These lads walk up to you in a dark alley

>These lads walk up to you in a dark alley
How do you respond?

Ask where there lords colours are

ask them where is medicae pavel?

>knave

>non nobis, Domine

Why is he wearing a bucket helmet and no body armor beyond a chainmail?

Jesus be praised

then I stare them silently until I am asked a question.

Ask them why their hauberks are so ill fitted to their bodies. Surely no noble knight would find such maille acceptable attire for combat.

Tell me about Hugh Capet. Why does he wear the cape?

point them towards thomas becket and get the fuck outta there.

shoot them

God be with you brothers. Have you seen any heathens nearby?

Start reciting the lords prayer.

>"put that weapon away before someone gets hurt"

What are you going to do, stab me?

>May Allah guide you toward the ont true faith

>not wanting thicc padding

Thou art magnus!

THAT IS A NICE HEAD YOU HAVE ON YOUR SHOULDERS

Make incantations to Greek gods.

LESS TALKING: MORE RAIDING!

Sorry Sir, where did you buy your beautiful brown leather shoes? Is it Italian?

it's laundry day.

>Greetings Richard le Breton, Reginald FitzUrse, Hugh de Morville and William de Tracy, what brings you to my humble abode. Here to bring me the news of the King renouncing the substance of the constitutions of Clarendon??!?!

>AAAAAH HENRY SAVE ME

>AAAAAGHH

>FOR THE NAME OF JESUS AND THE PROTECTION OF THE CHURCH I EMBRACE DEATH

>GUUURRRRRGGHGHHHFFTTPTPPP

Point them to teh local renaissance fair

wtf, chocobos?

That helmet is contemporary with the armour you pleb

God bless you, fine knights.
May the Lord be a guide on your journey.

Top kek

You betta not be... a MANHUNTER

greet them respectfully and give them a nice look.

My men and I would like to have a word about your PURSEonal belongings

I ask where the renaissance fair/LARP is because I've always wanted to check one out.

you win

hand them each a rifle

Kek

*librum pono*
Yare yare daze.