Daily reminder that if you don't look like this you won't make it on tinder or any online dating

Daily reminder that if you don't look like this you won't make it on tinder or any online dating

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>CEO
>you will never get fucked in the ass by your boss in a sexual way

Fuck that is clever.

Damn that's a good bio

What kind of beta faggotry is that? Did he seriously challenge her to a race in chicken and egg suits?

his secret? seething with emotional insecurity and empty voids of zero confidence, so he watches mtv shows like teenwolf and realworld roadchallenge to replicate what he believes to be sexually appealing to women. also calls his mom once a night to just hear her voice

>that body
>that face
>that photo
>CEO
>that bio
I would fuck him no homo

COPE
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>Break up with ex a week ago
>Gained some weight last year due to working 10-14 hours per day 6-7 days per week
>Get tinder because fuck it
>Already got a date planned for tomorrow and another girl wanting to see me
>mfw I'm 6'1 ~195lbs chub
rly maks u think

Can somebody explain his bio, everybody says it's good but I don't get it.

it's a play on of the whole "which came first, the chicken or the egg?". (aka he busted a nut before she did)

It's a terrible "I came first" joke. It's not really good imo but the dude is so ripped that it doesn't really matter.

>6'1 ~195lbs

that's not that bad.

Who came first the egg or the chicken...
Guy dressed as chicken fuck woman dressed as egg...
Chicken came first

Can confirm. Its probably similar to me at 5'11" and 188 lbs. Lots of attention from Latinas and 30+ Asians. Native grills too when I am attending classes at my uni.

Its too bad Im autistic as fuck.

This is so true, I was eating dinner with 2 girls recently, so we were talking about our dates and they end up pulling out their phones to show me and each Other the guys they dated from tinder, then they start swiping a bit for fun, showing me and each Other and just bashing the guys really. Now these girls are both about 6/10, and they swipe through all these guys that are objectively out of their league like it's nothing. They cherry pick and for the slightest reason swipe left on otherwise totally fine guys. Like if 1 out of 5 pictures doesn't suit them *left*, if he's holding a glass of beer in one of the pics *left* etc. They swiped right on Maybe 1/20, I asked them why not give the other guys a chance ?
>well I don't want to get too many matches

Its that simple for them, literal 6/10, nothing special and they can just about match with any guy on the app. (Okay maybe not model tier but 7-8/10's easily)

All about the face and not being an autistic Retard when talking to them

I look like that and get alot of matches on Tinder and likes on Fb. I fuck 2-3 chicks a month, and that doesn't make me happy. I just want someone to REALLY love me and do something more meaningful other than fucking wet whores in my car on Fridays and Saturdays.

kek

yeah no shit, tinder is for hot guys only.

Why not say the egg came first?

Humility is attractive. Boasting is for ugly fags who have to overcompensate. Women know this guy gets laid just by looking at him once so him relaying a story about getting laid doesn't count as bragging. And the fact that he admits to cumming first makes him seem trustworthy and confident.

>registering own business with govt just so i can call myself CEO, actually just self employed sole trader

I am not even on any of those...any by 'those' I mean Tinder, this is the only one I know of.

Honestly you friends are probably just shallow narcissistic cunts. It's one thing to swipe left because someone's fat or ugly, but that shit is beyond superficial. A lot of women are like that on Tinder, but not all of them. Some people actually do find great long lasting relationships online. Cousin met his wife on tinder.

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That bio is a bit cringy. All he had to day was "Sup" or "6'4'

truth

23? jesus christ

I met my girlfriend on Tinder and I'm average as fuck, stop trying to fuck shallow sluts

Don't be jelly.

[spoiler]cause she'll eat you[/spoiler]

Its just a numbers game, my friends at least 1 of them is a really great girl, healthy, good moral standards, has only slept with 2 guys who she was in a relationship with at that time and is using tinder to find a long term partner not a one night stand. But she does the same thing on tinder. The other girl is just a slut looking for hookups tho lol

This is a fake account you literal fucking morons. Nobody is that Veeky Forums, witty, young, accomplished, and financially stable in real life. It's super human.

>I just want to eat cookies and watch TV.
Finally one who admits it and isn't claiming she works out 6 days per week.

Why are you angry at someone who has done nothing to you?

It'd be cool if Chad could only bag the 8+/10 girls and leave us some scraps, like common mane.

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Because I know that despite my higher wealth, health, and education. That she is happier and experiences more affection and less bitterness than I do and I don't believe she deserves it.

FUCKING THIS.

I hate people, who are happy being useless pieces of shit. They haven't achieved anything and still they are happy...I want this feeling as well.

Matched with a big titted 18 year old 1 mile away, what's a good opener?

Do you really believe the're happier? I've seen so many people who present themselves as happy content people but really are Incredibly damaged and very much unhappy a lot of the time. They may have incredible highs but they'll have even lower lows. More often than not these people are prone to addiction as well.

want sum fuk?

