What do you lift for, Veeky Forums?

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So one day my enemies kneel before me and I can hear the lamentation of their wives, mothers and children.

Do we really need 10000 of these threads every single day?

To minimize the time I spend alone at home.

What a fucking autistic faggot.

You need to have a "what the fuck am I doing in life" moment and listen to the shit you say.

It's physically enjoyable and makes me feel like I did something productive with my day, boosting my self esteem

I lift for these threads

This.

My girlfriend has always been out of my league, she's gotten more fit since we got together in high school and I gotta keep up for her sake at least.

>liftan for grills

never gonna make it

I lift for myself because I am easy frustrate also I am curious if it will increase chances with 7+/10 girls.

I lift for myself now but she's the reason I started

Something to do.

>I workout so I feel like I'm being productive.
>I workout to help with my anxiety, which is partially connected to my productivity.
>Porn has raised my standards for women. Instead of nofap and lowering my standards, I decided to get in shape.
>I want to look better than my ex.
>I workout so I can run without messing up my form.

what's her name bros?

Women, like every other beginning lifter

This was meant for

If by her, you mean the one that left you and was a huge influence in why you lift?

Because you think by lifting you can some how impress her, get her back, make her jealous, or be the man she wants you to be?

The one who you're lifting for right now, the one who you said you'll duck for a few months and then pop back up when you're a total hunk?

Always wanted a Veeky Forums body. It's better than just sitting around being fat at least.

Every so often I would look at my fairly small potbelly and feel like shit about it. One day I said "fuck it, I'm fixing this" and that's about it. I lift to be the best person I can be.

BECAUSE I NEED TO SLAY THE DRAGON

Because I idolize fictional characters and want to resemble them in every way fashionable

nothing I guess since I am a nihilist. I have no reason not to lift, just as I have no reason to care.

Shay. She was a hoe, but she was my hoe.

I'm lifting to have more energy and to be stronger but looking better doesn't hurt
I went out with a chick sunday for the first time in a while and I could tell I had more confidence
We have tentative plans for next weekend so today's lift is for her, as hopefully shirts will be coming off

first for a girl now because i love how i look. so narcissim i guess.

Sounds like me

Although no set dates yet, I'm getting matches, so I'll prob get there soon

You will kneel too

I lift to look like vegeta, no lie. fuck bitches, i wanna be a z fighter

Set 'em user!

I have an ugly face and was fat for most of life. Now that I've been working out my jawline has improved and got a new haircut. My confidence has gone up and I feel better for it. Not giving up now, I won't look like people in the CBT yet, but I will if I keep going at the pace I'm going. Proud to say I'm not a lazy fuck anymore.

Self-improvement while being conscious of my people. Sometimes, it's hard to boost myself in morale, but it's something.

You are so correct. Lifting for your ex is completely beta and retarded.

Completely, but why can't I just move the fuck on and not thinking about her reaction when i'm finally there.....

>The one who you're lifting for right now, the one who you said you'll duck for a few months and then pop back up when you're a total hunk?

That feel.

To strike all enemies of europe with my brethren once the time comes. We will clean our cities from the brown hordes, build massive walls around europe and never let the left get any power ever again. Traitors are well known and will die a horrible death.

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t. Tyrion Lannister

because i want someone to love me despite my incurable erectile dysfunction

Viagra is there in your time of need

I unironically lift for girls

No+fap + cold showers and then add some Viagra you'll be a fucking machine.

So I can look good in male lingerie (jock straps and shit lol) for my girl because she wears lingerie for me all the time

Maya
But shes not an ex. Been friends for 4 years now, been spending a lot of time together this summer

I used to say for myself or for some other stupid shit, but as I got older I realized, it's for the pussy

It's pretty much the only thing besides medication which can alleviate my depression.

>Lifting for 3D women

Stress relief. Also, so I don't jerk off as much. Idle hands and what not

dat dere broscience

this
if Im lifting im not thinking about how much my life sucks

My veins tend to inflame which leads to phlebitis and blood clotting, so I guess I excercise for health. Also I like sore muscle pain, leaves me satisfied.

super deepthroat

>nothing I guess since I am a nihilist
then why havent you killed yourself yet?
serious question

Hatred and revenge. I wish I was just being edgy.

