until my dick is back at normie mode?

42 here, same.

What's the secret? Trt?

True shit mine came back when I started sleeping naked.

No. I was like this, got my blood tested and testosterone checked.

I have low testosterone and now I am on TRT.

I watch porn and still get hard over anything, even fapping every other day.

I masturbate everyday, still morning wood always.

No, it isn't normal.

you need to get enough sleep brah

Yes.

try zinc

I started doing 7 day no-fap cycles (maximum test gainz) and I get raging morning boners until I piss. Also, I piss into the bathtub so I don't hose down the floor around the toilet.

I fap like 4 times a day, still get morning wood and still can fap with or without porn. Im still a virgin tho.

doubt you were watching blowbang sissy hypno at 15 though lad

Im 21, usually get morning wood but its weak/not full

No. I'm 39 and still get morning wood every day. This is me waking up.
>come to with massive, almost painful boner
>nudge up to wife, 35 going on 21
>she turns her back and sticks her ass out towards me in defensive posture
>I rub my dick on her ass, she pretends to still be sleeping
>I persevere...
>"really? Oh, just get on with it then"
>fuck her, she loves it (she's Jap-Burger hybrid)
>jizz in her
>now she's pissed off because she has to clean out her pussy before going downstairs to make a healthy breakfast for kids and me and then get ready for work (she's a dietitian)
>I needed a piss all along, so pipes are clean in 30 seconds
>I whistle as I walk to car, imaging cartoon bluebirds dancing on my shoulder. Feels good.

Moral of story
>you got problems
>always marry an Asian. White wife would have farted out of her saggy fat ass and donkey-kicked me in the nuts; made pop-tarts for kids and told me to fix my own fucking breakfast. Would be having affair with insurance salesman who rents a shitty one-room apartment but drives a Porsche.

Niggah u made it!

Underrated post.

37 here, only time I've had no boner is when I've had to get up around 3-4 am, boner normally delayed until whatever the fuck I'm doing 6am.

27 here I cycle bukkake cosplay roleplay scat,lezdom spitting to get off.
Lesbian mouth pissing is still the best but there's so little where a sub girl enjoys like 6± girls doing it to her, ideally in a school uniform.

Imagine being 39 years old and bragging online about having an asian wife because youre too ugly and short for white women. Jesus.

No.

BTW cardio blasts plaque off of your arteries which makes it easier to get hardons. I hope you didn't fall for the cardio kills gains meme.

No, but I fell for the squat meme. Now my knee hurt, and I can't do cardio.

I'm a white woman and I bang my husband whenever he asks for it, presenting all the time. I make him breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day and raise our children. Sounds like you just know some garbage white chicks.

Why not get an asian gf that is old fashion. They stay Veeky Forums, cook and empty your balls. This comes from an 21 year old, above average, who has no problem getting laid. Just seem like a better choice except your children will be yellow and got a small dick.

>lying on the internet

Imagine being so obsessed by white women you can't talk about anything without bringing that shit up.
Kek can't make this shit up

Are you on any medication?

midlife crisis alert!

>Why not get an asian gf
Because they're the world's most manipulative people. Not only are you cucked out of your own race, you're cucked daily by your gf making you her bitch. Plus everyone will know that you are a beta.

I don't get them at all, but I usually masturbate when I wake up and when I go to bed.

Because race mixing is sickening and your children will look nothing like you. You might as well have no descendants. Your line is over if your only children are mongrels.

Eat more protein, sleep more, workout more/harder than you already do, have more sex and fap more when otherwise not having sex to increase test and help your body/dick
Meme
>press.endocrine.org/doi/full/10.1210/jcem.85.1.6291
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2014/10/the-simplicity-of-dieting-it-really-is.html?m=1
>breakingmuscle.com/fuel/why-all-humans-need-to-eat-meat-for-health
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html?zx=5c392185e96536fa
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_effects
>europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up
>webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
>urology.jhu.edu/newsletter/prostate_cancer712.php
>frequenturinationinmenexplained.com/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer/
>m.joe.endocrinology-journals.org/content/52/1/51.short
>answers.webmd.com/answers/5004889/what-nutrients-do-you-lose-when-ejaculating-or-masterbating-do-you-lose-testerone-
>healthtap.com/user_questions/1294935-how-long-does-your-body-take-to-replace-the-nutrients-lost-by-masturbation
>ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17520786
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/05/if-youre-not-regular-fucking-sleeping.html