I think I finally understand /pol/

yes, people like that exist and they are called CHADS

They represent the 1% of the 20%. 20% of men are fucking 80% of women and 1% of those 20% of men are dominant chads that rule the world.

Why have a gf when one glance from these 1% chance would have them moaning and begging to suck their cock?

I went to high school with this guy. weird seeing him posted here.
he has a thing called "vinsanity shred" now.
that's his company.
it's just a "program" based on your "bodytype" ie meso ecto endo.
totally another "6 pack abs with this one weird trick" kind of guy

Is he really as perfect as he looks?

>runs some sort of fitness business
>gets posted here

I think we know who OP is.

I always open with the same line

he looks great, can't speak for how he is personally, I just know his name from school. from watching his videos he seems like he's trying to cater to people who don't know about fitness at all, which bothers me.
lel

>Hopsin

His bio is actually shit.

If the chicken came before the egg, he didn't make the egg come.

So he is shit at fucking/pregame .

Das him instagram.com/p/BUIFEcjF5dx/?taken-by=vin_sant&hl=en

Hopsin makes rap for white people
It checks out

>ill mind of hopsin 7

Does it work?
The emojis make me feel in talking to a 10 year old
fucking normies

>implying you can trick sluts into believing you won't cum first
>sluts aka women who have sex with a significant sample of men, so know that the man nearly always cums first except for those few weirdos who went overboard on porn and can't cum at all

>The emojis make me feel in talking to a 10 year old
I wish

Seriously dude? I bet your try hard profile goes great with the ladies huh

>not fucking a girl for an hour, make her cum multiple times and having to finish yourself off later in the bathroom while the viagra is on it's last legs

Wish I could use it without having a Facebook done fucking these freaky ass cougars off pof

I dont have a tinder bio I'm in a stable loving relationship with my gf and have been for two years

I wouldnt want to have sex with sloots anyway tbqh

It's a shame it's no longer possible to make a Facebook account.

>1%
Ive met more than 100 people in my life yet I've never met even one full 'Chad'.
I've met guys with good bodies, good faces, rich, social, gets laid alot, sporty, and any mixture of those attributes, but I've never met anyone who is exceptional at all those things.

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Sorry Jew but I refuse to swallow the blue pill

How the fuck else do you get fucked in the ass?

what the fuck is a LITERAL 10/10 doing on Tinder? I refuse to believe this isn't a fake profile, there's no way someone like him would fucking degrade himself by going to tinder

Me neither, but that's what tinder is for.

>those nipples
>that nose
>beta face

More like 7/10

that's a problem of your environment. remember, the rich are more attractive and taller and they like to socialize with other rich people.

at my top 15 university, these people represent 10-15% of the male population. they are tall, attractive, smart, and charismatic.

don't forget high bicep insertions, really he's 6/10 at best

Just make a fake account for Tinder it's not that hard.

Most of us mortals aren't really competing with the rich.

He has no boss
And the non sexual way would be figurative

You always are in the age of globalisation, social media and polygamy.

>this
No pussy has the grip strength of my hand

I'm just not attracted enough to them

RATTLE RATTLE EAT MORE CATTLE

His bio would be better if he hadn't disclosed whether the chicken or egg came first. I imagine chicks would ask "so which came first?"

lmao no it wouldnt. leave the funny bios to the guys who know what theyre doing.

It's a sexual innuendo you autist. He's saying he "came" first.

>Cousin met his wife on tinder.
tinder hasn't been around long enough for this to be a benchmark of success

He looks too good
What does a Chad like him need to use tinder for? He can't successfully pick up women in daily life?

>no homo

The worst part of this profile is Hopsin at the bottom.

RATTLE RATTLE EAT MORE CATTLE

Women never message first unless you are way out of their league

Check your reading comprehension; my post clearly indicates that I'm aware lol

I'm a fat fuck burnout and chicks message me daily on tinder. I don't think it matters desu

rattle rattle eat more cattle

It's called intrigue. I bet you're wonderful at dinner parties

im not gay either, no

do you happen to have the imgur gallery of this girl? I remember it being like 50 photos.

The funny shit is that 'beta game' aka 'drake game' actually works. I just go around telling girls about my problems and we listen to sad indie music while we have sex marathons. U guys make sex into this huge thing when it's literally nothing

Yeah thats why its pathetic to pick up girls on tinder. These same girls that swipe left on men they think they wouldnt be fucking would be fucking these men if they talked to them in person. But since tinder is their online fantasy site they are gonna go for their dream guys only meanwhile guys will scoop up any whore whose willing.

nah, sorry
saved from when Veeky Forums used to have thicc threads

>intrigue
nah its called killing the joke. your humor aint gonna help you get laid, trust me lmao

shitty, i remember it being really good. there were like 10 photos of her taking dick and spreading her ass.

I think you're the autist here

nigger, he says it to make him more 'approachable', not to make them laugh.

fucking autists reee