Walk into the gym "DES-PA-CIIIIIIITOOOO". Do a 360 and go home

>walk into the gym
>I BEEN RUNNING THROUGH THE SIX WITH MY WOES

Fucking summefags

Yeah I happened upon it a couple weeks ago; no idea how I didn't hear about something with so many views but it's the most generic fucking pop song ever except it's in Spanish.

Its really sad too, because a lot of spanish language club hits are fun. I hit a PR listening to Vamos a la Playa last week.

>Do a 360 and go home
Because the gym is the home.

Welcome to Veeky Forums

first time ever being in a gym last year, walk into the weight room "SHOT SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS EVVVVVERYBODY" god dammit

>I hit a PR listening to Vamos a la Playa last week.

You have a hell of a lot of nerve talking bad about Despacito, sweet fucking jesus.

Get the fuck off my board normie

I would take despacito over vamos a la playa anyday

...

>Nossa
>Nossa

...

MESA
MESA
MESA QUE MÁS APLAUDA LE MANDO LE MANDO LE MANDO LA NIÑA
ZA ZA ZA YAKUZA YAKUZA

>Jens Kidman
My man, Bleed makes me feel like I can smash a rock with my forehead

Hooked in a few who were probably summerfags last year. Well done.

Walk into the gym "HUNID ON MY WRIST, EIGHTY ON MY WRIST, HUNID ON MY WRIST, EIGHT ON MY WRIST." Do a 360 and DEROSE DEROSE DEROSE DEROSE DYROS DYROS DYROS

That song makes my blood boil

>walk into the gym
>couple of gym bunnies doing cardio and that stretching shit they do where they kneel on a mat and shove their ass in the air
>several dyel guys doing shitty brosplits and spending most of their time talking and checking their phones
>a few old blokes doing 5lb curls looking like thier 3rd heart attack is just around the corner
>Capital radio blasting out the same shitty pop music on repeat like a 12yr old's Spotify playlist
>I enter the arena
>18 stone and 6ft5 of pure God
>they all know what is coming
>I march straight into the gym office to the music system
>nearly wrench the tuning dial clean off as my gigantic hormone-disfigured hands perform perhaps the most important part of my daily lifting ritual
>5 minutes later, everyone on the gym is looking on in a mixture of pure awe, astonishment, and fear as I blast out 3pl8 OHP sets to the dulcet and reassuring tones of John Humphreys as he presents the Today programme on BBC Radio 4
>leave the gym an hour later, treading through puddles of tears, old man sweat, and pussy juice, never forgetting to turn the radio station back before I make my triumphant exit

>walk into /homegym/
>here a strange, evil laugh
>"feels good"
>hear classic hip hop group drop bars
>PR in deadlift and squat on the same day

FEELS GOOD

This is the content I come here for

POP 4 XANS AND I FEEL LIKE A HERO
DEROSE DEORSE

Are you enjoying your summer on Veeky Forums?

What think about their new album tho?

Pretty shit imo

>Walk into gym
>Bon Appétit babe

y-you t-too

>walk into gym
>I'M IN LOVE WITH THE SHAPE OF YOU

> pic related is you

summerfag

>walk into the gym

>AND SHE SAID WHERE YOU WANNA GO
>HOW MUCH YOU WANNA LIFT

good song bruh.

>walk into gym
>it ain't me starts playing

I wish my gym would play only Vietnam era songs so I could take my fucking headphones off for once.

CCR Related story
>go camping
>campground privately owned
>outhouse has speakers
>CCR greatest hits on loop for 3 days
>can hear it from our tent at night due to silent wilderness and lack of other campers

Funny thing is my dad got driven mad by it and he was alive during nam, but honestly I didn't mind it much.

It's called "fortunate son" you pleb

no it's "it ain't me" by the fortunate sons you fucking retart

>go to the gym
>skinny as fuck, literally Auschwitz mode
>Veeky Forums chads make fun of me
Reminder that skinny guys suffer 200% more bullying than fatties at the gym

SUMMER
CAN'T
END
SOON
ENOUGH

How would a xbox360 take him back home you fucking faggot?

Felt

>walk into gym
>put earbuds in
>ignore shit gym music

YOU KNOW HOW THAT SHIT GO!

I honestly can't tell if the replies to this post are all bait. Bait replies to a bait reply. Fuck.

>walk into the gym in 1994
>Snap! starts playing
>do a 360 and snap your shit

>walk into gym
>BE HUMBLE
>SIT DOWN

>walk int he gym 1970s
>Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar.
>You're gonna go far, you're gonna fly high,
>You're never gonna die, you're gonna make it if you try;
>they're gonna love you.

I hope you realize that that song is meant to motivate females

>WHAT IS WRONG WITH BEING
>WHAT IS WRONG WITH BEING
>WHAT IS WRONG WITH BEING
>WHAT IS WRONG WITH BEING CONFIDENT?

i fucking hope so or this place is worse than reddit lmfao

>SUMMER NIGHTS WERE MADE FOR MISBEHAVING
This song is playing every time I'm walking into the gym even though I go in at different times. It's like nails on a chalkboard.

l-l-london?...

lel

>CAUSE I GOT ISSUES
>AND I CAN SNAP JUST LIKE THAT

fucking christ, radio is just filled with fuckboy music

This is what OP meant by this.

>360 would take you back to the gym
>topkek

I MIGHT DECLARE IT A HOLIDAY AS SOON AS BAKKA GET BACK ON THE ROAD

Ever heard of Danza Kuduro, YungBlood?

>/fat/ty here
>want to lose w8
>go to gym
>get intimidated, do a 180 to leave as salty tears begin to form
>"BECAUSE IM HAPPYYY, CLAP ALONG IF YOU FEEL LIKE HAPPINESS IS THE TRUTH"
>was my ex fav song before she broke up with me for gaining 40lbs
>remember kissing her for the first time at a football game while this song was playing
>remembering the feel of her lips, how both of our friends ooooh and aaaahed
>turn around with a gleam in my eye, motivated af
>s**t my pants on the first rep w/ 2.5lb pl8s
>fitness center employee hears my wounded animal noises, comes over and asks if I need help
>cardio bunnies snicker
>leave and never return
>another 12 months and 25lbs heavier
>feelsbadman
I have accepted that my first kiss with her was the peak of my human experience, am ok with dying in a pile of McDoonlads wrappers and my own excrement

Damn. I made a post EXACTLY like this on /int/ but it was about walking into a bar. Fuck I hate that song and I have to hear it every day

WHOOOOSH

you probably won't see this but it was pretty meh. A few gems, like the song with vince staples, but otherwise boring.

he was talking about this one youtube.com/watch?v=D5drYkLiLI8
pic is unrelated

Everytime. I have heard at least 3 remixes of this

My wife loves it... Its so normie manufactured sounding...

>walk into gym
>ALL GUNS
>ALL GUNS BLAZING

>2015
youtube.com/watch?v=8j741TUIET0

>walk into a meat store
>ALL THE OTHER KIDS
>WITH THE PUMPED-UP KICKS