Welcome to the salty Veeky Forumsoon how tough are ya

Welcome to the salty Veeky Forumsoon how tough are ya

I just work deltoid and traps only and eat whatever I want while you eat chicken and rice and get non results

I peel pussy crust off me after because I get bitched soaked and I feel their soaked vaginal canal constrict repeatedly around my 6 x 5

By the way you virgins a vagina constricts around your dick when they orgasm and it's evolutionary to make you come as well but you betas will never know about using that to slide out the fattest nuts

I had 10 eggs for breakfast.


Whole eggs.

I ate a bowl of oats for breakfast without any sugar

My squat plug didn't fall out once during my whole set.

I eat peanut butter and banana sandwiches for breakfast....without any bread

I brush my teeth then drink orange juice

I can do a single pullup, im stronger than 70% of america let me in

I deadlifted 500lbs.
Without a barbell.

I ran two miles.
IN THE LAT PULLDOWN MACHINE

i mixed my protein powder........ with water

Looked at this without throwing up

The fuck is wrong with you. This isn't the place for that.

Please tell me my country isn't actually that weak. Please.

I deadlifted 1 plate

WITH MY COCK

I'm so tough I do ss gomad without any gomad.

I once killed a man in Reno.

Unfortunately we had to set Reno free.

T. SeaWorld Employee

My workout starts by diving into the manlet pit and escaping as a warm up.

I drink my shakes out of my handy dandy shaker bottle after every workout

and never wash it

my dick has calloses from masturbating with sandpaper

>I ate a bowl of oats for breakfast
DRY

HOW TOUGH AM I?! I HAD A BOWL OF NAILS FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING!

I HAD A PROTEIN SHAKE FOR BREAKFAST, WITHOUT ANY MILK

How tough am I? I did a dirty bulk... and didn't even lift

IF I EVER SEE YOU IN MY GYM AGAIN ILL FUCKING RAPE YOU

I did 5 chin-ups.

~450lbs, 45% bodyfat.

I took 4 scoops without any water

I do the same
WITH EACH OF NOSTRILLS

Not tough, you just hate yourself

>I'm not tought enough

I made a bowl out of oats and used it to drink a gallon of milk

My nickname at band camp was Mingua.

I am the toughest.

my DICK hangs LOWER than my BALLS

i did this and didnt taste much difference, does the toothpaste matter? i was using some colgate

I put creatine in the coffee I drink every morning.

I bought my own curl rack so I could squat in it any time I please.

underrated