Enter gym in 2017

I AINT YO MAMA
OOOO I AINT YO MAMA
NO I AINT YO MAMA

>WORK WORK WORK WORK,na na na na,da da da da da, heeeeheeeeheeeheee,uh uh uh uh uh uh ih uh

>mask on
>fuck it mask off

>Enter gym
>INY WEENY TEENY WEENY SHRIVELED LITTLE SHORT DICK MAN

SO ROCKABEY BABY ROCKABEY

Goddamn, Ed Sheeran is a fucking garbage musician

Wha thi's is Shit

HOW MUCH YOU GONNA LIIIIIIFT

TAKE A SIP OF MY SECRET POTION
I'LL MAKE YOU FALL IN LOVE

>enter gym
>IN NEW YORK I MILLY ROCK
>HIDE IT IN MY SOCK

Fuck I hate that song

youtube.com/watch?v=tvVoY-PTf6s

>enter gym
> AND IF WE CANT FIND A CURE ILL IM GOING TO HEAL YOU WITH MY LA LA LOVE! EVEN IF YOU SAY NO IM GOING TO HEAL YOU ANYWAY PROMISE ILL BE THE CURE

>NEXT TO YOU SKY SO BLUE (INSERT HERE) MALIBU

>IM THE ONE OOO OOO YEAH IM THE ONLY ONE

>WHEN I WAS 6 YEARS OLD I BROKE MY LEG CASTLE ON THE HILL

>YEAH I GOT ISSUES AND ONE OF THEM IS HOW BAD I NEED YOU

> IM JUST GOING TO KEEP ON CALLING YOUR NAME TILL YOU COME BACK HOME

God i hate the shitty music they play my ear buds are 100% as soon as i enter

forgot this song yes i hate this shit

>DE
>SPA
>CITO

this one ain't that bad desu
>implying i listen to normie music
metal with my earbuds on or gtfo

>enter anywhere
>BABY NOW WE GOT BAAAAAAAAAD BLOOOOD
>AND THERE USED TO BE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE

This song makes me want to gag fuck taylor shit

This, WHY ARE YOU HERE YOU FUCKING MEXICANS YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNTS ILL BEAT YOUR FACE IN WITH THIS DUMBELL

>NOSA
>NOSA

It's Bieber collaborating with the Puerto Rican Bieber.

>that song that's literally some guy complaining his oneitis is fucking chad

>enter gym in 2012
>HEY I JUST MET YOU
>AND THIS IS CRAZY

COMN' OVER IN MY DIRECTION
SO THANKFUL FOR THAT IT'S SUCH A BLESSIN
TURN EVERY SITUATION INTO HEAVEN YEAH
YOU ARE
MY SUNRISE ON THE DARKEST DAY
GOT ME FEELING SOME KIND OF WAY

>oooh na na hey don't act like you know me like you know me, I am not your homie not your homie na na hey

You didn't enter a gym. You entered a fitness club. There's a difference.
You can buy steroids from under the counter at my gym. There are no x-trainers, spin bikes or mountain climbers. If you were to curl in a rack, you'd legit get told to leave.
I went their a skelly. Intimidated af. Two Polish power lifters took me under their wing when they saw me lifting light and really working on squat form. I still remember Maciej's first words to me
>ah, a diamond in the rough. If you like, we will teach you
Me, thinking they're taking the piss
>w-why?
Maciej...
>because you want to learn...

This is the worst song in ages.

>pls be real

>LOOK AT ME

Fuck this one is always fucking playing

>Don't give up, I won't give up, don't give up, no no no
>Don't give up , I won't give up, don't give up, no NO NOOOO

>tfw I ended up liking that song

PERCOCETS MOLLY PERCOCETS REP THE SET GONNA REP THE SET

>2017
>walk into gym
>PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIIIIIGHT
>EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOOD TIME

>IM GONNA ROCK U

god dammit hate this song so much

>fresh out the oven
>bon appe.... bon appetite babaAAy

>woop!

