Tfw flatmate is Indian

>tfw flatmate is Indian

I get to bulk on the best foods that are cooked for me EVERY night when I get home from work.

Enjoying your cold chicken and sad broccoli, Veeky Forums?

Does he use the toilet or the corridor?

>>Enjoying your cold chicken and sad broccoli, Veeky Forums?
Yes. You know salsa is a thing, right?

>vegetarian
>more starches than plants
do you even gains or vegetation?

DESIGNATED

So he cooks for you?

You lucky fuck. I wish I had that

Sweet:)

What are the raw onions for?

Just the body odour

Enjoy your 30g of protein per day small fag.

Mirin, fucking love Indian food.

I'll make a tie by telling you my gf is Iranian though, you know wat dat shit mean

Third world countries are so shit because instead of developing their country they spend all their time on cooking.

>eating non White foods
never gonna make it racetraitor

Longer airport check in time.

Unless you're a white living in Europe, you have no argument here.

Yeah, I'm sure developing iPhones and video games will ensure their survival

Dumb sheltered white boy

>I get to bulk on the best foods

Must be why I see so many fat Indian people...

Trying to think of what other obvious thing he was referring to....

>Unless you're a white living in Europe

Lol Europe is pretty much New India.

>Not knowing how to cook indian

Its pretty fucking easy mode. Hell even appealing to western men since it can involve a lot of grilling.

You didn't fall for the real men don't cook meme did you?

Joke's on you because I'm mexican, I have the best rice ever along with the best beans on earth. If I want extra calories I can just add tortillas and all kinds of sauces. Plus, I have avocados on my side.

SHITTING

That's nothing. My wife is kactating so I get to GOBMAD.
You've never seen gains like mine. Stay jealous.

>cooked for me EVERY night
You guys sound gay as fuck too

STREET

STREETS

>mexicans
>best rice

japanese rice is the best not mexican mate

>choosing to smell like a pajeet

Raw onions are used as a palate cleanser and lime is squeezed to coat them.

Long grain basmati > any other white rice

>beans re-fried in lard

mexican beans taste good, but that shit is unquestionably bad for you.

Why is brown people food such GOAT bodybuilding food?

Pic related is shawarma (though I usually get beef cuz only poorfags eat dry ass nasty chicken).

All of that can be had for around 15$ here, such a wide variety of food for cheap.

Its gotta be at least 2000 calories and I have trouble finishing even half of it - If you get a "for here" plate then pack the rest of it in a take out box like the jew you are it can easily last you an entire day srs.

You can usually ask them to skip one of the dishes and replace it with something else (though meat is fixed generally), ex. swap rice/taters with salad if youre cutting, or vice versa if bulking.

Obviously not the healthiest but shits all over white people food like burgers, pizza, noodles, and chink food which is way too rice heavy, though mexican might give it a run for its money but thats hard to find here.