How can I train my funnybone to pick up more girls on tinder?

How can I train my funnybone to pick up more girls on tinder?

Who is this s e m e n d e m o n

you can't, shit just comes natural to some

Limb lengthening

you're going to have to make a lot of bad jokes before you make any good ones

Humor is attractive because it's a sign of intelligence and it's hard to fake being intelligent or funny. So if you aren't already, you're shit out of luck

Lifting doesnt cure autism. Just work on your looks and drunk girls will throw themselves at you without the need to be funny of anything

you don't have to be super funny, but making yourself less anxious with certain nootropics will make you more friendly and your thoughts will flow easier, and this may make your more funny.

this is correct

which nootropics?

I'd also like an answer on the nootropics question?

probably phenibut or ashwagandha

weed

>daaaayum girl! You shit with that ass?

Guaranteed winrar

I'm not getting any matches with this profile pic lads...what am I doing wrong?

>for mixed race looking girl who has her races listed
"Are you really mexican and columbian? I thought you were 100% hot :)"

>for a girl who has hints of being slutty
"Are you an archaeologist? Because I've got a large bone for you to examine :)"

>for anyone else, just make a comment about something you like from her bio or her pictures

That first line always works though, I've gotten a reply pretty much every time I've used it

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We need to see her pic

What has happened to the english language

yeah bro all you need is the perfect opening and the girl is yours
a tinder clown: this is you. amuse her like a good cuck and maybe she'll throw you a bone and allow you pay her dinner

this

Before social media, a woman could always find a willing man. Then social media and tinder came and they had a catalog of willing men to pick from. Now, as a result of this unlimited source of willing men on demand, women no longer need dating. There is no more courtship; there is no more obligation to bring something to the table. If one guy rejects her she gives him a soft next and sits back and lets the next chad in line grovel at her until his attention and resources stop flowing, ad-infinitum.

Because of social media women have been spoiled by having an unnaturally large selection that they have reduced men to a resource, moreso than men have reduced women to fuck holes. Do not fall for the personality meme because it won't get you laid. Your personality is the only resource she can extract from you on social media in the form of attention and entertainment.
>"say something creative"
>"be interesting"
Already admitting she's just here for her entertainment. Oh, you matched? She's got two chads and a sugar daddy on speed dial. She doesn't need you. You are just attention and entertainment to her. Tinder is nothing more than a scratch off lottery tickets for women: they're fun but she's hoping for her chad jackpot. That's her end goal. She will string you along with false hope of eventually giving you the honor to buy her a measly cup of coffee until she decides she wants to wait on more options.

That's modern female dating in a nutshell. Literally sit back and wait for Chad, but put up a lofty list of demands to procure the best beta entertainers. You have been reduced to nothing more than a court jester.
>"feed me pizza tee-hee and tickle my muffin top."
Even the fat slobs do not even need to try to seem appealing to men, in fact they do the opposite because they know they can.

If you have never gotten laid by a half-decent woman from tinder are wasting your time. If you've ever purchased cuck points or beta boosts you need to slap yourself

tas how rele ppl talc on da skrete my niqqa

y u so sub brah? da new scene be 2 gucci 4 yo old ass, huh?

pussy's pussy user. if you want a real relationship you talk to women in real life

You've made it

>ad-infinitum.
You mean until their value dries up?

Experience an ass load of tragedy and you will learn how to flip it into humor

Just message them saying
>tell me a joke
You've already distanced yourself from all the dudes who come out with, "hey".
Then when they tell it, say
>that was really bad lady
>it would probably sound a lot better with this in your mouth
Then send a pic of some pornstars dick. Bonus points if it's the one Tyler spliced into the movie reel in Fight Club.
Then
>how about we practice tonight?

Nothing.

I don't see how anyone's retarded enough to start with just "hey" at this point. How unaware do you have to be to do that

>How unaware do you have to be to do that
hey swethert
u r so butiful

sex jokes, any girl that is on tinder doesn't have the capacity for a higher form of humor

nu-speak