>2017
>walk into gym
>Big bang theory reruns on all screens and speakers

Cheap gyms come at a price

>enter gym in the 90'ies
>RUNNING IN THE 90'ies IS A NEW WAY I LIKE TO BE.

>never heard the song before this post
>decided to give it a try
>love it
it's great song and kinda gym related, i don't see the problem

> Enter gym
> WE SHOULD BE SEXUAL

the jews did this

Why do gyms insist on playing gay music in an era where we all have any music we want at our fingertips?

...

>PUMP YA FISTS LIKE THIS
>HOLLA' IF YA HEAR ME
>PUMP, PUMP IF YOU'RE PISSED

So the employees don't have to listen to a bunch of men grunting liken they're having gay sex all day.

There are rare occasions where I actually want a person online to die, that being said I literally hope you do.

Top kek

>enter gym
>turn on netflix
>start watching Star Trek TNG while jogging and during rest

home gym master race

Sick of that fucking song.

How can you squat when you're jerking off to Riker?

quality photoshop.

>7/7/17
>first time working out in 15 years
>no music and people left me alone to do my thing
FEELS GOOD

I'm SO TIRED of our generations crappy music.

God, please take Ed Sheeran and give us back CLASSIC MUSIC like Justin Bieber and Lil Wayne

Thumbs up if you agree!

It kinda grew on me, like that Katy Perry song about dancing dancing dancing to the disto-rtion. They are shit but when I'm humming in the shower it's those that come to mind.

>Enter gym
>WE BUILT THIS CITY

>walk into the gym
>"I don't want your body
But I hate to think about you with somebody else"
>"Our love has gone cold
You're intertwining your soul with somebody else"

Getting that delicious test boost. Seriously he's handsome as fuck, makes me jealous.

Is this a meme or are you a fat fuck?

>Haha fucking normies am I right, fellow 4channers?

Just stop.

Tame Impala Innerspeaker and Lonerism
saved me from giving up music.

This.

Ed Sheeran lowkey a genius and I never downloaded one of his songs or listened to this kind of music.

>not Currents

Fat fuck, but I've been browsing here quite a bit and fixing my diet. I'm excited, and sore as fuck

>enter gym
>WRIGGLE LIKE A FUCKING EEL

Nice painting, Bob. Purge the unclean.

>we talked for hours and hours about the sweet and the sour

this is shit art. that fucking astartes has hips

also it may intentionally have been drawn as a female marine

>walk in the gym
>smooth jazz Sunday

Love my gym

Fuck, every time.

Tfw no music player to play my own shit

youtube.com/watch?v=bl9yIpCncKs

Kek

I wanna murder you both

>trying to squat in gym in 2015
>WE'LL BE COMING BACK FOR YOU ONE DAY
>WE'LL BE COMING BACK BACK BACK BACK

Yeah ok fuck you too. Reminder that people who don't like Ed Sheeran aren't trustable.

>enter the gym in 2011
>IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

Did you just write 90'ies?

>walk into gym in 1999
>WE LIKE TO PARTY
>WE LIKE WE LIKE TO PARTY

>I THOUGHT I WAS HAPPY
>WHYYYYYYYYY WHY WONT THEY TALK TO MEEEEEE

HAHAHAHA! you sperglords should make nice with the PTs/Staff. I requested SABATON and got to deadlift to Night Witches! 160kg for reps, boi! HAHAHAHA!

>not deadlifting 770 kg of Po-2 plane

I just need to eat more potatoes, comrade!

Can confirm, always on in gym

The worst

Nice bait, and I will take it. Innerspeaker>>>>>Currents

>enter gym
>I'M STILL INTO YOU, STILL INTO YOU

>WE AIN'T EVER GETTIN OLDER
>DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO

>Two Polish power lifters took me under their wing
did u suk they dik?

JDIMSA that noise in the doo doo part is like daggers in my ears

I have broken all my deadlift records to the sound of Ghost Division.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

:^)

>>>>>>>

BRINNNGGG BACK THE SUMMERRRRRR

>enter gym
>LOOK UP HERE, I'M IN HEAVEN