He killed millions

He killed millions.

To save Christianity.

He also stole my scooter

Protestantism literally destroyed Christianity by being nothing but a veneer of Sciencetism in a Christian suit.

But I bet it made him happier than it made you sad.

but didn't save anyone

>protestants
>christians

kek

To save billions (souls)

If that was the case, then he failed miserably. Producing the polar opposite of his desired goal. I think it's more likely he wanted to screw a nun and had the runs his whole life.

>screw a nun
What a filthy thought!
Buy indulgences right now in order not to land in my made-up purgatory!

...

Papist, please go (back to a third-world commie shithole)

>he wanted to screw a nun
He was right, the chastety thing is a crime aganst nature and not even in the Bible.

The commie shithole is the second world

Desu maybe if you didn't want that to happen maybe you shouldn't have tried to kill someone who was rightfully calling you out for being corrupt kid fucking faggots.

>led to the collapse of the byzantine empire
What the fuck are you talking about? The Pope specifically forbade the Venetians from attacking Constantinople, and threatened to excommunicate anyone that did.

Is Bavaria, Ireland or Northern Italy a shithole? Are the North West and New England ones?

Also, there would be no communism withhout puritans

>protestants learn history from memes

So the overall happiness in the world increased

he killed millions (of subjectively innocent people)