Trips will decide, what am I gonna do for the rest of my life

share your future wife

S u c c d i c c

Drive around in a van solving mysteries

U're gonna be a succesful man.

you're gonna be proud of yourself.

Deadlifts

666 pushups erryday

Browse /r9k/ for minimum of 6 hours every single day

So close satan

Stop being a pussy.

Rolling for this. I can think of no greater torture.

Become a great person who runs his own business, lifts 6 days per week, and obtains a beautiful family and wealth

Become the president of your country and start WWIII.

reroll

Mine tin on Runescape.

Drown in cum.

Do the whole Nazi thing but this time against some other minority - like chinese f.e.

roll

gold farm on WoW

Sniff your own farts.

guzzle cun in jav

reroll

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You're gonna do all the things you say you want to start doing like reading and cardio. You're also gonna get jacked and have a nice job. You're also gonna lower standards for women and settle down with a nice plain wife.

Cheat on future wife with fat black women 3 times

Wholesome af. Scoobs would be proud.

Fuck off with that cross-bread shit you crossfit cunt

I don't think you get it, summerfag.

Find your passion then become happy and successful

I dont get your wimpering, and im rather curious what makes you an elder wizzard you cumjuggling fag

Off by one. All you need to know.

rerolling

Heroin

yeah, but its always been cheating, completing the quest of glorious trips with another bread

Rape a nigger.

max runescape classic

ROLL!

you're gonna move here,
work for me in cybersecurity , first 6 months without pay.
free room/food + home gym

Join the marine corps as infantry, make a career out of it, don't retire until after 25 years of service.

Adopt a pet tomorrow

Live a happy life

post a timestamped picture with shoe on head

start a thread on Veeky Forums asking for trips to decide what you do with your life

rolling for this.

read "the richest man in babylon" and be a huge financial success

meh

Do quads count?

Roll

no

Hmmm thread coulda gone better OP

Well, I don't see any trips here.

Go to the gym 5 times a week doing 20x20 bicep curls

devote your entire life to advocating for helping all disadvantaged,struggling,oppressed and marginalized members of american society

devote your entire life to advocating for and helping all disadvantaged,struggling,oppressed and marginalized members of american society in every way possible

>devote your entire life to advocating for helping all disadvantaged,struggling,oppressed and marginalized members of american society
Reroll
Thank me later famalam