My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
people still post this? find some original bait to post you lazy shitposter
saged
Justin Thompson
*blows dust off this copypasta*
IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
Jaxon Peterson
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Oliver Bennett
my jimmies are perfectly fine thank you
Ian Clark
I remember when I used to think this guy was big
Carter Parker
As true today as it was in 2008 during the great Boxxy shitstorm. Thanks for contributing to the website. Keep me updated on any further posts please.
Christopher Murphy
Do you even lift?
Jordan Ortiz
I rememer back in 2010 when I saw this pasta for first time, I got angry and replied srs
Ryan Torres
Fuck off, you and your bitch are dyel and orange
Austin Cooper
OP you are really a dumbass. First off, you assume everyone is so bad. Let me point out your flaws. First, you said you were pretty much perfect. If that were so, you wouldn't brag about it, you would be humble and not attempt to gain attention from "no-life’s who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures." Second, you said we do nothing else than look at things on Veeky Forums and the internet. There again you are wrong retard. I in fact only go on Veeky Forums when i have absolutely nothing else to do. I (and I assume at least several others on here) have friends. By assuming that we are all people with no lives you once again prove your idiot ways to us- you cannot grasp a concept that people with lives can also use the internet. Third, if you are trying to prove to Veeky Forums that you are perfect, at least type properly. "but you all take to a whole new level." You forgot a fucking 2 letter word. Fourth, A's are not that hard to get in high school dumbass. It's not a sign of intelligence, but an ability to listen. Good job for using something that everyone can do. Go to Veeky Forums and get your mind raped by some actual intelligence. There you go; I just wanted to you about how wrong you really are. With all honesty, I really don't give a shit what you say only wrote this because it’s fun as hell to rant to dumbasses. Next time, go tell someone who actually cares.
Parker Ward
damn this was so spicy back in the day
Alexander Rogers
counterpasta is delicious as well
Tyler Perry
>2008 was 12 years ago
Captcha: Penning CHADLEY
Logan Cruz
>The first time you saw these pastas you were upset now whenever you see them you get sad an nostalgic.
Dude, his name was Clyde Cash and he died when Christian and the Hedgehog Boys made the 4_Cent_Garbage building collapse on top of him.
Lucas Murphy
I like the medieval ones
Noah Carter
thank you for the nostalgia trip OP
Evan Carter
>Veeky Forums >actual intelligence
Cooper Brooks
>tfw I still post this on /b/ time to time and there are many people who seem to respond seriously as if they have never seen it I'd think I was being trolled except it's /b/
Luke Peterson
>MARIA >Ehyy babii just thinkin ab0ut y0u..imissy0u nd s0 d0es every0ne else..wish y0u were heaa f0r mdw nd my birthday..we w0ulda had fun to: PAULiE CARB