My veins tend to inflame which leads to phlebitis and blood clotting, so I guess I excercise for health. Also I like sore muscle pain, leaves me satisfied.

Double post, sorry

Willpower

because I used to be anorexic and but a friend of mine said "if you care about how you look so much why don't you go to the gym?" and after long enough my body's need to eat over came my disorder so now I have to lift or else I fall back to not eating again

If you notice that many repeat threads you need to get the fuck off the computer buddy

For the 61 united states?

Extreme burning hatred at my past self and everything associated with fatness

and cause i want to look like a DBZ character

So I can look like a 2D Drawn Manga Character...

Attention

TO BE HIM

SO I CAN PROTECT SOMEONE LIKE HER

My nigga

I lift because Ive turned into a fat fuck. I don't want to be a fat fuck.

I heard something great one time along the lines of "Your fitness and strength is something that you can say that you earned. It cannot be simply handed to you, you must do it for yourself."

To bring her back

I miss you erika

my fellow african american citizens

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pashol nahui

Want to be a sick cunt.
Wanna pose like JoJo.

Ela

I lift for der fuhrer

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Mariana. Fuck, bros. I wanted to marry that woman.
>be a fucking sci-fi nerd
>discover Veeky Forums
>got Veeky Forums
>now a lot of grills want my dick
>reject every woman cause I think I'm hot shit
>one day I met this cute and really smart grill
>fall madly in love with her
>she said she likes me but can't be in a relationship
>now I don't give a fuck and just fuck grills
>still can't feel the void

I lift to be a good daddy for my little

>front raises and deadlifts so I can pick her up
>squats so I can carry her around on my back
>bench so I can pin her against the wall/bed
>grip exercises so when we're fucking I can grab her so hard she has bruises on her hips
>curls so I can hold her in my arms
>hip thrusts
>neck work so I can strangle her but she can't strangle me
>bought her some onesie footie pajamas so she's warm and snuggly
>they have a buttoned flap on the bum in case princess needs an emergency fucking

to set the dialectics in motion

>meet grill
>go out for coffee
>says she thinks I'm cute
>see her again
>so fucking nervous she kept calling me out on it
>autism flowing
>she hugs me first
>hug her again before I leave, put hand real low on her back
>autisticly running through every detail to see if I fucked up somewhere

how do I beat the autism ?? It took every ounce of me to even meet up with her, and hugging her will give me insomnia for the next few days.

Because of that burning feeling when I am done, the one where my body aches just leaving the gym and getting back in my car and going all the way home. It lets me know I'm still here.

That and I also wanna look good and have thots rub their hands all over my pecs, arms, abs, and back.

Purpose

have a drink and relax a bit?

I think this is what hes talking about.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manifest_destiny

Levo ergo sum, user.

Her...

Holy fuck, I forgot Las Lindas was even a thing up until now. Only started reading it because someone on the WoW forums posted it. And tits.

To run under 11 seconds in the 100

that doesn't work, anxiety never goes away

I don't lift, I swim.

Squats make you shorter. Have fun living with the results manlets.

Anti anxiety medications?
See a shrink?
What are you so anxious about?
the worst thing that can happen is you strike out with one female, there's plenty more where she came from
and if it wasn't going to work out, there wasnt anything you could do about it anyways

just b ur self :^)

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MOO SNU

I don't have any friends and I'm used to no one wanting me around. Never once in my life have I displayed affection towards another person, not even my mother.
I read that writing is supposed to help keep you sane and it sort of works.
thanks for the concern

>tfw no tauren gf to bully the shit out of me

yeah go see a therapist you need a bunch of help

for Darkseid.

iktfb

i've never liked and accepted my body, so instead of complaining like a faggot I started to lift

yea I'm not paying someone to listen to me. I'm not incapable of showing affection, I just had a fucked up childhood.

I told my mother about this girl; she gave me a 15min talk about how sex is wrong and I should stop seeing her before I go to hell. I'm 22 btw

I really hope people as retarded and fucked up as your family don't live in my country.

Are you Muslim or something? That's the only way I can think of to explain why you and your family have beliefs so twisted.

>sex is wrong son, me and your father should never have fucked because you were born

nice get, and no my mom's christian