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"Young men must cease to go about in female garments, to make a livelihood by such cursed lewdness'"

- Cortés to the "fat Cacique" of Cempoala (p. 119, trans. Lockhart 1844)

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"History does not repeat, but it does sometimes rhyme"

~ Mark Twain (supposedly)

>FUCKING GERMAAAAAAAAAAAAANS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASDFHKOILJASFVGJ
- Valentinian I

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>Quintilius Varus, give me back my legions!

"I identify as an African-American, yes."
-Ramses II

I am the senate.

"Get Ready." -Kaiser Wilhelm II

It's treason, then.

"Yield not to evils, but attack all the more boldly" - Virgil

>you were the chosen one Mao! You were meant to destroy the imperialists, not join them! Bring balance to the international, not leave it in darkness!

>Und ich glaube nicht, dass die Gegner, die damals noch gelacht haben, heute auch noch lachen!
These guys have the snarkiest remarks

"GET ME OFF THIS ISLANDDDDDDDDDDD"

-Napoleon, to his Anglo overlords.

fugg

"Finally, I can start the Napoleonic Wars"
- Napoleon Bonaparte

It's over Luigi, i have the high ground.

You underestimate my power

"YOU HAVE FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME CATHERINNNNNNEEEEE"
-Henry VIII

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I want sex with Astolfo!

seriously though what's an astolfo?
Is it the animoo waifu of the week?

Every time

don't give me needs for boys damn it

You know crave it

I offer neither pay, nor quarters, nor food; I offer only hunger, thirst, forced marches, battles and death. Let him who loves his country with his heart, and not merely with his lips, follow me.

t. Giuseppe Garibaldi

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I love Nixon for the meme value he has

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“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.” ~Imperator Caesar Marcus Aurelius Antoninus Augustus

fuck off cortes I do what I want

Marcus auralius sounds like a great guy
Whats a good book,documentery,vidya etc... about him?
Thank you in advance

You could read his Meditations

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>attila

t. Aetius

>Honorius, no matter what you do, I will always love you unconditionally

Fucking why?

There was basically only 1 route into Austria-Hungary and it was simultaneously an attacker's nightmare - combination of a fucking river, mountains and fortifications.

This. Is why I only have a sence or humor in closed door groups

I love me some Roman autism.
>Since they do not wish to eat, let them drink!

How did he knew Veeky Forums at that time?