>hurr, you can't get white wife
Imagine being the 30th guy to nut in your wife and, 10 years into your marriage, she's on at least 35. She has saggy tits and an even saggier ass. She has a shitty part-time job while you work 60 hours, but she still can't keep the house clean or put decent food on the table. She even expects you to share the load. Her idea of stimulating conversation is repeating all the talking points they covered on The View that morning. On her pudgy pockmarked face is an expression of hate. You haven't been treating her well, she tells you. You don't respect her. She wants a divorce. She's now convinced your kids that you are a violent drunk misogynist and they never want to see you again. You now spend your days masterbating to cuckold porn in your two-room apartment next to a busy intersection. It's 100deg outside: All the curtains in the house are closed. You still post on Veeky Forums, but you haven't gone to the gym for months. Your friends rallied around you at the start, but we're eventually repelled by your abject misery and self-pity. You don't have the nuts to an hero. Instead, you'll die of a heart attack in your late 50's.
But you had a white wife. You had white kids. One of them killed herself at 27, and the other is in and out of therapy, but at least they were white.

I, on the other hand, loved my children before they were born. I looked for someone who was loving, smart, and fiercely protective of those close to her. She was raised to understand the importance of dedication and responsibility. She considers it her duty to make her family happy. Succeeding at this makes her happy. If she ever divorced me, her father would disown her - we play golf and go sailing together on his boat. My kids are the happiest kids I've ever met. They're always smiling, always doing stuff my wife arranges for them. They leave 'kisses' on my pillow if they go to bed before I get home. How could I ever contemplate subjecting them to a white mom?

Yes. It's true. Nearly all men become impotent by the time they hit 30. We are outliers. Pray you don't turn out like us and instead can look forward to seeing out the last two thirds of your life with an uncomplicated flacid pee conveyor. Sex is messy anyway and only gets you into trouble.

ZMA gave me huge morning wood again in my 30s... Also gave me sloppy shits

That was my issue. Hoping noporn fixes it, but sissy hypno has tons of music and flashing images and extreme shit, it fucks you up in terms of porn addiction.

Haha oh man haven't seen the "get an asian bride" meme for a while lol...

IF you can find a virgin bride you gonna make it, but you also have to be virgin or she will get fed up with your cheatin ways

Enjoy waking up in your own pee

>Eating bread

Get off of Veeky Forums

Are you fat? Get your blood pressure checked.

morning wood is a byproduct of test production in your sleep. If your diet, exercise, or sleep is fucked, you will not get a morning wood.

Evaluate yourself, and then get evaluated once you fix those 3 categories.

Also being fat works against it.

would you quit spamming this you autistic fucking cum lord? whether it's pol or fit, there you are with your note pad open ready to copy paste your links.

>literally everybody who tries it either says it has no effect at worst, or changed their life for the better at best.
>"n-no guys its a meem!"
>"read this guys edgelord blog instead!"

fucking faggot. go spend your time on neogaf instead.

Kek

If you really want a morning wood every time you wake up in the morning, drink plenty of water before you sleep.

No. I'm 29 and get morning wood regularly. My fella is still up now even after getting my gf to suck me off.

I'm black btw.

You fucking low,low test people. Morning wood is a reminder by your body that you are still a man. The day you stop getting them is the day you kiss your manhood goodbye. Or at least it indicates that your test levels are low.
One day, last year, I didn't get morning wood, so here's what I did. I made an exhentai account, got past the sad fucking panda and started jerking it 2 times a day minimum. One fap was strictly right before bed. Not only did the pre-sleep fap help me sleep comfortably, it also restored my morning woods. Now, I wake up, check exhentai for new interesting shit, bookmark it, and fap to it before bed later that day.

Oh and jerkin it to NTR lowers your test,so avoid those

But little less yellow with a little bigger dick than full Asian

No, because your children will grow up knowing that even their own mother would rather fuck white guys than asians.

It preys upon their minds for life, especially the men who know they are simply unwanted by everyone.

I have the same issue at age 24. When I am on holiday I got constant random boners and morning wood after a week. My reboot time after cumming was also very short. Felt like I was 15 again.

Got back home and it disappeared again. Weird thing is: I ate fast food, pizza, drank a lot of cheap beer every day on holiday. At home I eat clean and lift weights 3 times a week.

No, and stay mad. Why don't you go to back to whatever subreddit you came from. You can post all the retarded bullshit you want and ignore facts that hurt your feelings there, instead of getting this assblasted at a meme made up by hacks